Dirty Masseur

Dirty Masseur was a wonderful website that delivered deliciously deviant porn of hot mamas administering massages – which always culminated in a happy ending. Then it apparently disappeared as the URL no longer linked to the original site, or so it seemed. Rather than go away, this digital domain has been formerly folded into the Brazzer's network.

Unfortunately, they do not give you that much in terms of free previews. Fortunately for you, I have volunteered myself to do the research and find out about every fascinating aspect of this porn platform. If you are curious to find out about how this platform has fared since then (and seriously, why would you not be?), then continue reading on.

The Models Are More Than Marvelously Entertaining

The first thing that caught my eye and triggered my erectile response was the list of ladies who have appeared on this site. Just a few of the sensual examples include Cali Carter, Elsa Jean, and Joanna Angel. If you have not heard of any of those names (and I am not sure that is possible), look them up on IAFD.com. They have all of them done impressive work and look luscious.

Speaking of luscious, in addition to having skinny nubiles and shapely MILFs-in-training, there are also super-sized performers like Suzie Marie. There is also no lack of mature models or diversity in general.

Perhaps the best model that they have on this site is the legendary Bridgette B. This saucy Spanish senorita has a level of experience that I rarely see – which says a lot coming from a sex addict like me. To date, she has been in over one-thousand movies, and this is probably an understatement. I think that should be sufficient to demonstrate that they spared no expense when it comes to acquiring quality talent.

Is there any wonder that Dirty Masseur has caught the attention of and been reviewed and endorsed by so many other porn critics? But the question remains, is all of this hype really worth it?

Here Is What I Think Of This Example Of Erotic Media

Not only have the good people at Dirty Masseur acquired awesome models, but they present everything with excellence. Throughout the more than three hundred videos and accompanying photo galleries, each story has a special sauce to it. Of course, everything revolves around sexy massages; there are threeways, lesbian encounters and scenes with a touch of domination – or a lot. While they do have an archive of videos going back to 2011, everything that has been uploaded recently is in Ultra 4K!

The Price To Join Is Pretty Reasonable

Since this is a premium porn site, you will have to pay to get complete access. It is nice that the cost is pretty low. As a lot of premium sites do, you can get a trial account for a dollar. Monthly memberships go for $32.99, which is above what most sites charge, but most sites do not offer as much bonus content as this one. If you spend $89.99, you'll get a six-month subscription, which breaks down to a cool $14.99 a month. And, of course, the best deal is an annual package which will charge you $119.99 or just under ten bucks a month.

I should point out that other than the hundreds of videos and image galleries, this site is a little minimal, but that does not bother me. For one, do you really need more than thousands of hours of smut to look at? But where it gets better is the fact that as a paying subscriber, you also get access to dozens of other websites owned by Brazzers. Many of them are a bit vanilla, but there are a few which cater to certain exceptional and extreme erotica.

For example, Real Wife Stories has a sweet collection of carnal tales that include cucking plots, hardcore BDSM, and other fetishistic fap flicks. Doctor Adventures' content is pretty self-explanatory, and another property that will be sure to excite you is ClothedFemaleNudeMale.com. Considering all of that, that certainly seems like a great deal to me.

All Things Taken Into Account, This Site Ain't Bad

While I was a little disappointed by the lack of free previews, I cannot come up with anything to complain about the structure of this site. As of now, the affiliate link does not seem to be functional anymore, but that is a minor thing. When doing reviews like this, I am far more interested in the porn that you pay for, not trying to promote.

Not only that, but there really is not a negative thing to say about it other than the fact that the production staff is pretty inconsistent when it comes to adding new videos.

But as I already brought up, this site does make up for this since they have such a massive archive of hundreds of movies, and you also get access to several other virtual properties owned by Brazzers. The colorful cast of often amply endowed performers always put on a great show and have a keen ability to make each movie unique.

When I think about all of these things, there is no reason not to give this website a perfect score or five hands. And uh, yeah, you should definitely slide on over and get a membership. As Dirty Masseur puts it, "Believe me when I say, you'll have the happiest of endings..."