Jerk Off Instructions

I am sure that every post-pubescent does not need any directions on how to get themselves off solo style. I mean, that is one of those things that everyone pretty much figures out on their own. But there, in the absence of being in the presence of a dominatrix, it can be hard (no pun intended) to find someone to take instruction from when wanking off – which I know all of you who are reading this are at least a little curious about.

You can find wank buddies online via adult-friendly random webcam pairing platforms like Omegle. But over the years, a lot of the participants in that sort of thing tend to be guys who are too cowardly to show anything other than their dicks, and are too impatient to stay in the same stream with someone.

Fortunately, this common fetish has long been recognized by the adult entertainment industry, and they have produced dozens of JOI websites that host an uncountable amount of porn. As is always true, in any particular category, there is a vast range in terms of the amount of joy you are going to get from a website -- hence why I am doing this review.

The Presentation Is A Little Puzzling

I have mixed views about what I think about how this website looks. The design is not broken or anything, and there clearly has been thought put into the construction and visual theme. Still, I do not get excited by the dull shades of lavender and dark purple. This is made worse by the fact that the promo picture at the top of the screen is more on the low-res side and obscured by text that looks like it was whipped up for a secondary school graphic design assignment circa 1999.

The mobile version is a little bit worse since it has not been fully optimized. And that means you are going to have to exercise your fingers zooming in and out. The videos do not present previews unless you look at the Clips 4 Sale page, which I will get to later.

Since this is a JOI site, it makes sense that they do not have these massive image galleries, but it is too bad that there is not a forum for all of the paying freaks to talk about their favorite films. I do not think that such a feature is mandatory for all adult sites, but I have noticed that JOI fans seem to be exceptionally vocal and open about their fetish. (And if you agree, share this review on Twitter!) Still, those are just the bonus features that I would add, but let's now shift focus to the meat and potatoes of this website, the wanking movies.

The Content Certainly Lives Up To The Domain Name

While the overall design of this digital library of lustful material is not the greatest, they do have a pleasing amount of porn in the 'instructional' category. In fact, they have more than 1,500 movies, with almost a dozen new uploads made a month. Comparing that to most other premium porn sites, that is pretty damn good – especially since all of them typically feature a new model. I was a little bummed out that there are not that many smut superstars. However, on the other hand, it is nice to discover a treasure trove of unfamiliar faces.

As far as most of the recent additions are concerned, the rendering if high end, and each show is a little different, too. The way in which each movie differs is the way in which the models pose themselves and take over the scene. Rather than by carefully blocked and directed, you really get the feeling that the performers are given free rein to take the scene where ever they want.

And boy, they certainly do!

All of the lasses on this site are highly verbal, both when they are giving instructions and when they are furiously touching themselves to an ever-changing rhythm. Most of the scenes are solos, but there are about thirty videos tagged 'multiple girls' and fifteen labeled 'lesbian.' Besides somewhat vanilla flicks, there are those which are a little more exotic. Some examples include JOI scenes demanding you masturbate the way they want while sucking on cigarettes. I am not a smoker, but I found this scene to be incredibly erotic.

Who knew a couple of smokes could appear so phallic.

When it comes to length, most scenes are between six and twelve minutes long, though there are a decent number of them that are considerably lengthier. That is not a bad range, but since I know that a lot of JOI fans like to "go the distance" when wanking.

The Search Engine Seems To Function Well

I know I dumped on the looks of this site earlier, but as far as functionality goes, there is nothing to complain about. From what I can tell, there are not any onsite glitches, and there is no redirect issue, either. Along with that, there are no links that take you offsite except for the one that directs you to their previously mentioned Clips4Sale page.

So, they are definitely getting bonus points for that.

As far as how you find all of these thirst-creating videos, the designers have done a fine job at creating a decent job creating a good search engine. Thanks to the acceptable number of tags placed on each video plus their descriptions, a basic search should get you whatever you are looking for – which is a good thing considering how much content is on this site and the manic rate at which they add additional videos.

Of course, a simple search might give you too many results, so the makers of this mature entertainment platform have added more sophisticated tools. So, you can modify searches by selecting a model or a certain category – of which there are dozens upon dozens in both cases. And, of course, you can also sort them by watch count, rating, and popularity.

And Now To Discuss Acquiring An Account

Given what you get, I cannot be made at the price tag to join up with this joyous platform. As with most premium pornography platforms, a two-day trial is just under three bucks. For thirty days' access, you only need to pay $19.99, and an annual package is a mere $99 even.

The payment options are a little limited since you can only submit payment via credit or, strangely, by sending in checks. But if you are willing to send in a little more money, you can bundle this subscription with that of other websites as well. Most of these include other platforms which will surely appeal to many of you pervs, as you can tell by the names like Taboo Handjobs, Step Mom Fun, and Sex POV.

(Of those, I would have to say that StepMomFun.com is probably the best.)

To add another website to your package, they only charge an additional $9.99 a month. Two of them will be an extra $19.98 for the same period of time. And three more are going to run you $29.97 per month. The strange thing is that there is an additional site, Taboo POV, but there does not seem to be an option to get all four.

(BTW, I did take a brief tour of that site too and have some interesting comments to make about it. If you want me to do a review of that one as well, let me know.)

If committing to a proper membership is not something you are interested in, then you can purchase individual clips. As you would expect, the selection is sensational, and the quality is just as good as if you were to stream this content. But when each video costs something like $7.99 for a seven-minute video, why bother with clips and just get a membership.

Since we are talking about spending money, let's end this section with a means to make some of it back. They do not have the sexiest affiliate marketing program regarding the array of tools at your disposal, and the signup process is weirdly complicated. To be fair, this JOI site's webmaster opportunity does pay a handsome fifty percent on all subscriptions, plus an additional 50% on all recurring membership charges thereafter.

And Now For The “Do I Think You Should Just Join?” Section

Alright, I have stated good things and not-so-good things. If I were doing this review for a "mainstream" porn consumption crowd, I would not be as positive about this platform. But since the whole point of my website is to fixate on what freaks like you are into, I think I'll be a little more forgiving.

When it comes to presentation, this website is rather lacking, especially if you are like most people and look at erotica on a handheld device. But that does not distract from the torrents of tantalizing seductresses who are going to show off all of their goods whilst verbally dominating you – and at a fair price. All things considered, I am going to give this masturbation encouragement platform a light endorsement and a score of three and a half hands.

Other than that, the only other thing I have to say is, oh boy, this website sure is a joy! You have your instructions -- click over and sign up.