Parasited

Oh God, I’m hard as fuck. I am harder than I’ve been in a really long time. This is it. We’ve hit paydirt. Parasited is a good, original porn site that makes original porn that hasn’t been made before. Sounds basic, I know. Try to see it from my perspective. I review porn every single day. Most of the porn I review looks exactly like the porn I just got done reviewing. Every time I close my eyes, I see porn. I’m not complaining. I like it. I want more of it. And more to the point, I want to see new and innovative shit. That’s what Parasited brings to the table. A kind of porn that no-one has ever seen before. Oh, and it’s recorded in extremely high resolutions with film grade cameras and the cameras are operated by someone who clearly knows what the fuck they’re doing.

It's Christmas. This entire fucking site is Christmas. I made a wish when I was young boy and Santa Claus has just now decided to deliver. I’ll level with you, the fetish behind Parasited was never my thing… until I actually saw it in action and now, I’ve bumped it up to the top of my list. Holy crap, does this concept work well. I know it feels like I’m dancing around the point, but don’t worry; I’m going to walk you through every little bit of the action. Hell, I can hardly contain my excitement. Hold on, I’m gonna go fap really quick before I get to the next paragraph.

Alien Parasite Suppositories

Every single scene on Parasited has a unique intro and an identical conclusion to said intro, right before the fucking. One or multiple girls will be shown to be enjoying their regular, sexless lives in common everyday locations. Then, they go off to wash their hands, have a bath, or take a shit. Then, out of the pipes comes a pitch-black parasitic worm creature that is clearly not of this Earth. It very firmly, but gently, inserts itself inside the women, taking the shortest available route to their vaginas, and it sort of just…lives there. The girls are mortified of this, of course. Who wouldn’t be? But, once the parasite has settled in, they change their tune. They get possessed, in a seemingly demonic way, but this foreign infestation. Their sex drives go haywire and they start drooling.

They drool a lot. They drool way more than any single person should have the ability to drool. I love it. I love seeing hot bitches drool. Next, if there’s another bitch in the scene, she too gets infected and all the women live happily ever after, for another 40 minutes or so, fucking and sucking the hell out of each other while they’re under demonic foreign possession. This is supposed to be a parasite, but commonly, at least in real life, parasites just sort of leech resources off of you. They also give you bad diarrhea. They don’t enhance your sex drive and they certainly don’t turn your pupils white. Parasited takes place inside the “Fuck me” universe, where fucking is the focal point of every natural and unnatural development. I wish I could live in the “Fuck me” universe.

Greatest Camera Work Since Hitchcock

I’m not a professional cameraman and I don’t know much about filmmaking, but you’ll notice yourself how every scene on Parasited sticks out compared to what we usually get in professional porn. There are both wide and narrow shots of the action and lots of different angles, but something is just… superior, across the board. It’s very cinematic, like straight out of a Hollywood movie. I can tell that a lot of time and effort went into the lightning for these scenes. There are several different light sources on the babes at all time, giving off very spooky vibes. Most of these clips are supposed to occur at night, since it’s horror porn and all that, but none of the scenes are ever dark. I don’t rightfully know how they pull this off.

You’ve got two babes, in bed, drooling under demonic possession, licking each other’s pussies and what not, but they’re perfectly illuminated. You can see every single bit of their skin and make out the finest of details, but the room remains pitch black. It’s not like they pointed flashlights at the babes and yelled action, either. These are professional, carefully calibrated light setups. The cameraman clearly knows how to use them, too. Every single camera angle has been carefully planned ahead so that you’re always seeing something amazing. There are no awkward angles or in-between shots. That does mean that the content is more heavily edited than you’re used to seeing, but it doesn’t kill your immersion at all. If anything, it just makes everything that much better.

The Most Beautiful Women, Ever

Have you ever wondered why women in movies seem to be much hotter than women in porn, even though the same women look kind of plain if you randomly run across their nudes on a porn site? It has a lot to do with production value. The folks behind Parasited managed to hit all the marks for overall hotness by hiring gorgeous babes with perfect bodies and then recording them using high end production methods. I know it sounds like I’m overselling the site, but trust me, I’m not easy to impress. These shots are phenomenal.

I also love how much of these perfect bodies you get to see. As the scenes are rather long, there’s a lot of room to experience every single inch of these amazing bodies, with a lot of focus on detail. After watching one of these clips, you pretty much have enough information to produce a perfect one to one recreation of these bitches’ bodies. You see their tits, asses, pussies, anuses, hell even the insides of their mouths. You see it all. And this all happens in-between wild and dare I say disgusting unfiltered wet smut.

A Young Website

I’m sorry if you feel like I bamboozled you. This amazing site that I’ve been talking up for the past ten minutes is actually young as shit. There are only five videos. Yes. Five. Not five hundred. Not five thousand. Five. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I didn’t want it to come to this. I just wanted to give you my most honest impression of how amazing this shit is. Maybe I should have mentioned earlier that this place is still barely off the ground. Look, if it makes you feel any better, all of these videos came out in the past few months. Hell, the last two came out last week. This gives me hope. It makes me believe that there are going to be new videos coming in any day now.

And if not, well, they only have a monthly subscription option, available at $20, recurring, but you can cancel before the month is up. Is that a shit deal? On paper, sure. But look at it this way. You get five amazing, never before seen porn videos with quality that is off the fucking charts, all for $20. You can download them all in top-notch resolution and fap to them forever. I think this is worth it. Just don’t think of it as a subscription. Think of it as a single purchase of five videos. And hell, if they come out with new videos in the next 30 days, you get those as well. What’s not to love?

Keep an Eye on Parasited

This website is proof that we haven’t gone far enough with porn and that we can always do better. A few years ago, watching 4K videos of women stuck in washing machines was all the rage. That was stupid. I am glad we’re past it. Parasited is here to bring us an actual original concept along with movie grade filming productions. And, they’re charging exactly the same if not less than professional porn sites used to back in the day. This is Christmas come early and we should all be very grateful that we get to be around to experience it.

Personally, I’m going to be keeping this place high on my list of frequent bookmarks so I can make sure I find out first when they’ve got new updates. Right now, they’ve got a handful of videos that in themselves are enough to carry the whole goddamn site and make the rest of the industry look bad. Hell, that one Valentina Nappi video alone is enough to make anyone’s day. My personal favorite is the video of the two chicks who are out camping in the woods. It’s aptly named Camp. Check it out. You won’t regret it.