GirlsUnderArrest

Girls Under Arrest! What’s up, you little freak! Hope you’ve been taking good care of that cock! Today, I’m gonna let you know about something that’ll keep your fists wrapped around your pecker for days! Have you ever found yourself scrolling through Netflix, feeling like there’s nothing worth your time? Well, that’s because you’re looking in the wrong place! There are a bunch of platforms online featuring TV series that’ll have you cumming the whole way through!

I know what you’re thinking. Those shows probably contain campy scenes with shit acting, a laughable plot, and vanilla ass sex. Well, fortunately for you, my pervy friend, you couldn’t be more wrong! Channels like Adult Time feature series with the same level of production as the shit that you’d see on TV. Sometimes even better! Yup! I can tell you’re skeptical. But it's as real as the crust on your cock! 

These studios are even recognized by reputable publications like The Guardian, Rolling Stone, and The Huffington Post. It’s really THAT good! And you’re gonna see it to believe it! I found myself scrolling through the Adult Time channel page when I saw a series with a picture of two girls on a cop car! A porn series about girls getting caught by cops… How do you think that’ll turn out? I can tell you! Really fucking well!

Girls Under Arrest is a 6-episode documentary series about policemen who find and fuck misbehaving girls. Each Adult Time series has a dedicated website. So you can find it on girlsunderarrest.com. Funnily enough, the series is actually featured on IMDB! Complete with cast and episodes! 

I was a little skeptical about how this series was gonna turn out. But I haven’t been entertained like this in a really long time. After watching this series, you’re gonna find that all those Pornhub scenes were a gargantuan waste of your fucking time! This shit was great even by established TV standards! Still skeptical! Well, you’re gonna have to see it to believe it! But let me break it down for you first!

It’s Technically Not Even a Porn Site!

When I was searching for the site, I expected the usual black and red site with a few thumbnails in the middle, some banner ads, categories on the side, and maybe even a pop-up or two. I couldn’t have been more wrong! Girlsunderarrest.com is laid out just like an established TV series website! The entire page is a collage of videos and pictures from the series, all in perfect 4K quality! The only ads on a site like this are the ones featuring other Adult Time series! This is as fucking legit as it gets! 

The professionalism doesn’t even start there! Before entering the site, you must click an age verification button to confirm that you’re 18. When you’re on the front page, there are a couple of options at the top to log in or become a paid member. Yeah, that’s right. You’re not gonna get shit like this for free! This isn’t fucking Pornhub! You’ve gotta treat this like any other series platform. 

But don’t worry! You and your lucky little cock are already rewarded with a freebie — A congratulations on finding this awesome content. (You’re welcome!) At the very top of the page, right in the middle, there’s a button that says <i>Watch your <b>FREE</b> scene</h3>. You’ll get to enjoy a full episode of a porn story that makes Pornhub look like a rip-off site for absolutely free! You don’t even need to log in! There aren’t even any ads at the beginning of the video! Talk about an experience! 

Police on Girls Like You’ve Never Seen

Let’s get this out of the way first. When you’re signing up for a premium membership, you’ll find that you’re not just paying to watch 6 episodes of a pretty great TV porn series. You’ll actually be paying for access to over 55,000 videos from over 300 different series! Not to mention the 8+ videos that are being uploaded every day! This shit’ll make you want to delete your Amazon Prime account!

So, how much is it for all that access? $19.95 per month! That’s only a little more than a Netflix or an Amazon Prime subscription. You’ll get the same quality of TV, except you can cum for an extra five bucks! This is as good as it gets! So, all that money you’re spending on second-rate porn sites with a laughable amount of videos and girls that look like your mom’s friends? Delete ‘em! You’ve finally struck gold!

Now, onto the good shit! This show started and ended in 201. I think it was always meant to be a 6 episode series, but man, do I wish it continued. I couldn’t believe how good the acting was and how real everything felt. There were no cliches. The girls didn’t immediately flirt with the cops once they were caught. There was no ridiculously campy acting. The entire series felt like a real documentary! 

Episode 3: Two Vandals feature Honey Gold and the great Gina Valentina — one of porn’s finest sluts! The episode starts off with a Marc Baldi (played by Derrick Pierce) in his cop car on a “typical Friday afternoon on a normal fucking patrol”. This guy’s acting was fucking out of his world! If I didn’t know this guy slung dick for a living, I’d have believed he was an actual cop! Further, into the video, he catches two girls running away from his car. He’s in a car. So, of course, he catches them and finds a couple of spray cans in their bag! These bitches were vandalizing! 

After apprehending them and throwing them in the back of his car, you’ll get to see these two super sluts act their asses off. The whole thing didn’t even seem scripted. They acted exactly how you’d imagine two delinquents to act. I mean, you’d expect there to be some kind of over-acting, but I was convinced the whole way through! Eventually, Officer Baldi stops the car, and the girls realize they aren’t at a police station.

Officer Baldi takes two of them out of the car and tells him that he can’t be fucked to do the paperwork. He lets them know that they have a choice:

Honey Gold: Okay, look. What do we need to fucking discuss? We don’t wanna go to jail.

Officer Baldi: ”And I don’t wanna fucking do paperwork… So here’s the deal…”

If you have half a cock, you obviously know where this is gonna go. He orders the two girls to strip each other before gagging on his cock. The motherfucker fucks these girls for 15 minutes and fucks off in his police car, leaving the girls naked and stranded in the middle of nowhere. What a fucking fiend! Haha! (Don’t worry. Their clothes were on the floor.)

What I Liked

I did not expect the production quality of a show like this to be so fucking good. This seemed like a legitimate TV documentary! Not to mention the acting! I’ve rarely seen acting that good in anything to do with porn! That guy should win some kind of award! 

And props to the writer, Bree Mills! You’d think a plot like that would result in some amateur bedroom porn, but the entire situation felt so real! I haven’t been this entertained in a long time! If they allowed fucking on TV, this would be a hit show!

What I Didn’t Like

My only issue with this series is that it wasn’t longer! I bet if they continued the series to this day, it would get so popular you’d find pirated copies of each episode all over the internet! A show like this should win some kind of fucking award! 

Even the overall site is great. A lot of sites would prefer to list their videos across a basic page like fucking amateurs! Everything surrounding this series is as professional as it gets!

Tips From ThePornDude

There are none. I’ve got no tips! Even the Adult Time trial period is reasonable. Sure, a free 3-day trial period sounds great! But you could just spend the entire three days busting your meat to as many videos as possible before your subscription ends, haha! You could never run out of videos to watch, anyway!

This series does everything right. From web design to video production to acting. My only suggestion is to continue the fucking series! 

Conclusion

Girls getting chased and fucked by cops sounds like something you’d find in shitty old porn movies. You’d never expect such an entertaining experience as Girls Under Arrest provides! You’ll find yourself going through periods of beating your cock to just holding it. The show is really THAT interesting! You’ve got to see it to believe it! So, head on over and enjoy your soon-to-be favorite TV series.