Strap Attackers

A guy sucking on a black strapon while getting his nose pinched. Yup, that's the first image you will be getting once you land on strapattackers.com. It's as if you were in one of those Spielberg alien movies where you get flooded with fear as you anticipate when the aliens will strike! You look to the left, you look to the right - nothing. You look to the left again and BAM, you get a strapon stuck in your mouth fucking you, while a busty blonde is just ravaging your mouth while you're gasping for air dazed and confused as to what's happening! That's pretty much how I imagine what strapattackers.com is all about, but I might be wrong. Let's see if TPD is wrong. He won't be, so you know.

TPD was wrong and I am not ashamed to admit it

Yes, I was wrong. I jumped ahead of myself and I thought that strapattackers.com is some kind of a gay, fuck my ass girls, type of site. Partially it is, but mostly it's not. The Scenes section is open for free watching. Mind you, you won't be getting full-length videos only samples to see the gist of the videos. I browsed around this section and opened a few videos. There are a couple of things I noticed, some I liked, and some got me running up the hills. 

The scenes are all about strapons. That's who the main character is on strapattackers.com. They don't attack anyone but if you ask some of the dudes on this site who are getting bummed, they'd probably prefer to be attacked but that's their own personal thing. Can't be mad about someone's sexual preference. Mostly, there are super-hot babes, with nice perky and firm tits using those damn sex toys that are supposed to resemble a cock. They are either fucking dudes or, the dudes are fucking the, once they get fucked first. It is a nice balance that strapattackers.com doesn't want to infringe on so the whole strapon ecosystem can exist in peace and harmony like ebony and ivory. 

The Movies section is where the real action happens

As I said, the scenes are free to check out. You just casually click on the video and wait for the scene to develop. You get engaged in the plotline with the stepdad and the stepdaughter. One inappropriate comment leads to another yet even more inappropriate comment and before you know it, the stepdad is bent over for some reason while his stepdaughter is ravaging his well-lubbed asshole while he still can't shut his inappropriate dirty mouth. So, if you want to see the whole scene in detail, you head on to the Movies section and find it to buy it. 

The site is very well organized and it is intuitive. They obviously understand the sales funnel part of making a sale. I got hooked I have to admit it. Mainly, I checked out the Scenes and then I checked the Movies section. Had no idea that they were interconnected and that the Movies par is basically the decision-making part of the sales funnel. I was impressed so just for the fun of it I clicked on the Movies thumbnail and got redirected to the scenes, which then sends you to the checkout part of the site if you decide to become a member. Wow, what a ride!

For some reason, they are calling their movies DVDs, which I totally forgot even existed. What, they are going to send you a box with CDs for you to watch these dudes get ass boinked? As if. You probably don't even have a DVD reader anymore. Seriously who has a DVD player anymore? That part was a mystery to me, but the whole layout was maxed out and it had descriptions detailed Tags, Model Tags, and so on. 

The videos can be downloaded to your HD for your later enjoyment. If you are a dude who loves to have a glass of wine, place a DVD in your old rusty DVD player, take your pants off and wait for the part that excites you the most, then go ahead and download your strapattackers.com video. Oh yeah, you have to get their plan first which I will discuss later on in the text. For now, go ahead and pour that wine into your glass since you will want to get some of these videos. Once I reveal all the other perks that will become activated once you pull out your credit card, you will get drunk out of your mind and ball drained like a bull during mating season, so keep on reading and try to keep your cock to yourself, for now.

Added bonuses that will make your head spin

It is not all about strapon ass fucking on strapattackers.com. I mean it is, but you do get a whole other universe of sites once you sign up. If you haven't heard of Evil Angel yet then you my friend need a proper porn education regarding who is who in this industry. You are getting a selection of 25 other family sites besides strapattackers.com. Cock Choking Sluts, Buttman, Titty Creampies, these are all the sites and bonuses that you will be getting once you become a member of their 'Evil' family,

The models and the pornstars that are associated with this production company are all well-known names. Man, I wish I was a part of their weird family. I'd even consider getting fucked up my ass if I got the opportunity to hang and bang some of these ladies. They are all bombshells and you get to get access to their content for free. Now that I think about it, I guess that this whole anal strapon thing did go to my head a little. Damn, I gotta chill with these comments.

Hit me baby one more time

All of you who got excited that you will finally open up your DVD players and watch strapon sex can calm down. It ain't happening! This is not 2002 and Britney Spears is not a girl not yet a woman anymore. We are living in proper digital times where porn is streamed and downloaded. Downloaded in small amounts of MBs, not in 700 MB chunks for a 3-minute pixelated shitty resolution video. If you are that guy, who is drinking cheap wine from 7 eleven in box cartridges, then you will probably want the $5 30-day streaming option, where you can just watch videos and jack off to them. Watch out not to spill your vino on your white tank top, Bruce Willis.

For all you more educated fans of porn, you will probably want to get a more elaborate membership plan. You can get a 30-day, one-year, or even 3-year membership that includes downloads and access to other sites that the Evil Angel family has. Yes, this sounds like a great deal. Why because now you get tons of content for a cheap price that you won't get anywhere else and you're getting DVDs dude. Fucking DVDs. Now that's something ain't it. Maybe they send you a vinyl, who knows. All of the major payment processors are available to handle your transaction so you don't have to worry about whether or not you will be able to pay for your subscription. Evil Angel my dudes, Evil Angel...

What else can I say

Strapattackers.com is a kind of site that you'd wish you never came across. I'm not a sissy and am not insecure regarding my own sexuality. Seeing these men get butt fucked by these sexy women got me thinking. Are you even more of alpha if you are so secure in your sexuality that you can let a babe drill your bum? Hmm, I will have to think about this later on but that's what I mean when I said that you'd wish you never came across Strapattackers.com. It makes you think up all these weird thoughts. And it's fucked up. That is beside the point. 

My final words are what count now so let's do it. The quality of the videos is in order. The selection of female models is even better. Their sales funnel, who no one gives a fuck about, is excellent. Webmasters should give a ton fucks regarding this one. Just saying. The overall impression of the site - it's good. There is nothing else left for me to say. If you like men who get ass fucked by babes, I doubt that you'll find a better production than this one.