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Once you guys give up on the idea of ever having real sex, your brain can focus on how to make masturbation better. If you can't dip your dick in some grade-A pussy (read "A" as "any"), then give yourself a grade-A beat-off session instead. Don't stop at playing pocket pool while watching regular porn like everyone else. Take it up a notch with JOI porn.

Joiful Day

For the uninitiated, JOI stands for Jerk Off Instructions. Following a sluts jerk off instructions can make masturbation a little less personal. It feels like you're not the one in control for once, which is a welcome respite. Being the only person who tugs on your hog gets quite dull in comparison to crushing pussy.

Jerk-off instructions come in many forms. You can find them on most porn tube sites, but the JOI content on tube sites is sub-par, so what you want to do is get your hands on content from a dedicated jerk-off instruction site. That's where you find the absolute best shit, by far.

Here is the thing. Often, the best jerk-off instruction porn is hidden behind the paywall of a paid premium subscription site. Isn't that a fucking bitch? Why does the world have to be such an evil cunt sometimes?

Not everyone is willing to pay a monthly subscription fee, and I get that. There is so much free porn in the world that it can be hard to convince yourself to invest, but trust me when I say it's worth it. Unfortunately, great porn doesn't live on free tube sites anymore. Those days are dead and buried. Now all you can find on free tube sites is good porn, and good porn is good. But great porn is better.

So if you want great porn, then break out that wallet. But hold on a moment. Subscription sites aren't your only option. You can also buy individual clips. Purchasing individual clips is excellent because you don't pay for anything you don't like. Subscription sites are full of videos that you may never watch. Who wants to pay for shit they don't plan on using? Certainly not me.

The Strip Naked Mall

If you're on the market for jerk-off instruction porn and want to buy clips, look no further than Clips 4 Sale.

Think of Clips 4 Sale as a strip mall of porn where many studios and distributors have stores you can visit and purchase from. When you enter the JOI section, you'll be met with a massive list of open locations, and each is loaded with content for sale.

The site has a real old-school look. It reminds me of 2000s-era online stores such as eBay or craigslist. For a porn site, it's surprisingly text-based. However, there are some thumbnails also.

Prices on Clips 4 Sale are generally fair. Clips cost two to five dollars and vary in length. No matter what you are into, you'll find something for yourself. There are bitches to inspire, humiliate, and do everything in between.

Clips 4 Sale accepts multiple payment methods, including credit cards. Don't worry. Your purchase of "Big Booty Bitches Finger Midgets with Fetal Alcohol Syndrom" won't show up on your credit card statement. I'd hate for your wife to find out about your F.A.S fetish.

Dr. Emma Lux Will See You Now

Let me tell you about perhaps my favorite bitch on Clips 4 Sale, Emma Lux. Emma Lux is a twisted bitch in all of the best ways. She knows just how men like my readers tick, and she uses that knowledge to fuck with your head. I wouldn't be surprised if this cunt has a master's in phycology.

Each one of her videos takes a different approach to breaking down your mental state and forcing you to sling ropes, so I'll cover a few of them. Let's start with "Emotional Control."

Emma can see that you're developing feelings for her. She doesn't blame you. You're so sad and lonely, and she is so sexy. Emma is one of the few women who pay attention to you at all. How sad is that? You're so lonely that you're falling in love with a bitch you've never met and never will.

Love is the ultimate control over someone. Men will do anything a woman says or wants when he is deeply in love with her. From the first time you laid eyes on Emma, you know she was different from the other JOI girls. She understands you. She knows why you come here.

You hate that you're feeling such strong emotions for a woman on a screen who doesn't even know you exist, but you can't help it. All you can do is take up your cock in your hand and masturbate to these blossoming feelings. Keep your eyes on the object of your affection and let her take you to paradise.

Are you starting to see what this bitch is capable of? She can get in your head like a hypnotist or therapist. It feels like being brain raped. I bet my readers won't be able to get enough. Next up, let's check out "Delusional Reject."

Emma has the body of a Goddess, and she knows it. She is every real man's dream. When a guy closes his eyes and pictures the perfect naked white bitch, it's her image that comes to mind.

She is so far out of your league, in fact, that you struggle even to imagine having sex with her. It's so far out of the realms of possibility that it doesn't compute. As much as your brain strains to picture your cock sliding in and out of Emma's tight pink pussy, all that pops up is a blank mental screen.

The only type of contact or communication you're meant to have with a woman like this is her making fun of you. You're a fucking joke to this bitch. She is living her dreams and fucking real alpha men like me. She avoids eye contact when she passes a pitiful sack of shit like you on the street.

Yet even her cruelty makes you hard. If the only contact you can have with Emma is negative, you'll still take it. It's better than not having any connection with her at all. That's how fucking sad and pathetic you are, and Emma finds it entertaining.

Watching ugly and alone men crave her makes Emma giggle. She knows how much it fucking sucks to be you and that the only relief is to numb yourself with masturbation, so she is happy to taunt and insult you while you use your tears as lube.

How are you feeling at this point? Like a champion? Probably not, so that brings us to "Paying Makes You Hard." In a million years, you could never turn Emma on. There isn't a trick or skill you could learn or change that you could make that will positively affect Emma's pussy. The only thing you can do to make her happy is give her money, which still manages to make you hard.

All you want to do in life is make your princess happy, and if money is what does it, then you'll give it to her. In fact, giving her cash makes you harder than anything else in this world. All that matters is making your Goddess smile.

Giving Emma money is the only time you've ever made any woman smile, so it's becoming your fetish. How fitting considering that getting cash is her fetish. Every time you pay her, her pussy gets wetter. Your wallet is a direct line to pleasing her vagina. Your wallet does what your penis could never do. 

Some Things Never Change

Something tells me that Emma lives quite comfortably off of men like yourselves. To end things, I want to show you guys "Will You Ever Change?" 

It's a good question. Will you ever change? Fuck no. I don't know any real men that live like you. That spend their entire lives crying and masturbating to femdom porn. I spend plenty of time masturbating, but I also crush pussy multiple times a day. I have an alpha sex drive. You don't even have a beta's sex drive. You have a zeta sex drive.

Do you think ordinary guys have the same addictions and habits that you do? Fuck no. You're fucking pathetic, and Emma knows that will never change, so you might as well give up on trying.

Clips 4 Sale allows users to only spend money on the porn they want. Clips has a superb selection of jerk-off instructional content that will have you sobbing into your bottle of Anal-ease.

My only suggestion for Clips 4 Free is to update their aesthetic. There is no reason a modern site should look so aged.

Alright, you beta cuck fags. Emma is waiting for you, and she won't wait forever, so hit up Clips 4 Free today.