Strapon Hell

I don’t know if it’s me who’s been more open-minded towards pegging lately, or the internet is slowly opening up to the wonders of male anal satisfaction, but one way or another, pegging is in right now. It’s hot shit. Even I’m getting behind it. Or, should I say, in front of it? She’s behind. I’m in front. And everyone’s having a damn fine time while I’m getting my prostate pounded. It’s not gay if she has titties. I’ve been thinking, though – taking real cock is gay, getting pegged with a fake one is not. Fucking a trans chick is straight sex, but… what if a trans chick fucks you with her cock? It’s obviously not pegging, because it’s a real cock, but is it gay? I mean, she’s a chick. These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night, after I’ve been thoroughly pegged by a hot bitch with a huge fake cock.

In celebration of my newfound reverence for getting fucked in the butt, I’m reviewing Strapon-Hell today. Any hope you might have had of experiencing pegging as a kind, soft and enjoyable experience goes out the window with Strapon-Hell. This is a place for dudes that have been broken in already, dudes that have a death wish. The official description for the site says that this is a place where femdom and strap-on sex come together. They also claim that the dudes in the videos are virgins, or rather, that they have virgin asses. So, they’ve seen sex, but they haven’t been spread open from behind before. I highly doubt this. The action on Strapon-Hell is so raw and extreme that I don’t think an anal virgin could possibly survive something like this. Then again, submissive people do love to suffer, so maybe these guys really are new to all this. Either way, if you like seeing men suffer under several women at a time, you should start warming up your boner.

Eastern European Pain Hits Different

I could tell that this content was East European long before I actually read the lettering. They don’t hide it – this is Russian smut. Hell, they’re proud of it. All right, technically, they say that the babes are Russian, but that kind of implies this shit was filmed in Russia, right? I would have preferred it if these were Ukrainian babes, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. I’ve seen some Russian porn before, but it’s always kind of overshadowed by what the Czechs are doing. They make up most of the results when you look up East European or Slavic content. The Russians aren’t sitting on ass in the meantime, however. They’ve got some decent attempts at original pornography and Strapon Hell is a perfect example of what these folks can come up with when they take their imaginations all the way.

This content is straight up just BDSM femdom in its purest form. You’ll notice right off the bat that unlike western trends where there’s a fetishistic focal point, the videos on this site are a bit more of a free-for-all. Yes, all of them contain pegging – it’s implied in the website title, so it has to be there. It’s not half-assed. It’s properly done, but there’s a ton of other things that happen in-between and this elevates the smut from a 7 to a 10. Yes, a dedicated pegging site with long-form videos is great. But, imagine if there were other extremely depraved sexual plays in-between to give you all the more reason to bust a nut.

The Ins and Outs of Utter Decimation

It’s a woman’s world, boys! We’ve had centuries of patriarchal domination and it’s time for women to take the power back. The best way for them to do that? Fucking us in the ass and stepping on our balls. Let’s fucking go! I’m ready for my female overlords to punch my prostate into the next dimension. If this is feminism, sign me the fuck up! Feminists always go on and on about how women don’t get nearly as much autonomy as men in this society. I agree! Why shouldn’t the woman do some of the work while I lie there like a fucking starfish? No more, I say! It is time for women to do the work while I do absolutely nothing. Milk me like a fucking cow, baby! Peg me in the name of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Who knows; I might just cook for you later.

The bitches on Strapon Hell go hard and they don’t hold back. First of all, these dudes are almost always being punished by two women at the same time. The girls find nice positions for themselves from which they can deliver sexual punishment. Whether it’s moral wrist-bending or actual ball-busting, they’re there to make the featured man feel like subhuman trash. Don’t feel bad for him. He’s sporting an erection so naturally he must be enjoying himself.

Prissy Ass Dudes

I’ve always heard about how dangerous and Chad-like Russian dudes are. It’s a common trope nowadays to expect Russian dudes to be very raw and brutish, even when they’re not jacked. The men on Strapon Hell are here to challenge these preconceptions by being prissy little shits who are at times more feminine than the actual babes who are dicking them. I don’t think this has anything to do with Russian geography or pornographic trends – I think these men were handpicked for Strapon Hell because they serve as better self-insert surrogates for viewers such as yourself, considering they’re supposed to be submissive. Don’t get me wrong, a huge buff dude with a hairy chest and prison tats could pull off the role just the same, but the domination just wouldn’t translate nearly as well.

And this is how and why we’ve ended up with the dudes on Strapon Hell, whom I can only describe as innocent little choir boys. They’re twinks, plain and simple – cute little boys with dainty haircuts and a soft complexion. They’re absolutely perfect for this kind of role-playing. Let’s talk about the babes now. I’m dying to talk about the babes.

Powerful Women

These are the kinds of girls I struggle to find out in the wild. Where do women like this even congregate? Junkyards? Chop shops? Prison? I’m betting they’re in prison. Anyways, I want them. I want every single one of them. They’re not the kind of super-hot bitches that make your head spin on their visual sex appeal. They’re just plainly hot. What makes them appealing is that they have balls, metaphorical ones that is. They have giant metaphorical gonads coupled with even bigger literal penises that are sure to humble you. I don’t care how cool or confident you are – these babes are going to make you feel ever-so-slightly inadequate and you’re going to love it. If there’s one thing about the dom/sub male to female dynamic that I’ve always hated is that women just generally don’t take charge much, especially in bed.

These babes address that problem really well by being all around goddesses of sexual domination. They don’t just use whips and wear heels; they’ve mastered punishment and they make depraved use out of every weapon in their arsenal. You can tell this isn’t their first rodeo. They also occasionally smoke cigarettes so that they can blow the smoke into the dudes’ faces, while they’re dicking them. This is an all-around decimation fuck fest and I would pay money to undergo this kind of punishment at least once in my life. I would give the ball torture a pass, though. There’s no way these dudes didn’t end up with testicular torsion after this.

Paying for Punishment

These payment tiers are simple enough. 1 month for $35, 2 months for $50. Does it sound like that pricing is fucked up to no end? Because, it is. This is terrible. What the fuck, Strapon Hell? Why are you doing this to me? You make your content irresistible and unique, then you hit me with the bloated pricing? Is this part of the experience? Am I getting fin-dommed as part of my subscription? If that’s the case, then put it in the marketing. Hell, put up a video of a bitch making fun of me for being stupid enough to spend $50 for two months’ worth of porn.

It doesn’t matter how much I love a porn site’s content if the pricing is irredeemably fucked. $35 a month isn’t unheard of, I know. But this is quality B-tier content. You can’t convince me that there’s a need for this much of a profit margin. Maybe the economy is different in Russia and having three people in a scene this extreme takes a lot more funding. If that’s the case then I can at least understand, but as it currently stands, <strong>this site is pricey as fuck and only really worthwhile to people who consider themselves diehard pegging fetishists</strong>.