Fantasy Massage

I've reviewed many escort sites over the years. In that time, I noticed that many of my readers are tentative about visiting a brothel. They are either turned off by the taboo or too nervous they will make a fool of themselves.

Massages VS. Escorts

I don't get it. You motherfuckers make a fool of yourselves every single day from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. If you're going to look like a fool just making breakfast (cinnamon and brown sugar Pop-Tarts), then you might as well feel like a fool getting your cock slobbered on by a bitch that would never fuck you without currency being exchanged.

Despite my reader's trepidation about visiting a hooker, they seem to have fewer qualms about seeing a full-service massage specialist. I'm not sure why that feels more comfortable but to each their own.

Part of it is that I think you guys have the misconception that only hand jobs happen at these parlors, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. While some therapists may clutch their pearls at the thought of sucking a dick, most will hop on that bitch and ride it like their massage degree is hung against their cervix.

The only thing that separates an escort service from a truck stop massage parlor is the sign hanging on the door. That, and you'll find more Asians in the massage shop.

If you haven't, you guys gotta try massage. Your penises are begging for female attention, and there is zero chance you'll find that for free. Don't force your cock to live on your hand alone. Instead, give it the gift of a female orifice.

I know that no matter what I say or do, some of you will still be unable to leave your house, even for vagina. It's a sad state of affairs, but that's why I'm here. In the end, it's you sad fucks that need me the most.

If you won't go and check out the real thing, you can get a close facsimile on FantasyMassage. Fantasy Massage is the number one massage-themed porn site network on the internet. All these motherfuckers do is massage, and they have become fucking Shaolin monks at it.

Not only is the content world-class, but the site is well planned and perfectly executed. It's incredible what a little membership money can do for design quality.

One of the marks of excellent porn site design is using a drop-down menu, which Fantasy Massage does. It keeps the front page looking clear and uncluttered. The main menu options are Home, Search bar, Sign up now, Member sign in, Videos, Pictures, Porn stars, Channels, Youtube, Twitter, and Instagram.

Pay to Lay

Fantasy Massage is a paid premium porn site, so you'll have to let go of a few dollars to get your hands on this great content. However, the money you spend here is far less than what you would at an actual massage studio.

There are four membership options to choose from, so select whichever best fits your budget. $5.00 will buy you a one-time thirty-day streaming-only membership. After that first month, the price will bump up to $19.95.

For $14.95, you can purchase a one-time thirty-day membership with both streaming and downloads. After the first month, the price will bump up to $29.95.

The last two options are for the real porn heads. For $95.40, you can get a one-year download and streaming membership. This works out to $7.95 a month. Finally, the last and best option is the three-year membership for the extremely low price of $249.95. That's only $6.94 a fucking month. 

So, what exactly do you get for your membership costs? You get a metric shit ton. These fuckers update eight or more times a day and already have an archive containing over fifty-five thousand videos. That's more porn than you can shake a stick at.

They have tons of original features organized into three hundred different channels. Many of these original features are compatible with interactive sex toys such as auto blowers. For my international readers, they offer the site in seven different languages.

If you have any trouble with Fantasy Massage, they offer twenty-four-seven customer and technical support. As to be expected, the site is optimized for use on desktop, laptop, tablet, and phone. They are even available on FireTV and Chromecast.

Rub-n-Tug Sluts by the Bucket

It's time to crack open some of the content that makes Fantasy Massage the porn powerhouse it is, starting with "Twice Booked, Once Shy," starring Mona Azar, Clarke Kent, and Lee Bone. 

Mona Azar is way behind on her rent and runs the risk of being kicked out if she doesn't put some cash together soon. Lucky for her, one of her regular massage clients, Lee Bone, comes in looking for the usual. But, as she prepares for the appointment, another man, Clarke Kent, walks in demanding a massage this instant.

At first, Mona doesn't know what to do, but then she realizes this is an opportunity. If she could secretly massage them both at the same time, she could make twice the money in one hour. It's not a bad plan, but will it work out?

Before bringing the two men into the massage room, she sets up a divider so they can't see each other. At first, things go exactly to plan, but eventually, Clarke grows suspicious and takes a peek behind the divider. The jig is up, and Mona thinks she is about to lose both clients. 

However, the two men see this as an opportunity for everyone to be made happy. Both Clarke and Lee propose a threesome, and Mona is game. She is just pleased that her money isn't running out of the door.

The two start to tear Mona apart from every angle. Unfortunately, Lee isn't able to hang and busts a nut early, but that's fine with Clarke. Now he has her undivided attention and plans to make the best of the situation.

Next up, we have "Flashing Before His Eyes," starring Anthony Pierce and Delilah Day. Delilah is having a slow and lazy day at work when suddenly one of her best friends, Anthony Pierce, bursts through the door looking panic-stricken and dazed. He explains that he just narrowly avoided a fatal traffic accident. It was so close, in fact, that he saw his life flash before his eyes. 

Delilah Day is, of course, concerned about her friend, as any good friend would be. As she tries to get him to come down a couple of notches, the air fills with romantic tension. What exactly flashed before Anthony's eyes during that traffic accident?

Being the caring person she is, Delilah offers him a free massage to help him calm down. Anthony agrees, and they both move to the massage room and get naked. Anthony lays on his belly so Delilah can start on his back. 

Anthony feels much better as Delilah rubs the Nuru oil into his muscles. However, it's when Delilah flips him over that the sexual tension kicks up a notch. Anthony is rock hard, and there is no way to hide it.

Delilah starts to have fun teasing his dick, and eventually, Anthony can't take it anymore. He has to tell her that when his life flashed before his eyes, he was full of regret for not telling her how he felt. When she hears this, she admits that she's attracted to him also. 

Now that that's out of the way, the two turn this massage into a fuck fest. Anthony doesn't want to waste any more of his life. If he is going to die, it will be after he has fucked the shit out of the woman of his dreams.

It starts with a simple kiss, but soon Antony is pouring Nuru oil all over her body as he caresses every inch of her beautiful flesh. It's everything he had hoped it would be. As she moves down to suck his cock, it's clear that this has been a long time coming. There is a lot of sexual tension about to be released when these two bust nuts. I'll let you guess if it's a cream pie, pull-out, or mouth load.

Fantasy Massage is the number one massage porn network on the internet, and it shows. It has everything it needs to provide a pleasurable masturbation experience for any massage fetishist.

My one complaint about Fantasy Massage is that they are not clear about their monthly subscription costs. They make the promo price appear as the actual monthly price. It's underhanded, but I'm sure it works. You guys aren't exactly a bunch of number-crunching Einsteins.

If you love massage porn, then there is no reason that you shouldn't have a subscription to Fantasy Massage.