Lady Sonia

Damn, don't you love a good MILF? Don't you wanna squeeze your cock between these giant melons? You are here, fucker, reading this review, and you are not in the fetish section for no reason. You have a thing for mature hoes, especially when they get all bossy, telling you how to stroke your dong, where to cum, and shit like that. I don't judge!

Lady-sonia.com is the website I am gonna be focusing on today. Why lady-sonia.com? I think that someone who has been in the biz for so long deserves at least one review from TPD. A privilege to prove that all the hard work does pay off. 

Lady-sonia.com was created by a British MILF who has spent three decades of her life making pornos. Miles of dicks have penetrated the vixen's sloppy holes, and now she wants to share her vast experience with fetishists. It's time to dig deeper into this joint and unveil all of its ups and downs. Ready? Let's go!

Does the design really matter?

What a philosophical thought? Although I am notorious for being a rude, brutally honest genius, sometimes I wonder about stuff like this. Is it a good thing that Lady Sonia chose to focus on content and forget about the website design? Was it a better idea to stop the pussy pummeling, booty shaking, tits kneading ordeal for a second and think about tweaking things up? I mean, the design is fucking obsolete! It's a fucking 21st century, and lady-sonia.com looks like it was launched on Lady Sonia's first day at work! Do something about the freakin' design!

I like the welcoming photo. The tits are banging, the face looks pretty hot, and there is some raw vibe to it that I like. Right from the beginning, it's obvious that lady-sonia.com is a fetish website and that the main pornstar means business. Lady Sonia doesn't put up with anyone's shit! She is a dominatrix who teases, controls, encourages, humiliates, tantalizes, and teaches you how to jerk off. This site falls under the JOI (jerk off instructions) porn niche, and that's one of the things that makes it unique. The design is crappy, but the idea is fine. Now, moving on to the more important stuff.

She doesn't beat around the bush

Lady-sonia.com says it all, right there on the homepage, sending that "take it or leave it" message. She doesn't want to put up with shitheads who don't know what they want! The mature belle offers exclusive videos, a twisted world of decadence, and she demands a payment to unlock her content. Fair enough!

Lady Sonia is a British housewife. She does everything your mama does, makes lasagna, does dishes, polishes knobs, and stuff like that, with one significant difference. Her libido is her driving force, her thing, her source of income. Instead of waiting for her good old hubby to give her money for new shoes, she flashes her titties, shoves a dildo down her holes, and gets good money for it. A perfect mix of traditional and modern. 

The things you'll find on the website

Hmmm, you'll find videos. What a goddamn surprise! Lady-sonia.com has those obsolete thumbnails that don't show any kind of preview, but I have already shitted on the design. I am gonna let it go now! As a non-paying visitor, you get to read a short description and see the number of views and ratings. 

At the time of this review, lady-sonia.com counted a little over 1.4K videos. The videos don't show the upload date, which means that I don't have a clue about the frequency of updates. The homepage claims that the updates are weekly, and you fuckers have no other option but to trust the dominatrix. Why not do some math? The site was launched in 1999. That's 23 years or 276 months. This simple calculation leads me to the conclusion that lady-sonia.com adds one new video per week. Now, when we got this covered, I am ready to watch some porn.

The majority of clips present solo shows. Plenty of clit rubbing, fingering, toying. I did see one mature redhead here and there who was more than happy to help Lady Sonia add more diversity to her website. Yeah, there are some straight couple scenes, but lady-sonia.com mainly focuses on solo scenes and JOI. Bear that in mind before you go premium.

Let's discuss the pricing

Whoa, not everything about lady-sonia.com is obsolete! You can pay in cryptocurrency! Yeah, that's what I like to see! Anonymity, fast transactions...whoa! You can also make the payment via credit card, EUDebit, and PayPal, but that's not exciting. Before all this shit, you have to set up an account, enter your email, username, and stuff like that and choose a membership plan.

The shortest one is monthly, and it will chip off $24.95 from your bank account. For $19.98/month, you are gonna unlock lady-sonia.com for three months. The best and most affordable plan long-term available is the 6-month one - you'll have to pay $16.48/month for this one. 

No download limit, fuckers! Bonus content, fuckers!!! Unlock 49 adult websites for the price of one membership! Of course, streaming is unlimited, the videos are HD, and bonus content promises a world of diversity. Lady-sonia.com is responsive, looking great on all devices, and the customer support team is online 24/7, ready to resolve any of the fuck ups you might stumble upon. 

The things you are gonna get for your money

I have already revealed the size of the collection and stuff like that, but I need to tell you more about the fetishes that this MILF touches during her performances. In most cases, Lady Sonia wears sexy lingerie. I am talking about stockings, high heels, that shit that women use to hold their stockings, and bras that barely hold a pair of huuuge knockers. The MILF is no stranger to latex, ballbusting, JOI, pussy licking, intense masturbation, car sex, and oil games. Every fucking video, despite the fetish, is raw to the bone. The lady really looks like a genuinely horny housewife who adores showing her huge milkers to horny fucks who are willing to pay good bucks for it.

Lady-sonia.com allows its members to download galleries as ZIP files. These are not some video screenshots or idiotic selfies. I am talking about high-resolution photos taken by experienced photographers. Again, the focus is on the lady's mega melons. For now, lady-sonia.com has a total of 361 photo galleries, and the number of pics usually revolves around 80. 

If you really have nothing else to do, I guess you could subscribe to the newsletter to get news, promo codes, and similar shit to your email. A shitload of spam coming your way, that's what it is! Still a little unsure? In case you are not sold on all this MILF shenanigans ordeal, lady-sonia.com reassures you that going premium is a wise decision. Scroll down the homepage to find a short text explaining the true passion of the slut, her exhibitionist nature...look at the tits, for Christ's sake! If you need more persuasion, you are gay! Fuck off!

Is lady-sonia.com worthy of your cash?

Is that some ageism shit that I am sensing? Do you think that teen pussies are more worthy of your cash? If these feminist idiots catch you frowning on some old lady's saggy tits, you are done. You are gonna spend the rest of your life tied to a chair, with a dildo up your ass, until you learn to appreciate every individual despite her/his age or looks. A decent dude can't use proper pronouns nowadays! Gender neutral! 

Cut the crap! Lady-sonia.com and Lady Sonia could use some tweaking. The lady could be younger, the website could be better, but this is a fetish website. It was not made for a mediocre fucker who doesn't know the difference between stockings and pantyhose. This stuff is made for refined men who need JOI from time to time...or ball-busting. You know, you should feel privileged if you are already a member of lady-sonia.com! If you are not, what the fuck are you waiting for? You are into MILFs, the lady is a bomb, the content is fine...don't be a prick! Adios!