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Porn is great. It's more than great. It is the glue holding the rocky foundation of civilization together. As the rest of the world seems to fall apart, porn and beating your meat are always there for you. Even if nuclear war starts, you have a route to joy as long as you have palms and a cock.

Even now, before the bombs drop, most of your joy is derived from playing pocket pool. There isn't much else to do, is there? Even video games get boring after a while, but cumming never does.

Jazzing Up Your Spunk Tugging

While cumming never gets boring, the methods we use to get there can. I don't know about you, but it would be impossible for me to estimate how many times I've released my own load. Let's just say that if the government earned a dime every time I did, we would have been out of national debt many years ago.

It's not the porn that gets boring to me. It's how I stroke my penis. My hand and penis know each other like a couple of POWs after spending three years together in a Vietnamese underground jungle prison. They finish each other's sentences and can have whole conversations without saying a single word.

While familiarity has many positives, it can also get a bit repetitive. Sometimes I want to feel something more than just my hand. Other times I want to feel something I'm not in control of. Masturbation can be like tickling yourself. It doesn't work when you know it's coming.

Toys like Fleshlights, dolls, sleeves, and auto-blowers can help alleviate some of the repetition, but it's still not the same as having another person in the room.

Before you say it, yes, I can have someone else in my room anytime I like. I can't walk my dogs without one hundred and one sluts following me around like a pack of hungry lions. However, sometimes I don't want to deal with having some dumb slut taking up room in my house. Sometimes I just need a transactional nut that doesn't involve anyone but me.

It's those times that I reach for a jerk-off instruction video, also known as JOI. Jerk-off instructions take away the agency of your jacking hand and gives the responsibility to an experienced porn star who knows what's best for you better than you do.

There are many places you can get your fill of jerk-off instructions, but few can match the quality of WatchYouJerk. The only thing Watch You Jerk does is post JOI videos, so you know that they do it right.

The web design on Watch You Jerk is basic but gets the job done. While I'm not a fan of the stark white background, I enjoy how the thumbnails are displayed. Everything on the site looks sharp and purposeful. The main menu rests up top and includes the options Home, Photos, Movies, Models, Sign in, and Join now.

I love when sites include both photos and videos. One of my favorite forms of still image porn is JOI. All you need are a few pictures and some instructional captions, and you're having a good time. That's exactly what Watch You Jerk does, and it works like a charm.

The Future is Here

Another thing I love about Watch You Jerk is the model list. These fuckers know how to dig up the brightest future porn stars and give them a platform to shine. You won't recognize too many names on the list now, but I bet many will be household names in the future. Perhaps not in ordinary households, but households like mine, for sure.

I do wish that there was a bit more variety in the model list. While they are all sexy as fuck, it's a bunch of white bitches, and most of them are blonde. I'm a man of the world and enjoy pussy of every flavor. Watch You Jerk needs to add a little color to their pallet.

From Schoolgirls to Size Queens

There are many different flavors of content on Watch You Jerk, so let's go over a few of them, starting with "Fiona Schoolgirl Jerk Off." Fiona is a young and sexy nerd who has thoroughly studied what gets a man off. For this video, she has accentuated her nerdiness with a schoolgirl outfit and glasses.

To help you understand her jerk-off instructions, she brought a dildo to use as a tool. Watch her stroke and suck it while you follow with your hands. She starts the show clothed, but by the end, she is naked and masturbating right along with you.

Next up, we have "Breana JOI Countdown." Breana approaches this video as if you have no idea how to jerk off. When you start this video up, pretend like you've never even heard of masturbation.

Because of your ignorance, she starts by directing you to get naked. That's how little you understand about beating your meat. Once your cock is out, she has you get hard and lubed. I know what you're thinking, and don't worry. Breana already knows that you're a quick cummer and is willing to work with it.

While you listen to her instructions, pay attention to what she does with the dildo she brought. You should do everything that her hand does to that dildo. Breana doesn't even have time to get naked in this video because she knows you'll cum so quickly.

That brings us to "Addison Blow Job Practice." Blow job practicing is one of my favorite themes on Watch You Jerk. It's a fun twist on jerk-off instructions that will leave you drained and exhausted of cum.

Addison is just dying to have your cock in her mouth. It's all she can think about lately. The only thing she wants in life is to feel your cum slide down the back of her throat. Because Addison can't have yours, she is sucking on a dildo to show you what it would be like if your cock were in the room. Follow along with your hands as if they were Addison's tongue.

I would be remiss not to include "Chloe's Addictive Jerkoff." It was the first video posted in 2018, and boy did it get that year started off right. Chloe is on the couch in her tiny short shorts and a pink bra. She has her legs spread and her hand in motion as if tugging an invisible cock.

Unlike the previous videos, this bitch is mocking you. She doesn't think you know how to stroke your cock right, so she is telling you how, and you better listen. She might be a teen, but she has handled her fair share of dicks. I hope you brought plenty of tissues.

Sophie keeps things simple in "Sophie Strauss Titty Twister." She didn't bring a dildo and doesn't pretend to blow you or jerk you off. Instead, she teases you with her petite tits and moans instructions at you until you blow your top.

Sophie loves playing with her nipples, so she can't stop herself from twisting and flicking them while she provides directions. The camera gets in close so you can see every detail of her perky teen tits. If you find a way to make it to the end of this video, I'll be shocked.

Cameron Love takes a similar approach in "Jerk To My Ass," except instead of her tits, she is displaying her ass and pussy. She is lying on her belly with her legs spread eagle and her pussy right against the camera. I can almost smell it.

She starts things wearing a bikini bottom but soon pushes those to the side so you can get a better look. As her instruction heat up, she removes them entirely and gives you an eye full of all her orifices.

You have absolutely no chance with Alex Chance. Why you ask? Because she likes her cocks to be giant, and the Gods know that none of my readers have one of those. However, you're welcome to pretend you do as you watch her in "I Like Them Big."

Since your cock is so small, Alex Chance brought along her own massive dildo to play with while you play with yourself. Listen to her direction as she shoves that thing deep into her pussy and asshole. I bet you're about to cum just reading about it.

Jerk-off instructions give my readers a chance to get out of their heads and experience a fantasy-driven by some of the hottest new names in porn.

The only thing that I see Watch You Jerk is missing is some categories or tags. There are several different themes that content here could fit into if they crafted a proper content filter.

You guy's must be rocking a stiffy with the density of tungsten right now, so head over to Watch You Jerk and let Addison tease a load from your balls.