Girls Abuse Guys

Girl power! Well, all you feminist Karens are going to get your panties soaked just from the sight of Girlsabuseguys.com. Yup. Are you wet yet Karen? Do you need to tweet out an angry tweet now Karen? Are you angry enough now Karen? Damn feminists! They get my blood boiling so hard! If I could, I'd take this anger-hard-on I'm getting from time to time and hit them upside their smart-ass heads just to show them what life could be for some. These guys on Girlsabuseguys.com know exactly what I'm talking about. They have no problems getting dildo fucked up their asses by these women, but Karens are silent now. What about equality of genders KAREN!?

Woosh...I had to get that off my chest. Sorry about that. Now, where were we? Right. Girlsabuseguys.com is a fetish site for sissies who love watching guys get pegged up their asses by super sexy women. That's the main point of this site. Now, why would any man want to be ass fucked with those fat dildos is way above my comprehension abilities, and I'm a Harvard-level thinker, so yeah, beats me. The good thing is, if they have to get fucked at least they are fucked by good-looking babes, ones I'd fuck with ease. Especially if their name is Karen. I'd fuck them up their asses with a bar stool. Too much?

Limited free previews, gay guys and crossing the line

I have to admit. Girlsabuseguys.com got me interested. No, not in that kinky I'll start sucking man cocks way. You god damn pervert! In a more, academic way. I was intrigued. Like I said, what kind of a man would want to get fucked up his ass with a strap-on? The answer is simple - a gay guy. So, I started checking out the material to see what kind of male models Girlsabuseguys.com is hiring and as my suspicions were tingling inside of me, my answer was right on the money. But before that, as I was watching there previews I realized that I only had two free previews to check out and they were both of poor quality. Man, that's some bad marketing 101. 

Once I got to check out the videos, the male models were kind of wimpy. They even talked with that girly lisp, as if they actually wanted to get fucked by the gals. They are even using all the big words like "beautiful" and "gorgeous" when they are referring to these women. That’s when I knew they were gay! So damn gay, they had to get fucked in all their holes. Real men of porno don't have to use these words, they just fuck. These wimps don't know how to relate to women so they get ass fucked. There ya go kids. Life lessons from the Porn Dude. Straight from the horse's mouth. What I learned was that Girlsabuseguys.com is marketed toward straight guys who are walking a thin line. You have been warned. 

Colorful action packed with lots of different content

Now let's get to the technical aspect of the site since I can't stand watching a second of my 2 free preview videos. Roaming around the site I got to learn that there are lots of different scenarios these dudes are getting themselves into. There are all these fantasies that I never knew existed. In the dungeon, just got married, real estate agent, groping the maid. They all have the same thing going on - dude getting fucked up his ass! Makes sense. But what doesn't make sense is the fact that the site is called Girlsabuseguys.com but from what I can gather, these pussies actually LIKED getting butt plugged by these big boobie ladies. Nonetheless, the colorful selection of all these scenarios is vast and different in most of the videos. 

On the flip side, the straight side, the models are fucking hot man! They are so hot that if they weren't pegging dudes left and right, I might have been able to pop one-off. I just woke up so my morning wood is still open for work. But, once I saw that a group of girls got this “porn addict” busted in a porn video store and fucked him with strapons, I lost my wood. Still, from my professional standpoint, the videos really are diverse. I checked out the date of when the first video was released and it was way back in 2012. Then, the next one was in 2018, so this has been going on for quite some time now. Whoever is the director and the creative director, kudos to you.

If you are into this kind of thing you will have lots of browsing to do for the price of...

Besides the Scenes part of the site, you will be getting the Categories section. Now, as we all know, categories can be boring as fuck. But, when you have a niche site like this freaky one, you will be getting a plethora of categories that come with a twist to it. Let's take a look at the Medical category. This isn't a category at all, in straight porn. This is a niche category for freaks who have nothing better to do than just roam around the Internet and search for freaky stuff. Well, on Girlsabuseguys.com this is a proper category with I don't know how many videos because the moment I clicked on it, a CC Bill page popped up to get me to sign up. As if I was going to sign up for this kind of material. I barely went through the 2 free videos they provided me. If I was even going to consider signing up at least 10 free videos would be in order. To hook me! That's how you get a guy to watch another man get railed. With free shit!

I was planning on checking out the Big Tits category and Female Nudity but after you checked out the freebies, you can't even check out the damn categories. I was starting to fume. This is definitely going in the cons part of the review. At least I got to see the prices for the site. For one year you will have to dish out $199.95, half a year is $109.95 and at least the monthly subscription is the standard $29.95. Well, at least they got the 95 cents down right as a part of their marketing plan. You won't be exactly sure what it is that you are getting but you will know that you didn't pay the whole round price of it. Nice going doofuses! Man, my anger issues again! I am kind of grumpy when I can't bust a nut first thing in the morning. 

Girl models and the added value are what's going to make you stay

I don't want you to get me wrong. The prices are all in the pocket. But I will explain a bit later why I think so. For now, the ladies of the site got my willy shivering! Yes, the Models section is all filled with women, not men. That's why I said that this site was marketed to men who are walking a thin line. But once you lay your eyes on these bombshells you won't cross that line ever! There are so many of these babes that I didn't even bother counting. They all come with their hot picture and a model description and their join date. Now that's what I wanted to see, some succulent boobs and some pussy I would eat like when a dog licks his balls.

The second part is the additional sites that you are getting access to besides just Girlsabuseguys.com. You are getting access to six more sites that have similar content as this one. Maybe not as gay but still, the theme is girl power and all that shit where girls walk all over dude's cocks and hit them in the balls, you know, the "empowering" shit. Isn't that right KAREN?! For the price, you are paying for Girlsabuseguys.com you are getting lots and lots of value with the additional six. Clothed women and naked men is the main theme and then the abuse happens. So, if that's what floats your boat my friend, go ahead, get your credit cards cracking, and just make sure nothing shows up on your receipts because explaining this to anyone is an impossible mission to accomplish.