Massage Rooms

All porn is good porn - that's something that would come out of a newbie wanker's mouth. Experienced fuckers know that smut pages can be crappy but hot, high-quality but dull, expensive yet cheap, and exciting and superb. This depends on a number of factors, and premium websites are supposed to live up to a certain standard. That's why my reviews of premium joints are sometimes harsh, but what matters is the truth. Is massagerooms.com any good? After you are done reading this review, you are gonna know the whole truth about massagerooms.com. It's time for details!

What is massagerooms.com?

Massagerooms.com is a part of an adult network, SexyHub, which has five websites in total. Regular updates, streaming, downloading, diverse content...you know, everything a quality adult network needs to have. When the network is good, all of its websites are usually good too. The best part is that, in these situations, one membership plan often unlocks the whole network, but I will discuss this in detail further on.

All SexyHub sites look the same but focus on different content. Actually, SexyHub offers a drop-down menu that lets you choose one of the five websites. Simply put, five websites under one roof. I must admit that I feel that massagerooms.com desperately needs that switch from a light to a dark theme option because the all-white background looks too damn plain. Yeah, I guess that the massage theme should be accompanied by a crisp, clean background. You don't want to get a massage on a dirty bed in a shabby hotel room, right? Although the design is not actually my cup of tea, I do agree that it is elegant and definitely suitable for a premium joint.

Happy ending - happy beginning

That's one of massagerooms.com's taglines. It sounds a bit fucked-up! The happy ending part is what I get, but what does that happy beginning refer to? A beginning of a romance after the shagging session? I am not sure I get the point! The other tagline, "Meet your pleasure-givers" is to the point, but I could almost picture a group of old fucks gathered in an old people's home's room, with a big banner on top of their heads saying, "Meet your caregivers." Two nurses with idiotic smiles on their faces wave at the fucks, reassuring them that everything is gonna be just fine. Hey, this sounds like a good smut scenario!

I am not into erotica or subtle, charming ladies with silky skin. I like big, oiled-up, bouncy tits and greasy butts, but that’s just me! Massagerooms.com describes its content as seductive scenes featuring trained masseurs and masseuses who use real massage techniques to make someone cum. They focus on "the natural beauty of the female form." Does this mean that deepthroating, cum swallowing and ass banging are out of the question? I am getting worried! It's time to take a look at those goddamn videos!

European models getting all wet and slippery

My favorite part is when I get to wank off at work! The chick that got my attention is a tattooed blond with pierced nipples. The thing I like the most is that she doesn't look perfect. The pristine picture quality shows every nook and cranny of her body, and the blonde's flaws are what make her look attainable. Her name is Chrystal Sinn, she is Dutch, and she fucks like a champ. The total number of clips on massagerooms.com at the time of this review was 156, and all of them present European hotties that don't shy away from naughty massage sessions.

The oldest video was uploaded in 2018, which brings me to the conclusion that the update schedule is on the slow side. Two updates a month is not impressive, to be honest. Another thing I didn't like was the tour page. Yes, I have access to everything and anything, but I am trying to look at things from the regular visitor's point of view. Letting people see a free trailer is the least a website can do for its future paying members. What's the worst that could happen? A dude would bust a nut to a two-minute-long trailer? If he is that fast and horny, he deserves to see a piece of pussy for free, don't you think?

It's all about the content

It all comes down to sluts! It's a fucking fact! All designs, logos, and taglines of this world don't matter if hoes are no good! All vixens on massagerooms.com are dang hot, gorgeous, and tight. I did see a couple of MILFs here and there with tits that were made for squeezing. Maybe there is something for me here, after all!

To prove that massagerooms.com does boast diversity, although it focuses on a specific fetish, I am gonna mention a couple of categories I saw - creampie, handjob, work fantasies, cowgirl, POV, doggy style, pile driving, big ass. You got the idea! Although the stash is still small and the updates don't come as often as I would like them to, there is still plenty to see on massagerooms.com.

The total number of models is 648, but this applies to the whole SexyHub network, not massagerooms.com alone. Each model comes with a short bio, measurements, date, and place of birth. As is usually the case, below the model photo and bio, the website shows all videos featuring that model. Some of the famous names I saw are Mai Thai, Zaawaadi, Alexis Crystal, Kiara Lord, and Zazie Skymm. The Filter box above the models' list allows you to sort it by the recently active, top-rated, alphabetical, and the number of views criteria. Although the models' list is not the most important thing when it comes to websites, I have to admit that massagerooms.com nailed this section.

It's time to go premium!

The whole SexyHub network unlocks at the price of one membership plan. Besides massagerooms.com, you will gain access to Dane Jones, Lesbea, Momxxx, and Fitness Rooms. Since you unlock five websites, you don't have to worry about the update schedule because you will get to see at least one new flick weekly. I can't check the dates for every single SexyHub website! Lift your lazy ass and find something out yourself!

The cheapest option is the two-day trial which costs $1/day but remember that this option doesn't unlock all content. Limited access is the term I was looking for. The price for a monthly membership is $29.99/month. The three-month plan is $19.99/month, and the yearly one is $9.16/month. You can make the payment via a credit card or cryptocurrency. To proceed with the payment, you will have to set up an account, enter data like email address and password, choose a membership plan and the payment method. Simple and fast!

Again, I have to note that I expected to see more info on the tour page, especially in the section mentioning the prices. Unless a dude reads this review, he won't have a fucking clue about massagerooms.com! In case you have any questions, the fastest way to get a response is to use the live chat support option. Support agents are online 24/7. You can make a toll-free call, send messages, or make a can via Skype. This is the place to go if you face any issues with the payment, browsing, playing, downloading, and whatnot. 

I think I've said it all

My job is done! Now it's your turn to decide whether you are into this massage stuff or not! In any case, you have five websites at the price of one, meaning that you won't lack diversity. The filtering tools are fine, the chicks are hot, and the picture quality is out of this world. The scenes are hardcore and sensual at the same time, and that is what sets massagerooms.com from other similar websites. You are still not sold on massagerooms.com! Spend $2 and take a look inside the stash! 

SexyHub knows how to please! The network has made a name for itself and managed to stay afloat, add more websites to its collection, and get on my coveted list. Massagerooms.com is one of the networks' masterpieces. Don't give me that crap about the pricing! All good things come with a price tag, whether you want to admit it or not! Massagerooms.com knows its value! Go premium, fuckers! It's money well-spent! Until we meet again, fap at will!