ZentaiDolls

Zentai Dolls! You know we have this unspoken agreement that states that I am not going to make fun of anyone’s fetish, no matter how depraved it might be? Yeah, that doesn’t actually apply when the fetish is goofy as fuck. My general rule is: If it’s goofy, I’m going to make fun of it, because this job is depressing enough as it is. ZentaiDolls is here, out of left field, to satisfy one of the strangest fetishes known to man. – Spandex…sort of. There’s a lot to unpack here. I know about spandex fetishism. There are several ways to dive into it, depending on the overlap with your other passions. You could have yourself some BDSM spandex play or just sort of enjoy the fetish for what it is, on its own. I don’t judge. Hell, I think it’s kind of cool. It’s certainly cheap. And, you could enjoy it alone.

So, what is it that makes ZentaiDolls stand out like a sore thumb? Well, it’s a video porn site with a focus that happens to be a delicate mix of spandex fetishism, contortionism and strange masks. I’ve never seen anything quite like it before. It’s similar to regular spandex fetishism, but I don’t think you can just take a random spandex lover and have them enjoy this shit. It doesn’t work like that. It’s clear that the person behind ZentaiDolls had some sort of vision. This site is the product of a sexually deranged mind. Someone with a lot of money and even more perversion put this bad boy together for all of you eccentric spandex loving fucks out there. Just to be clear, I am not bashing the site – I am making fun of how ridiculous the girls look in these suits. That being said, I fapped to this content three times and I’ll fap again once the review is done. 

Babes on Display

All of the smut on ZentaiDolls focuses strictly on the babes that are being worshipped by the camera. The direction of every video is centered around the glorification of the naked female form. Well, naked and/or covered in spandex, but you get the idea. It’s all about showing off the babes. Most of the videos are shot from a wide angle, showing you the entire bodies from a distance. It’s a visual show, a moving performance of sorts. The girls make a lot of eye contact. You can think of it as a reverse striptease. As fap fodder, it works surprisingly well.

Most of the videos here feature a single girl, being shot by a cameraman who is not involved in the scene. There are also quite a few videos featuring two girls at a time. Some of the videos even have a dude who’s helping the girls out. However, every single video manages to focus strictly on the girls. They seem to be really proud of the work they’re doing. Your average porn video frames the girls as sexual objects that exist solely for the consumption of men. Not to get all political on you, but it’s neat to see a site that lets the girls perform on their own. They’re proud of their work and this makes the videos that much better. It’s good shit, if you’re into weird spandex play, that is.

Surprisingly Hot Babes

Whenever I’m reviewing sites that strictly produce fetish porn, I set my expectations low, because it can be hard to find pornstars willing to do fucked up shit. It’s much easier to have them just sort of sit there, taking cock. Luckily, the action that goes down on ZentaiDolls is actually much easier and dare I say more fun for the girls involved than if they were to do conventional porn. They straight up look like they’re having a great time. Assuming they got paid the same amount of money that they’d be making if they were doing regular mainstream porn, well, I’m glad for them. It’s a big win. 

I’m guessing that the general appeal of the job is the main reason why all the girls on this site appear to be perfect 10s. They’re gorgeous. They’re also quite young. No mommies here, as far as I can tell. These babes all remind me of those super sexy acrobat chicks you see in the Olympics. I only ever watch the damn Olympics to stare at their asses and these girls are basically a dream come true. They’re acrobats who do indeed get naked. Their bodies are amazing, their faces are cute and their eyes will pierce through your screen and into your soul. It’s great shit.

A Very Niche Fap

Even though ZentaiDolls is doing a fantastic job and hiring really hot girls to star in these videos, I can’t wholeheartedly recommend this site to you, without several caveats. It’s not a normal porn site. It’s a fucking performance art. Sure, some of the videos show off the girls’ pussies and they do indeed rub their clits, but that’s not enough to call this place a smut den. It’s more of a proof of concept than anything else. It would be much easier to back this place if they offered some proper previews, but alas, you can’t even see any of their content without actually signing up. Oh sure, they claim to have previews, but I got 3 seconds into a trailer before I got booted completely and had to sign up.

I personally don’t mind dropping hard money on porn sites, but it’s my job. It’s a business expense. It’s different for you – you need to know that you’re getting your money’s worth. With this content… I don’t know. I feel like it’s going to be a swing and a miss for a lot of you. I would say that you should try and check out some of their content on third party sites to get a feel of the vibe, but I couldn’t find any of their videos out in the wild. They’re not underground, they’re just… not that popular. It is what it is. Not everyone appreciates quality eccentric spandex play. I mean hell, I could barely fap to this shit. I can only imagine how this looks to the average fapper.

A Wild Adventure

You can think of ZentaiDolls as a random eccentricity that’s just sort of sitting there waiting to be experienced. I could review this smut until my fingers bleed and I still couldn’t convey the essence of what makes these videos so special. They’re strange, plain and simple. Girls in catsuits showing off their ability to put their legs behind their heads, before they plug their pussies with giant dildos… it’s weird, all right? Then there’s the occasional creepy mask that will most certainly give me nightmares. I don’t know what to tell you. These videos really left a mark on me.

At the very least you get image previews of all of their videos, so that’s neat. You can get a sense of the amount of content you’re actually getting. It’s not like you have to go in completely blind. You just have to trust that the content will ramp up and become hotter as you watch on. 

Pricey As Fuck

When Brazzers ask for $30 a month for their content, I don’t bat an eye. They’ve got the best babes on the planet and they upload very often. When ZentaiDolls asks for $30 a month to show me weird ass videos of chicks in spandex suits I feel like I’m about to get scammed. It’s a fair deal, from their perspective, but I just don’t see the appeal of this smut. I guess it’s only really relevant to people who have some sort of personal interest in the fetish. As a casual fapper, I don’t really feel the need to fork over the big bucks for this content. Then again, I don’t give a shit about this content. You might. Key difference.

Luckily, there are discounts if you pay in advance. $60 for three months, $90 for six. Mathematically speaking, it’s a great discount, but again, it only makes sense if you actually need this content. Otherwise, you’re just pissing your money away. It’s your call, really. The subscription lets you watch and download any and all videos they’ve got as much as you’d like, but the question remains – are they going to be uploading regularly from here on out? Only time will tell. In the meantime, feel free to dabble in this very strange and very passionate spandex suit site. 

P.S. the whole Zentai thing, it’s Japanese. It’s their way of saying “full-body tights”. What will they think of next?