Porta Gloryhole

Leave it to the porn studios to innovate in ways that I couldn’t possibly predict. PortaGloryHole is an innovative porn site that takes a tried and tested method and moves it … into a porta potty. I’m going to hate having to say porta potty. It’s such a dumb name. Anyways, portable toilets are plastic cubicles that you can shit it, on the go. They’re usually found outside, near construction sites and similar places that require a toilet in the case of no available plumbing. Simple enough. PortaGloryHole is that, minus the toilet, plus a cock and a bitch inside. That’s man and woman, not chicken and dog. Euphemisms, what are you gonna do?

The mix is simple. You take everything that Fake Taxi have been doing in the past 10 years and you repeat it, inside a porta potty. It also helps if said porta potty has a gloryhole in it. It makes for great content. It’s a simple concept with a ton of babes who are clearly paid and planned in advance, but the site’s descriptions insist that these girls were picked up off the street.

Real Women are Not Cool

They want to sell you on the idea that these are inexperienced amateurs who just love sucking cock for no reason, randomly while they’re out and about. So, it’s exactly the same as Fake Taxi. They should call Fake Taxi Fake Fake Taxi, but that would just make it a real taxi, which it isn’t.

Does this make any sense to you? Never mind. All porn is fake. Real women don’t suck cock randomly in porta potties, much to my disappointment. I’ve been sticking my cock in gloryholes since the day I learned how to get an erection and I’ve never gotten sucked off that way. It’s sad, but we like to pretend. Let’s enjoy PortaGloryHole together for all it’s worth.

Paid Pornstars are Really Cool

Paid pornstars are also really horny. They’re too horny. I love it. These girls are off the fucking chain. They suck cock like it’s going out of style and they have a point to prove. These girls suck cock like it’s the last thing they’re ever going to do in this life. They suck cock like they’re starving and the only sustenance left on this apocalyptic planet can be found inside the balls of the man they’re feeding on. It’s fantastic stuff and I will never get enough of it.

In terms of blowjob and gloryhole quality, this site is pretty much as good as other premium gloryhole sites. It would appear that babes in porn prefer this approach to dick sucking over the kinds of scenes in which the guy has control. In gloryhole scenes, including those on PortAGloryHole, the girls have complete control. They decide when to suck and how much. They can’t get pinned or pushed around. It gives them a lot of freedom to experiment and put on a show for you.

So Much Drool

If you’ve ever played Super Deepthroat you should know that the best part of a blowjob is when the girl pulls away for a moment after nearly choking on your cock, only to ooze a mixture of her drool and your precum onto her face. It forms neat little arches between her lips and the cock. It’s the stuff of dreams. She gets a few seconds to breathe before slamming the cock back into her throat for even more drool and precum. I love the money shots. I do. But, the parts before the money shot when the action happens, that’s the core gameplay for me, in real life and otherwise.

I love watching these babes drool. They seem to be enjoying it too. They really sell me on their enjoyment. I generally love the idea of women enjoying the act of being perfect little sluts. It makes for a great fantasy. All the content on PortaGloryHole is the kind of smut you can just leave running and masturbate to for a long time without the need to hit the skip button. It’s all quality content, throughout.

Two Types of Scenes

I don’t see why they made this judgment call. It seems like a bit of a waste. Instead of only filming gloryhole scenes, they also have standard fucking scenes, in transit, in the back of a car. I don’t see any reason for this. For every girl they’ve worked with they got a video of her in the gloryhole porta potty and another completely separate video of her being driven to the porta potty beforehand, while also getting casually dicked by one of the guys filming these videos.

On the one hand, it’s more smut for you. On the other, it really doesn’t fit with the vibe of the site. It’s completely unrelated. I guess it’s nice that you’re able to see fucking scenes of the girls in case one of them tickles your fancy and you want to see her pussy in action, but that would be true on any porn site. If you’re running a gloryhole blowjob site, focus on the gloryhole blowjobs. All of this additional content is just padding. I wouldn’t mind this content if it was sequestered in a bonus section, but it’s not B-roll, it’s the main event. With only 10 pages worth of content, half of the smut on here is unrelated padding. Not a good sign.

Needs More Smut

By my count there are fewer than a hundred clips on PortAGloryHole, across fewer than 50 babes in total. This is painfully disappointing stuff for a premium porn site. At the very least you’re allowed to download the videos with your subscription so you can get your money’s worth for life, but if you’re considering a regular subscription, I can’t back you on that. It makes no sense. Maybe the site is young and they still haven’t had the chance to rack up the videos, but I doubt it. I’m used to this kind of marketing already. They make a bunch of high-quality videos under one site then they more or less abandon it.

I’m holding out hope. I’ll check in on PortaGloryHole later and see if they’ve got new smut coming in. If they manage to keep my attention then I’ll consider a longer subscription. For now, I’m thinking my 30-day sub will be more than enough for all the content on the site, twice. I could literally watch it back to back in that time, though I intend to just download it all and save it for later, for multiple faps.

Decent Babes Decent Faps

You’re not going to see any A-listers on PortAGloryHole, but you’re also going to be too horny to notice. The babes that are featured on this site are all perfectly fuckable as far as I’m concerned. They’re young, but not too young. They’re hot, but not so hot that they’re full of themselves. They’ve got taut and supple bodies and they know how to show them off. It’s an all-around high-quality adventure, fapping to these babes. I spotted all kinds of babes from blondes to brunettes, from Caucasians to Latinas. It’s a great spread. Could use more black chicks, but that’s just my take.

The babes all do a fantastic job. They all gargle the cum and they all swallow. They pass my test. There’s even a feminist bitch with rainbow hair and unnecessary fat folds and even she manages to seem fuckable enough. She gets by with a bit of skill. All the girls on PortaGloryHole work really hard for the cum. I applaud them for that. I wish women in my day to day were this devoted to my pleasure. The guys behind PortaGloryHole knew they were in for a treat when they started this site. I’m sure of it.

Needs a Discount

Desperately. This place desperately needs a discount. 30 days for $30? Yeah, fair for a premium website and all, but this place hardly has enough videos to back up that kind of price tag. It gets cheaper if you pay in advance, as it should, but I’m still not buying it. Pun not intended. $60 for 90 days, $100 for a year. The discount is fair, the base price is not. I’m on the fence about recommending this place.

As always, try before you buy. There are plenty of previews on here to give you a taste of what’s to come. You could also get a shorter tier, download all the videos, then unsubscribe so you don’t get billed again and come back in a few months for more content. That’s a strategy that might work best. It’s your decision. I think that in terms of hotness, this place is a real 10, it just desperately needs more content.