Thai Pussy Massage

Thai+pussy+massage, a combination made in heaven! Asian hotties are well-known for their tight pussies, pervy minds, and crazy sex drive. I want you to close your eyes, imagine a Thai slut sitting on top of you, and you have nothing on but a small towel covering your dick. She strokes your legs and all of a sudden spots your boner. Scented candles are slowly dying while you bang the slut to oblivion and back. Sounds cool? Well, then thaipussymassage.com is THE place for you! Prepare your wallets, fuckers, you are gonna have to pay to see this shit! Let's see if it's worth it!

About thaipussymassage.com

I expected to see stuff like the launch date, content, and membership in the about us section, but I got to read an interesting piece of text that is supposed to be exciting. Maybe I am not horny enough at the moment because the "Come inside where we turn fantasy upside down" was anything but arousing to me! I appreciate the idea and someone's willingness to write a big-ass text. However, I think that it is way better to boast about the experience, awards, and high-quality content in the about us section, especially if you expect someone to actually pay for your shit!

When it comes to thaipussymassage.com website design, it suits the theme. Green background with some Asian flowers, dew drops, colorful letters, and a hot slideshow. The website is optimized for all devices, and it offers a couple of language options. Available languages are English, Spanish, French, Italian, and German. Interesting, I was expecting to see Chinese or some other Asian language. If you idiots haven't figured out what thaipussymassage.com is all about from the title, then the slideshow is sure to help. Thai chicks are either getting or giving a message before they get fucked. 

Bear this in mind before making the payment

I like it when premium websites have informative tour pages. I understand the logic behind keeping everything a secret, giving paying members the feeling of privilege. It's only fair that the members have special treatment, but it is also important to get other people to join too. Thaipussymassage.com did a mediocre job when it comes to this. Below the welcoming slideshow, the website shows a free trailer that encapsulates the essence of this place. A young Thai chick gets naked, lies on a massage table, gets her pussy rubbed, ass oiled up, and railed by a big dong. 

Instead of the standard thumbnails, I am used to seeing on similar websites, thaipussymassage.com chose a slightly different layout. A set of photos serves as a thumbnail, showing what a video is all about. I think that the moving thumbnails are a better idea, but I have no right to call this a downfall. It is just how the website looks, and I have to admit that, although kinda obsolete, I found thaipussymassage.com to be interesting and memorable. 

None of the chicks on the homepage was over the age of 25. Each flick shows the upload date, the pornstar's name, her age, and a short description. New clips are added to thaipussymassage.com once a week. Twice a week would be better, but hey, shit happens! I am hoping that there is some bonus content, meaning that members won't have to wait for a whole week to get something new to wank off too, but I am gonna focus on that part a bit later.

100% exclusive content

Whenever you read or hear these words, you'll know that the collection is far from big. When websites have nothing else to brag about, they keep reminding people that their content is one of a kind, never seen before, out of this world unique. At the time of this review, thaipussymassage.com had around 40 clips only, and with the slow update schedule like this, the stash is gonna stay small for some time. How hard can it be to find a horny Thai slut who looks decent and wants to become a pornstar? Someone is lazy around here!

I wasn't sure what to think about the homepage or, better said, the content list that showed the whole video collection on one page only. I had a hard time counting the vids, and the layout made thaipussymassage.com look sloppy. Although unique, the website is far from easy to navigate. The only thing that pops into my head is that thaipussymassage.com wanted to keep an amateurish feel, stand out from the crowd, but somehow forgot that someone like me will be reviewing their site. Thaipussymassage.com, your worst nightmare has just turned into reality!

The truth is that the content is unique because I haven't seen any of these sluts anywhere else. They all look the same to me because they are all young, brunette, and Asian, but that doesn't mean that they suck at cock massage. Since all hoes on thaipussymassage.com are amateurs, don't expect to see any bios. Hey, maybe it's a good thing! If these vixens were famous, you would have known that they were just fitting into a role of a masseuse. Instead, you can fantasize about actually meeting one of these sluts on your next trip to Thailand!

Everything you should know about the membership plans

Where to start?! The sign-up page is the most informative one, and that is exactly how it should be! You can make the payment with your credit card or cryptocurrency. You will see a full list of accepted cryptocurrencies once you complete the sign-up process. To proceed with the payment, you must sign-up first by entering your email and password. But before all of that, you need to select a membership plan. 

The shortest available plan is a monthly one that comes at the cost of $39.95/month. The second one unlocks thaipussymassage.com content for three months, and it costs $24.95/month. The longest and most affordable is the yearly membership plan that will chip off $14.95/month from your bank account. All three options unlock all thaipussymassage.com content. All members get to stream and download videos and picture sets. All videos are HD, and all picture sets can be downloaded as ZIP files.

Customer support and bonus content

Whenever you face an issue with thaipussymassage.com, support agents will be there to help you out. It's always good to know that someone is around 24/7, ready to fix any of the problems you might have. But, the best part is yet to come! The bonus content! Rest assured that you will get your daily dose of Thai bombs and that these flicks can't be found anywhere else on the web! That is how cool thaipussymassage.com is!

For the price of one membership plan, you will gain full access to nine websites. Thai pussy massage, Thai girls wild, Submit your Thai, Tussinee, Thainee, Lulu sex bomb, Tailynn, Titti Porn, and Creampie in Asia. Another website is coming soon! Each of these websites focuses on a certain fetish, meaning you won't have to worry about updates and diversity. Maybe the pricing looked pricey at first, but now the whole payment ordeal seems a whole lot better! The least you can do is choose a monthly membership plan and stop being such a cheap fucker!

Final thoughts

Thaipussymassage.com might not be the sleekest, most modern, and most impressive website I have seen so far! I haven't seen a single filtering tool on the tour page, I was desperate for some moving thumbnails, and the models' list was far from mind-blowing. Thaipussymassage.com still has a long way to go, especially in terms of its content and its collection size. The updates need to be more regular, and the website is crying for a new design. However, there is something irresistible about tight-ass Thai chicks who are not afraid to show their wet pussies!

If you have a thing for Asian sluts, and massage sessions, you should definitely check this place out. Yeah, maybe paying for the monthly plan is not something you look forward to, but I can assure you that if nothing else, that thaipussymassage.com content is 100% unique. Thaipussymassage.com is not one of those websites that you accidentally stumble upon, wank off to and forget it altogether! You'll either love it or hate it! I would give this place a chance! I dare you to do the same! Adios!