Just Right Height

Hola, shitheads! So, you are feeling the urge to see something out-of-this-world unique? You've seen it all, from chicks stuffing their cunts with spaghetti to gays dressed as priests! Your wiener has come to that stage that it has grown stubborn, refusing to get up to just any smut scene? You need justrightheight.com! 

Anyone who has spent two seconds in the adult biz knows what justrightheight.com is about! Let's say that you are a fucking retard, who has just crawled from under a rock. Well, shitheads, justrightheight.com is about midget porn. The page has been around 2009, compensating for the lack of stature with kinkiness, and I have somehow forgotten about it. Now it's time to make it up to you! Today, I am gonna present justrightheight.com in all its glory! Get ready to rock'n'roll!

Don't waste your fucking time!

If you are reading this review, I suggest you enter justrightheight.com in your browser right away and see if the crazy discount is still on! I am talking about a unique opportunity to unlock 31 websites for the price of one membership. I am talking about a shitload of fetish and reality sites that focus on unique content. Since this is a review of justrightheight.com, I am gonna let you explore this option on your own, if it is still available. 

Is that a midget zombie fingering a slut? A big-ass BBW getting fucked by a midget lesbian with the help of a metal strap-on? Is that a black small person engaging in a hardcore session with a huge white prick? Before you call some crazy police that puts dudes behind bars for height discrimination, let me tell you something. Midgets are regular people with cunts and dongs! I bet that the pussies are super tight and that the pricks are smaller but fucking fierce. Gays have their smut. Lesbians are staggeringly popular, so why leave small dudes and sluts out? Yeah, the world deserves justrightheight.com, and so do you. 

I am not gonna beat around the bush

I don't like the tour page! The whole point of my review is to inform people about all the details about a certain website. Yeah, in most cases, people who are thinking about going premium to some site read my review and rely on my opinion. Who could blame them, right?! But what happens when a random stranger lands on justrightheight.com? There are two scenarios. If midget porn is all that the dude cares about, he is gonna read my review and go premium. If he is still thinking about whether he likes it or not and base his decision on the tour page, he is probably gonna give up! As a premium website that has a lot of experience, justrightheight.com should know this!

The first major downfall is that the tour page doesn't show the whole collection, meaning that a person wouldn't know shit about the stash size. Yes, justrightheight.com claims to have the biggest collection of midget porn and galleries, but I want numbers! I can tell you that justrightheight.com doesn't boast a huge collection of videos and pictures. Instead of focusing on quantity, this page insists on quality. 

The update schedule is another big mystery, at least for the fuckers who have no other option but to look at the tour page. I do know that the updates are not as frequent as I would like them to be, meaning that you really need to check if the discount I was telling you about is still on!

The money you are gonna spend on midget porn

Justrightheight.com looks like one big, flashy commercial, urging people to go premium. I am making it sound like a bad thing! Some people have invested money and time to find midget stars. That is not an easy job, so demanding payment is only natural. The first step towards membership is creating an account on justrightheight.com, and you are gonna do that by entering data like your email, name, and password.

Now, you have to choose a membership plan. The shortest one is the two-day trial which costs $$1.98. Bear in mind that you get limited access to justrightheight.com if you go with this option. In most cases, the downloading option is locked, and you get to see the newest videos only. However, this is recommended option for all newbies or people who are still unsure if midget porn is their cup of tea or not.

The special offer I was telling you about applies to the period of one month, and it costs $29.95. The regular, non-recurring monthly membership comes at the price of $39.95. The 90-day membership is $59.95, while the yearly plan will chip off $119.40 from your bank account. The latter option is the most popular one since it is the most affordable one. You'll spend $9.95/month, which is a fucking bargain for a website of this quality.

Once you are done selecting the plan, you'll need to proceed with the payment. No shit, Sherlock! You can make the payment with a credit card or via PayPal. The transactions are 100% secure and anonymous, meaning that no one's gonna know that you are into kinky shit where an undead small dude rams a hottie's tight ass from behind. Nobody is gonna know!

Are you gonna get your money's worth?

How the hell should I know! It depends on what you like! Although exclusive, the vids on justrightheight.com are far from glamorous and sophisticated. The clips are raw and hardcore to the bone! The website does a hell of a job cracking me up with clever and witty remarks, adding even more of the spontaneity and rawness to this whole midget ordeal.

Yeah, the tour page sucks, but I have to say that I appreciate the free trailers part. These last under a minute but are more than enough for some poor, ignorant fucker to understand the idea behind this joint. The scenarios are unique to the point of being hilarious. I mean, have you ever seen a zombie midget who sprays cum all over a redhead's face? And what about a gangbang where a black goddess gets a fair share of ass banging and pussy drilling? Justrightheight.com is a divine mix of crude and supreme, in the best possible sense!

Let's stop fucking around

The customer support is mind-blowing, boasting over two decades in the biz. The support page has anything from tutorials to the extensive FAQ section explaining everything about the membership, cancellation, protection, and all that shit. If there is one thing I like to see is when paying members get all the help that they could ever need. People stumble upon all sorts of troubles on websites, so having someone around to give you guidance is beyond valuable.

What about becoming an affiliate? If you have ever thought about making money by promoting midget porn, and we all have, now is your chance to turn your kink into something profitable. At the bottom of the justrightheight.com homepage, you need to pay special attention to the webmasters section. Simply put, you register as an affiliate. This process is free. After you are done with this, someone gets in touch with you, helps you come up with a campaign, and then you start promoting justrightheight.com on your website. The goal is to get people to join justrightheight.com by using your code. Every time that happens, you get a cut.

Not much left to say

Midget porn is midget porn! I could continue bullshitting about justrightheight.com the whole night, but I don't want to. You got the idea! Justrightheight.com offers exclusive, high-quality fetish content that stars midget ladies and dudes. Yeah, I forgot to mention that the pornstars are amateurs, but in the sense that the world still hasn't heard about their names. The sluts fuck like champs and look good fucking in front of the camera! Nothing amateur about it, to be honest!

Are you still not sold on justrightheight.com? Why not go with the trial period? Two days is more than enough to decide whether midget porn is something that rings your bells! Don't be a cheap fucker! Appreciate all the hard work these little people have invested into making porn for all the pervs out there! Spend two dollars and explore this stash. That's the least you can do! Sayonara!