Horror Porn

Are you a fan of the dark? No, I am not just referring to a low-lit room that you are whacking off to images of skinny, fresh-faced ahegao girls. I am talking about erotic imagery which does not hold back. I am talking about the sort of hardcore adult entertainment that features all of the filth, intensity, and, in a sense, scariness of the human libido.

I am talking about horror porn, known because of its excellent production values and extreme sexual content, which would make many senior porn producers blush…or even flush from shock. As I will get into, this website hosts a heck of a lot of adult movies that fit that bill, and I’ll also get into all of the relevant details.

The Presentation Of This Porn Is Spectacular

When you get past the landing page, you’ll see a fascinating visage of fine women. And I wonder if you go through the same thought process that I did.

Of course, while the movies here tend to be plot focused, and they do use props and costumes to communicate concepts, that does not mean that there is a lack of nudity. Like the fabled emperor from the Brothers Grimm tales, these ladies do not like to wear clothes in their scenes…at least for long.

Before we get into that, there are a few more points I have to get out there. This site looks and works great on all devices. I checked around and found that this site is exceptionally secure compared to either adult or non-adult websites.

This Cast Of Characters Makes My Magic Bean Stalk Grow

In the quarter to half an hour-long movies, you will see models who make horror look really good. I mean, think about how long an average, even mildly attractive, woman spends in front of the mirror to only look a little better. Then look at all of the models in these movies who are covered with soot, grime, or whatever, which fits the themes of the film and notice that they still look damn good! Moreover, unlike a lot of ladies who do adult entertainment, these women can really act.

My, My What Lovely Movies They Have Are

Vanilla porn is fine, and all, but that sort of smut can get incredibly formulaic these days. If you don't believe me, just consider how many times you can, almost down to the second, predict what you are going to see. Haven't you ever thought something like, "now she's going to blow him for a minute and a half, then she'll take her bikini bottoms off, and now we get to the anal scene? Oh, look it just all happened. Shocking."

Or something like that? Am I off a little bit?

Well, one thing that I like about fetish porn is that they have to be far more unique than the mainstream in order to compete. Plus, people who go into this sort of smut, I have found, tend to be creative types anyway. This is certainly the case when it comes to the movies you will find on this site.

Some of their more noteworthy titles include Nymphomaniac Household, a story about a group of individuals who take “keeping it in the family” to a whole new level. Alien Invaders is an interesting tale about "genetically modified alien hunters [who] capture human beauties, fuking them with their thick cocks and filling them up with cum." Then there is the sex tool-packed FMF threeway which is a cornucopia of carnal perversion in the movie, which is simply called The Dentist.

There is also a fine number of parodies that, in some ways, are better than the originals they are spoofing. For instance, in their version of The Exorcist, the main character is even more flexible than Jennifer Carpenter, which works wonderfully for the purpose of the film because, well, you can figure it out.

It Would Be Nice To See Even More Material To Milk To

As great as this site is, it is a little bare-bones, which I am not sure is fitting or not, considering all of the skeletons seen in videos on this website. Whatever the case, I do not see much in terms of community engagement, nor are there means to do a whole lot. Also, there are not many ways to get constant updates when big changes are coming. They do send emails to members about upcoming projects weeks away from release and other announcements to build up member excitement.

I Have Mixed Thoughts When It Comes To Money

As far as getting complete access, this website is not terrible, well, terrible. But it could be a hell of a lot better. To get a membership, then you will have to pay $39.95 a month! To be fair, this is not too bad since the producers are pretty good about uploading quality movies regularly. That does not disqualify this site for me. Still, paying ten dollars more than the upper end of what most premium sites charge is a bit much.

It does get a little bit better if you pay for a membership, but not by a whole hell of a lot. For three months, if you put up $79.95, you end up only paying $26 and change per month. And if you get a $129.95 annual package, you are only paying under $11. So, it is not all bad, but only if you have money on you.

Also, you should be aware of the fact that this site only accepts Visa and Mastercard credit cards! And I checked around. That indeed is your only option.

You can make money back by joining the webmaster program. As far as affiliate programs go, it is pretty good. The people at Horror Porn have allied with Czech Cash, and given all of the tools and payouts you might get, it is something worth considering.

The problem I have is that it is going to be a pain to find other people to advertise this sort of smut to. That is not a condemnation on my part, but considering how hard this site's movies are, this is hardly the simplest smut site to pitch.

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I Sense I Have Found A Winning One

As far as content and execution goes, I do like this site, even though I know not everyone is going to like the imagery used. That last part does not matter to me if that is a criticism – I mean, just look at the title of the site. You know what you are getting when you click on the link.

I do have issues with how little the site presents outside of all of the wonderful whoredom and gore. If you are just looking to get off to scary good spunk films, you’ll find yourself right at home. If you are like me and always want a little more, then you might be a tad disappointed. Also, the price of joining and the limited payment options are an issue for me.

Still, if horror-genre porn is what you get yourself off to, I would say that you might agree with me and give this site three and a half hands.