Fake Cop

I can't remember how many times I've been stopped by cops and hoped it would be some busty chick who decides to write me a ticket, but instead of that, there was always some angry fat dude who seemed so eager to write me up as his life depended on it. I guess I've been watching too much cop porn because even if a hot chick stopped me, she would give me a ticket instead of letting me fuck my way out of the trouble. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks like that, and because we can't have it our way in real life, we seek help on FakeCop.com.

First of all, this is a pay site, so if you are a guy who likes to jerk off to free porn, you came to the wrong place. If you aren't willing to spend $30 a month for some high-quality cop porn, you better turn around and start looking for some cheap or free site that has cop videos that are either in crap quality or short. I wouldn't mind watching free porn, but when it comes to videos like these ones, I won't think twice about paying for them. This much money won't bring me much, but it will definitely make my dick hard every day.

If you perverts are ready to jump into the world where cops seem to hate writing tickets but don't mind fucking criminals, let's get started. I just knew I was in for a treat when I saw that the name of the site had "FAKE" in it. I've used sites like FakeTaxi, FakeHostel, and many more before, so I knew what I was getting into, but today, I'm here to tell you why it's better to invest in this membership than to waste your money on some dumb shit.

One membership for multiple sites

If you have a porn addiction, as I do, then you probably know about all those "fake" sites in the name. If that's the case, I'm pretty sure you'll be glad to hear that one membership gives you access to all those sites. This means you can mix things up and jerk off to different porn every day. However, let's leave that to the side for now and talk about horny cops who can't stay in their uniforms for more than a couple of minutes.

What is the most important thing when it comes to watching porn? If you ask me, I would say that the video needs to be unlike other videos where people just start fucking from the beginning. I like to see what leads to sex, and they've done a good job here. I watched a couple of videos, and from what I've seen, you can see exactly at which moment the cop decides to fuck with the "criminal." To be honest, if I was a cop and a girl offered to suck my dick to get out of getting a ticket, I don't think I could say no. Go ahead and judge me as much as you want, but if you were put in that position, you would start face fucking that bimbo right away.

FakeCop doesn't have a very big collection, but there are still plenty of videos to watch. Since this is quite unique porn, I guess it takes a little longer to think of a scene that will stand out among other ones. While they were still uploading videos, there were weekly updates, but here's the kicker. There have been no new videos since 2017, which got me wondering what needs to happen to a site to just stop uploading out of nowhere. There are many people, including me, who would kill for some nice cop porn.

Well, now you know that this is a dead site, or at least it seems like that, so it's hard to tell if it's worth your money or not. If there weren't other sites included in the membership, I wouldn't give a flying fuck to review this site, but since that's not the case, I would say it's still worth your money, but not thanks to this site solely. You might have a different opinion and not want to purchase the membership, but that's all up to you. If you are looking only for cop porn, then you are in the wrong place because you will quickly run out of things to jerk your dick off too.

The quality goes up to 1080p

I can't remember if 4K was a thing back in 2017, so I don't know whether it is fair to shit on them for not having 4K videos or not. Well, since I don't give a fuck, I have to say that it sucks that I have to jerk off to 1080p videos. I usually don't spend my money on porn membership, and when I do, it's for sites that have something that's really worth the money. Once again, this site might not have 4K videos, but other sites that are included have, so I'll give them a pass this time.

We got used to 4K so much that 720p videos look like shit. I dare you to tell me I'm wrong. YouTube doesn't consider 720p HD anymore, so why should I say otherwise? I think that 1080p is still pretty okay, but once you go 4K, you never go back. Let's move on to other things because there's no point in talking about the quality this much. The scenes look pretty good, so you will have a pleasant time while beating your meat.

Most sites usually include a photo gallery in a scene, but FakeCop decided that they wanted to be different and upload only videos. To be honest, I'm not a big fan of jerking off to still photos, but I know that there are a bunch of guys who prefer photos. I never really got people how they could cum by jerking off to one photo. Don't you guys need to see some shit moving in order to get your dick hard? Why would you use your imagination when you can play a long-ass video and get the job done?

It was pretty easy to find some specific cop scenes because there weren't many scenes. However, they don't seem to have an advanced search, just some sorting options. You could say that they come in handy, but when you have this many scenes, you can just go through a couple of pages and find anything you are interested in.

While I was watching some of these videos, I started imagining myself like the cop in these scenes. He drives around in a car and picks up chicks for a bunch of different reasons. He tells them that he will forget what they did if they go with him, but the girls don't know that they are going back to his house instead of the police station. After that, it usually doesn't take girls very long until they are down on their knees and choking on a fat cock.

I hope I will find a chick one day who would be interested in a roleplay like that. I tried using handcuffs before, but I'm sure the experience would be much better if I included the cop uniform and a police baton like I've seen in a video here. The girl saw a big baton and wanted to play with it a little, but she changed her mind quickly as soon as she saw a dick bigger than that.

Nice cop videos, but no new updates for years

Yes, the videos on FakeCop are mind-blowing, but why did they have to stop uploading? They had such a good thing going on, and then they fucked everything up. I was really hoping to find a site that has a shit ton of cop videos where both girls and guys play cops so they can punish naughty criminals. Instead of that, there are less than 100 videos where a guy drives around in his car and finds girls who have a thing for cops.

The only good thing about purchasing a membership for FakeCop.com is that you get access to a couple of more sites that also have "fake" in the name. Yes, you might run out of cop videos pretty fast, but there will be hundreds more on other sites. I'm pretty sure you won't mind beating your meat to other videos where a guy or a girl pretends to be a doctor, a nurse, or something else. Paying $30 a month for all that seems to be worth it, but they should really consider adding more 4K videos because it's 2022, and that shouldn't be a problem.