Shady Spa

Shadyspa.com! I like it already! The name is fucking phenomenal, and the logo is crazy! Big-ass, colorful letters and a big dick squeezed between them! I am not stoked about the dick pic per se, but I can tell that shadyspa.com has balls right from the start! It looks fun, sinful, pristine, and unique! What a magnificent start! Now it's time to get serious. I am gonna dive into this stash so deep that I am gonna dig plenty of dirt. Ready for an honest review? Here it comes!

Real and raw scenes of hardcore sex

100% unscripted! Yeah, having good scenarios and talented pornstars who boast amazing acting skills (yeah, right) is cool, but nothing is hotter than real fucking, real orgasms, and raw anal! No man in this fucking world would say otherwise! Summer sale is on, which is the good news, but the bad news is that the sale usually means that you have to pay for something. Before you go all excited thinking that you are gonna see these rough scenes free of charge, let me tell you that shadyspa.com is closed for cheapskates! Only fine gentlemen who don't mind chipping off a couple of greens from their accounts are welcome!

What about the tour page? Although I always have full access, I tend to linger on the tour page for some time, only to grasp the feeling that other people have upon landing on a certain tour page. I haven't even checked the about us section yet, but I know right away that shadyspa.com has loads of experience in the biz. The webmaster running this joint knows what to point out - unscripted, raw scenes of sex in HD. Real happy ending massages is the tagline that might be appealing to both sexes because chicks believe in fairytales, and dudes believe that all fucking needs to end with a cumshot. As simple as that!

Let's watch one of the free trailers now

No fancy candles, elegant massage rooms, or scented oils. There is this chick in a cheap swimsuit who gives a message to a guy. It's obvious that the chick doesn't know shit about the fine art of massage, but she does it anyway. Soon enough, she finds a big dick in the man's trousers, sucks it, and milks it like a champ. That's it! You wanted a massage? There you have it! Why would a website make extra expenses for a massage course when a perfect newbie can do it without a hitch and provide her customer with a happy ending? A rational decision, I have to say.

Ooops, page not found. That is the message I got when I tried to read the about us section. Who gives a fuck anyway!? The section named Live had some green blinking light on it, and it caught my attention. That is all the tour page says about this section, but you don't have to be a genius to figure out the idea behind it. Yeah, chicks turn their webcams on and go wild in real-time. Fuckers watch while she cums, and there you have it. C'mon now, you've seen similar shit thousands of times before.

I am liking the vibe of this place

Browse Therapists is a cool way to say Models. I know it's just an irrelevant detail, but things like this make a world of difference, especially when it comes to premium websites. It is important to note that all websites need to have an attitude, something that makes them stand out, whatever that is.

The hotties, or therapists, on shadyspa.com are fucking hot! All of them are wearing idiotic swimsuits that have probably cost one buck at the flea market, but who cares. They are almost naked, tits and nips are showing, and that's all I care for! All therapists have a bottle of oil around their waists, sending a clear signal that the videos are gonna get sloppy, oily, and slippery. 

The bios are fake but witty, talking shit about the chicks' expertise in massage, their experience, and specialty. The vixen that caught my attention, so-called Blondie, is a master of Thai massage and Qi Gong, for example. I knew that she was a fucking expert the moment I laid my eyes on her mega bazongas! 

Let's discuss content now

A new video is uploaded to shadyspa.com every ten days or so. Three new flicks to watch a month, in the best scenario. I can't say that I am impressed, but there is some bonus content for all members that I am gonna mention later. All videos are HD, and around 15 minutes long. Each flick on shadyspa.com comes with a set of photos, around 200 pics in each gallery. Shadyspa.com has 48 videos in total. Not too good, not terrible. One can only hope that the collection will continue growing, preferably a bit faster than it used to until now.

All videos show free trailers and info like the number of photos in each gallery, length, and picture quality. You don't have to worry about the last one since all clips are high-definition. It might not be as important, but the video descriptions cracked me up. They are short, to the point, and original! Generally speaking, I like the vibe of shadyspa.com. The website focused on a fetish and gave its best to present it in style! Nothing about shadyspa.com is fake! 

How much does it cost?

You can cancel anytime! Join in 30 seconds! Remember me saying that shadyspa.com knows exactly what to point out! Great work! You know, when the time comes to present the pricing, I am often bored by the figures, double-checking, and all that shit. With shadyspa.com, even the prices look cool! $19.90 for a monthly membership, $13.27/month for a three-month plan, and $7.90/month if you go for the yearly plan. See? Easy!

You can make the payment with your credit card, use cryptocurrency, or gift cards. You can contact customer support if you stumble upon any issues and even use shadyspa.com to earn some cash. I am talking about an affiliate program where you are supposed to promote shadyspa.com, and if you do it right, earn a commission for every person that joins this website through your referral code. It's some good stuff.

Now, bonus content! 13 websites for the price of one membership! Over 40 hanjobs, See mom fuck, Petite 18, Cum Blast City, Finish him, Club Tug, Tease POV, Mean Massage, Edge Queens, Teen Tugs, Ebony Tugs, and Mylked. You don't have to visit each of these joints to realize what they offer. The names are pretty much self-explanatory, meaning that you can rest assured that you are gonna get lots of diverse content for the price of one membership. When you take all of this into consideration, you realize that the prices I mentioned above are a bargain compared with what you get for a couple of dollars a month.

Stream and download till you drop

No limitations, fuckers! All content on all of these websites can be streamed and downloaded. There is no limit when it comes to the device that you are gonna use to watch shadyspa.com content. The website is responsive, working like a charm on all devices. The website promises to keep its members safe from any malware or viruses, safe and secure payments, no hidden charges, and no adult references on the statement. Although the shadyspa.com’s update schedule is not as frequent as I would want it to be, with 13 websites at your disposal, you are always gonna have something new to jerk off to.

What a review! I've written it in ten minutes, and you are gonna read it in five. Then, you are gonna realize that I have presented you with another gem of porn again, and you are gonna have no doubts about shadyspa.com. All you gotta do is choose a membership plan, get a lot of lube, and lock the doors. Maybe invite your girlfriend and ask her for a message? If these chicks mastered the ancient skill of massage, your chick is gonna do it too! All that matter is that your cock is pleased! Enjoy shadyspa.com, and remember to keep it real!