Mean Massage

Like sex, a good massage is something that everyone has a good time getting. Moreover, I would be willing to bet that virtually all people would be immediately turned on by the mere thought of combining both activities. Sadly, it is harder to find masseurs who are willing to lather someone up and rub them down with a happy ending included.

I am sure that the same applies to you since you are reading this. Anyway, Mean Massage boasts a big game, as they claim to have rocking cum control scenes, lots of drawn out sex scenes of massaging man meat and ladies' extraordinary assets. They even go so far as to say they have been "voted best in ruined orgasm and massage porn."

Well, I do look at other people's opinions, but I have never been a fan of democracy. Instead, I think that experts like me should handle such matters. So, let's get into my review…

The Pornstars Know How To Put On Professional Performance

In the more than 1,600 scenes published by Mean Massage (and the rest of its parent network), they have hired the best of the best babes in porn. Examples include Alexis Fawx, Bobbi Dylan, Odette Delacroix, and Avalon Heart. If those names are not familiar, look at the Girls tab in the menu, and you'll see how hot they are. With a quick glance at the short trailers, it'll be obvious how experienced they are.

Seriously, these sex scenes are sinfully sensational. The gals on this site are very familiar with how to rub an epic nut shot out of a pole of man meat. And they are not gentle about it, either. These handjobs might be formatted like a 'traditional' massage and rub-down scene. Others have far more of an S&M feel to them as the male sub has his nuts in a knot of rope, has their mouths taped shut, or is otherwise restrained and getting pleasured until they almost bust. Almost, but not until the dominatrix allows it.

Those of you who enjoy orgasm denial are going to love gooning out to this.

I Have A Few Thoughts On Their Social Media And Blog

The blog is okay but does not offer too much. There are general synopsis of then-recently released scenes. It is not updated anymore (at least as of now), and so I don't see much of a point in paying attention to it. Their Twitter account, @MeanMassage, is the same way. There is a nice archive of old posts, but nothing new. However, there are other highlights worth looking at.

They Do Have A Lot Of Webcams, But…

Technically, they do have a webcam page, or at least so I thought. When I tabbed over to the Mean Massage Webcam page, I found that I kept getting an error screen. Taking the suggestion from the automatic prompt, I disabled my ad-blocking software and refreshed the page, but still, nothing. I switched devices and found that the webcam page would boot right up.

I then went back to my other machine and tried opening the webcam section with the same browser as the second machine, and it still would not work. So, it seems to me that this webcam feature is not compatible with all operating systems.

They Provide A Typical And An Unusual Opportunity To Make Money

Like most sites of this type, this one is a part of an affiliate system. As they are in partnership with ThickCash.com, if you take advantage of their free tools and drive traffic, you could make a bundle. You could make up to $30 per sign-up and up to 60% revenue sharing for life.

But that is not the best way you could possibly make money with Mean Massage.

They are looking for performers, particularly male models. I have done so many reviews, but I am certain that I almost never have seen such an offer on a premium site. If you think you have the brain and body to succeed, there are a few physical requirements. First, you have to be between 18-55 with a dick that is at least seven inches or larger. Packing eight or more inches is ideal and heavy shooters get privilege when it comes to hiring.

Seriously, that last one is important – I mean, just look at what the studs on Mean Massage are packing. To get hired by these people, you better be packing an anaconda that can stay extended for hours. If that applies to you, send pictures of your trouser snake, body, and face. And there is no need to have any experience.

The Total Package Provides Loads Of Extra Entertainment

As you would expect, you can download movies once you submit the money to gain full access. New scenes are added every week, which is better than most other studio sites I have seen. In addition to blocking spyware and viruses, and all of your online activity will be secured. If you run into a problem, they provide 24/7 customer service, and to make it even sweeter, you get access to some bonus sites.

"How many and what kind?" you may be wondering. A total of twelve tremendous websites that make up the Tug Pass network. Most of them feature massage and handjob-focused footage, but they also have more general sites like Petite 18, which fixates on tiny sex-starved gals getting their holes stretched and fucking for as long as they can go.

Do You Think I Believe This Site Lives Up To The Hype?

Yes, you bet your ass that I think that this website has earned its reputation. And I am not the only one who thinks so either. Mean Message has won prestigious porn awards from PornHub Awards, AVN Awards, and XBIZ Awards. I did have an issue with the fact that the webcam page seems to be buggy, but it was not enough to make me lower this website to a lower rank. I am giving it a perfect score of five hands out of five and strongly urge you to get a membership.

If you are still hesitant, for $1, you get a 2-day trial, but why wait and not commit? A monthly membership costs $29.90, and for ninety days, you'll have to pay up $59.90. That might be at the upper end of what a premium porn subscription costs. But given the fact that you also get access to more than a dozen other smut sites, I think that is a fair price.

Besides, this site gives away deals all the time. I have even seen savings as high as 68% on membership. So, I think that leaves you with no excuse to give this site a visit and a subscription.