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FapHouse Amputee

Ever feel like women are a bit too much to handle? Maybe you need a diet version of the female form? Try dating an amputee. They’re just as good at fucking as complete women with limbs intact, but you get less of them in terms of mass, unless you manage to find a fat amputee, in which case, what the fuck are you doing with your life?


Hear me out. Amputee babes are considered a compromise in the dating scene. This is a huge mistake and it really is missed potential. It’s not like dating little people where everything’s scaled down. Amputee babes have human sized vaginas and regular tits. Sometimes the tits are glorious. But they get bumped down the dating hierarchy because they’re missing a limb or two. And sure, if they’re missing both of their arms, they can’t give out handjobs, but that mouth is free game, boy. Pick her up and use her as a fleshlight, you know what I’m saying?


The Optimal Girlfriend

Conversely, if they’re missing their legs, you can easily carry amputee babes around on your back in a bag or pouch of some sort. So, if you’re a 5 and you want to bang a 9, find one that’s missing both her legs and boom – just like that, you’re swinging up. No meaningful compromise.


Plus, a bitch with no legs is unlikely to leave you for another dude with a bigger penis. What’s she gonna do? Run away? Skip town? Jump ship? She can’t! She ain’t got no legs! Amputee babes are also likely to be very grateful to you for generally existing, because they’re used to discrimination. I’m not saying you should play that as a dating angle, but hey, it’s a statistical fact.


I would like to formally apologize to The Amputee Coalition as well as the Limbless Association for my incredibly inappropriate humor above. I made a huge and continuous lapse in judgment and I promise it won’t happen again, at least not for another 15 minutes or so. Before you judge me, please take into account that I am a severely damaged individual who stares at pornographic imagery all day, every day. All the characters in my dreams speak like porn actors. Everyone’s a step-sister. I am not well. Take everything I say with a truckload of salt.


Disclaimer over. Let’s objectify some amputees, in the name of masturbation!


Amputee Babes Working Hard

I probably shouldn’t have gotten close to the middle of the damn review before mentioning this, but I’m reviewing amputee content on FapHouse. I have high opinions of this site for many reasons not the least of which is their business model, but we’ll get into that a bit later. At first glance you can tell that there are videos on FapHouse coming in from individual porn creators, who are indeed amputees. On the front page alone, I saw three videos by the same babe, all posted on the same day. This is very much a good thing. First of all, they were dated recently.


They came out last month. Secondly, seeing these three videos together like this means that FapHouse isn’t pounding the video uploads with sorting algorithms. Porn was uploaded, porn was inserted into a list and porn was found, by me. This is how porn supply should work. If I wanted more sorting, I’d ask for it.


The amputee babes on FapHouse are promising, both in how hot they are and in how hard they work. They seem to be fully aware of the fact that amputee porn is a developed fetish and they’re trying to bank on it. Naturally, there’s an amputee tag available across the site for every girl, or boy, that happens to be an amputee. There are several ways in which the amputee tag can be earned on FapHouse. A video could have a girl amputee, a boy amputee or a liar. And boy are there some talented liars on FapHouse. Unfortunately, some people who are not amputees throw the tag onto their videos to grind views. It’s annoying as fuck, but what are you going to do?


Amputees Fuck Exactly the Same as Us

Who knew, right? Amputee bitches have sex in the exact same way as non-amputees. Is there a word for non-amputees? I’d say “normal”, but that sounds discriminatory. Regardless, you get the idea. The penis goes inside the vagina. The penis also goes inside the mouth and the asshole. Sometimes the penis ends up in the peephole either as a result of bold experimentation or poor eyesight and shit knowledge of the female anatomy. Did you know that women have three holes down there and not two? Spooky, right?


Anyways, the amputee sex on FapHouse shows you, very clearly, that beyond the presence of a stump and the absence of a limb, the action between amputees and cocks is exactly the fucking same. There’s no deeper fetishistic play here. I was hoping to see something like that. I mean, I was hoping to see the actual stump involved in the action in some way. It’s not that hard. Look at it this way. Foot fetishists play with feet, right?


So, why wouldn’t amputee pornstars record their stumps, specifically. Why don’t they rub their stumps with oil and maybe lick them a little? Hell, you could probably stick certain partial limbs inside other people, anally, orally, vaginally, whatever. You could stick them wherever they’ll fit and participate in the invention of a new kind of smut. These bitches could go way beyond just being amputees who film porn. They could pioneer a genre. But alas, they just sort of fuck around the same as every other bitch in porn.


Boners over Stumps

I get that people who masturbate to amputee porn are attracted to people who have amputations, but I never understood whether the amputation itself is somehow included in the fetish. Do you imagine the severing when you fap to this smut or is it the end result, the stump, that you like seeing? Either way, it really confuses me to see that the actual point of the fetish isn’t more represented. On FapHouse and in general, I almost exclusively see babes who have amputations play with their vaginas. That’s the main go-to. Most of the time this pushes the stump itself out of view, when they zoom in or keep their pussies close to the camera.


On the one hand, this is very hot shit and you could fap to it without a problem, on the other, it’s completely indistinguishable from every single camwhore video you could watch on a regular porn tube without the amputee tag. So, what’s the point of this smut exactly? That’s what I’m trying to figure out. I’ve wrapped my mind around the notion that people want to see amputees in action. Ok, so far so good. But then, what is the point of having an amputee section in the first place? Who knows? I know these kinds of sections are successful, but I suspect that the amputee porn lovers are making a compromise. Mark my words – some day soon there’s going to be a boom of amputee porn that actually puts the stumps front and center and really focuses on ways to involve them in the sexual play, instead of just casually flashing them on camera, now and again.


Not Worth the Money

Controversial opinion incoming. The amputee porn on FapHouse is not worth the money on its own. FapHouse charges you a subscription for their entire site – they don’t let you check out a single section. Now, here’s the thing. They’re affordable as fuck and they even have a lifetime license on offer. A yearly sub is $144, a lifetime sub costs $300. That’s fantastic all around. You get more than 350 thousand videos. Except… only 0.0001% of the videos on FapHouse feature amputees. No, I’m not pulling that number out of my ass. 70 amputee videos so far on 350 thousand videos. Do the math. Would you pay $300 for lifetime access to … 70 videos? I wouldn’t.


I would say that if you ended up on this section in casual curiosity for something new, then you might actually be able to squeeze a lot of potential out of a FapHouse subscription, because you can enjoy all of the content on here and consider the amputee smut a sort of bonus. FapHouse was always perfect as an ensemble. If you want amputee specific smut only, then you should probably look elsewhere.

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