Strapon Squad

"Lesbian sex is weird." There's a reason that phrase became a meme. It carries much truth to it. Gay bitches have to get much more creative than gay dudes in order to make each other cum. 

Guy's might not have pussies, but they have bussies, and it would seem that they work just as well for that community. Plus, guys have their mouths, and while women do also, I think that men enjoy a blow job more than bitches enjoy a pussy licking. In fact, many gay men skip the bussy altogether and stick with blow jobs.

No Such Thing as a Shit Dick

However, ladies don't have a penis equivalent. They don't shit out of pseudo penises that can be turned into sexual devices when needed. Instead, they scissor, go down on each other, and most importantly, fuck each other with strap-ons.

If it weren't for strap-ons, I think there would be a lot fewer dikes around. I've never had a pussy before, but if I did, I imagine that I would want to fill it up with cock when I fucked. I'm sure pussy licking is excellent, but I don't think scissoring would do much. 

While I'm sure that lesbians miss out on the warm feeling of a biological cock, they make up for it by being able to choose their perfect dildo. It can be as big or small and as thin or wide as a bitch wants it to be. It could be ribbed for her pleasure or perhaps not even be human. You can get a horse cock strap-on dildo that will turn a bitches world upside down.

The world of sex toys is at a lesbian's fingertips, and no community has a better selection. Women know how to please women best, so they also know how to design the perfect sex toys for each other. You won't find a more creative human being than horny lesbians trying to find a new way to play with a bitches clit.

And as men, we love to watch lesbians do their thing. Men are not creative sexually. We tend to find our lane and stick to it. Whether they be lezbos or not, women love to stir the pot and mix things up. 

While we gentlemen may not be able to access that creativity, we can watch it all we want on websites like StrapOnSquad. Strap On Squad is a paid premium porn site centered around lesbians fucking the shit out of each other with, you guessed it, strap-ons. 

These bitches aren't doing it gently either. There is a BDSM theme to the site that makes it the perfect place to see brutal lesbian fuck fests. There is also a lot of group sex and orgies on the site. We all know how it is. Sometimes one or two fake cocks aren't nearly enough. 

The site has a theatrical design that builds the eroticism and drama of the subject at hand. It's both engaging and easy to look at. I love the black background. It keeps my eyes fresh during long marathon masturbation sessions. I don't want my retinas quitting before my cock does.

The main menu resides up top and contains the options Network home, Our sites, Custom fetish videos, Gay porn, Friends, Support, and Member log in. 

This Site Travels in a Pack

Strap On Squad is part of an expansive network of fetish sites for gays and straights alike. Everything the network does is on point, so if you find another site you deem interesting, definitely check it out.

Most of the network is focused around BDSM content that can often get fucked up. Fucked up in the best ways, that is. Sites like Helpless Teens aren't for the weak of spirit. The catchphrase says it all, "Free Hugs in the Van." I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI is keeping an eye on that site's membership.

Others are a bit more traditional, but with a twist, such as Brutal Castings. They take the classic theme of casting videos and turn the volume up on the violence, just as my readers like it.

Custom Cummies

Yes, gents. You read that correctly earlier. Strap On Squad or any other site on the network will be happy to create a custom video for you, fitting your exact specifications. You can become the writer and director. Make these bitches do everything you've ever wanted.

Ordering your own custom porn is an easy four-step process. First, pick the action. What fetishes do you want to be portrayed? What is the plot? Do you wish to write the dialog? Whatever you do, don't forget to have the bitches say your name. It makes the porn so much more personal.

Second, choose the models you would like to perform and what you want them to wear. Should they be in shoes or heels? Panties or nylons? Make-up or all-natural? You have control over every single tiny detail, so make sure to take advantage of it.

Third, remember that you're the director. Close your eyes and imagine being on set. What would your notes be? What would the background look like? How do you want the performers to act? Porn directors work their asses off, so get your money's worth by being specific.

Forth, don't forget the dismount. Do things end in a cream pie, or do you prefer to bust a but down a bitches throat? Should the set be covered in cum, or would you rather it be blood and guts? You have a lot of work to do if you plan on creating your own porn, so start now.

As you might imagine, making your own custom porn will be a bit expensive, but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the price. Considering what you get, I'd say you're looking at some serious bang for your buck.

Speaking of money, becoming a member will cost you a few pennies, also. Most of the prices are excellent considering the amount of production that goes into the content on Strap On Squad. You have four membership options to select from, so choose the one that best works for you.

If you are still on the fence about joining Strap On Squad, the first option is a free two-day limited membership. It's the perfect way to get a taste of the action before throwing your hat in the ring. 

The second option is a one-month membership for $39.95. I'm not going to lie to you guys. That's a fucking terrible deal. It's about as high as prices go for a premium porn site. If you buy a one-month subscription, you're a sucker.

The third option is a three-month membership for $23.31 a month. That's damn near half off in comparison to the one-month subscription. However, it can still get better.

Without question, the best option is the year-long membership going for $16.66 a month. Now that's more my style. It's around a sixty percent discount compared to the one month.

Caged Sex Slave

Now that you are caught up on the details, let's dive into some of the content on Strap On Squad, starting with "Marina Angel, Riley Ray. May 11, 2022."

Considering the raw brutality of their last session, Strap On Squad members thought that Riley Ray would let her sex slave go. However, they were very wrong. Riley is only just getting started.

Since their last adventure, Riley has been keeping Marina locked up in a dog cage she keeps in her basement. Riley has been nice enough to feed and water the bitch, but that's about all the niceties Riley can muster. She is a savage by nature and can't pretend to be anything less.

However, Marina did leave her with a couple of toys. Instead of a dish, her water is delivered through a large hollow dildo, and she was given a chair to sit on. Hold up a second. That's not a chair. It's a Sabian! 

Riley starts off nice by playing with the Sabian controls. Marina begs to cum again and again as she soaks the Sabian down to the bone. All this cumming has Riley feeling jealous, so she tosses a leg over the cage and goes to town on her pussy with a large black dildo. She doesn't stop until she squirts all over Marina. Unfortunately for her, this is the last time Riley plays nice.

Strap On Squad delivers on its promise to provide visitors with savage strap-on pussy poundings. These lesbians know how to fuck a bitch, and I know how to jerk off while I watch lesbians do their thing.

My suggestion for improvement on Strap On Squad is to lower that one-month price down a few bucks. I understand they are trying to guide possible members to the other options, but forty dollars is extreme.

These bitches dick each other down with strap-ons way better than you could with your genuine cock, so you might as well join them since you can't beat them.