Shoplyfter

One of the most remarkable things about porn is that they are like video games. Not only does this form of entertainment frequently feature fabulously fine-looking women, but many genres so portray fantasies that are difficult, if not impossible (or at least ill-advised) to do in the real world.

One such example would be the 'caught while stealing something' sort of scenario, and that is what Shop Lyfter is all about. In the videos, they host, you are going to see naughty nubiles intensely interrogated for trying to run off with high-end merchandise and designer clothing. And since these are all porn scenarios, the alleged thieves not only get dogged with questions but also stuffed with dick.

I am willing to bet that everyone reading is already intrigued. But since there is a fair bit of competition in this category, I feel like a deeper dive into this website is warranted.

I Love Their Selection Of Female Models

I think that other than maybe the video rendering, the most important aspect of a porn site is the talent who is being featured. And the wonderful wanking media-making company, Team Skeet – the one who owns Shop Lyfter – has done a fantastic job at recruiting desirable dames.

Some of them are not as well-known or completely new, which is great if you crave novelty. They also have done scenes with extremely successful and popular porn starlets like Bianca Bangs, Aria Carson, and Emily Willis, to name a few. Most of the models are nubile types who look like they just got their undergrad degree, but they also feature a fine number of MILFs.

And when it comes to body types, there is a fine amount of variety, but all of them have hourglass figures, perky tits, and very comely faces. You know, the ones you would want to cum on – and the male talent often does that. To sum up my thoughts on the talent, I can guarantee you will be pleased by the pretty women that you see.

The Scenes Themselves Are Absolutely Dynamite

Admittedly, this site does follow a rather predictable model, at least at first. The stealing suspect is taken into an industrial closet and questioned about what she stole and why. But that is only the start. As scenes continue, the guard tends to be spontaneous, and the woman (or women) certainly are, which makes each scene particularly neat. And as I already brought up, the looks of the lovely ladies in these mature movies add to the "special sauce" factor. When it comes to the frequency at which they add new image galleries and videos every week! Moreover, every new video has a different gal or sometimes a couple of them.

The Presentation Of This Site's Content Is Pretty Good

With the significant exception of the payment pages (more on that further below), the way this site has been structured is pretty damn good. The way everything looks is crisp and clean – but I am not referring to the dirty content, of course. The designers did a great job incorporating colorful text, promotional pictures, and a couple of graphics.

All of the movies come with plenty of high-resolution pictures, and their videos are all presented in 1080p HD. Downloads are unlimited, are super fast, and there are new uploads every week.

However, there is a lot of extra text which I would like to see fixed. On most pages, they keep the written material to a minimum which is great. But some pages are a frustrating text fest that is totally unneeded. The biggest offender is the Discount page which contains over twelve hundred words of text which tends to be redundant and has information that is not necessary.

The Cost For Getting An Account Ain't Too Bad

At first, I was put off by how much this website costs. If you click on the Join Now link, you'll see that a month of access is $29.95, which is not bad but not all that cheap. I also find it a little sneak that the one-day trial is only a dollar, but rebills automatically at $39.99 if you do not cancel in thirty days.

Then there is how much they seem to charge for longer packages. Half a year is billed at $99.95, which I think is outrageous considering this is how much a yearly subscription for other websites costs. The complete Team Skeet premium package does get you access to Shop Lyfter and multiple other websites. However, you will have to put up $449 as a single payment! And that is not for a lifetime membership – that is for an entire year. Again, that is utterly ridiculous to me since other premium porn websites I have reviews charge half that for unlimited access for life.

I did notice that at the bottom of every webpage has a Discount link. I am glad that I did since this option significantly lowers the cost of all membership plans. You will have to scroll down to the yellow text inviting you to redeem the offer to get 68% off. The Team Skeet Premium charge is the same, but twelve months only costs $59.95, three months is $19.95, and one month is only $9.95. 

Major credit cards and PayPal is accepted. And more recently, they also accept payment via more than one hundred gift cards, which you can find in all major retailers.

And Now I Only Have This Left To Say

To break down the fundamentals of this website, I'll sum this website up in the following ways. This website shows you an epic series of videos of kleptomaniac chicks being called out for their thievery. Inevitably, the stealing scene stars are "punished" by nymphomaniac security guards in a carnal way.

The quality of this site's media is great in terms of the sexual content, the look of the models, and the quality of the videos and images. This is probably why this site was declared to be a part of the most popular adult entertainment network by PornHub in 2019 and again in 2022. This might be part of the reason that XBIZ considered them to have the Best Affiliate Paysite. If and when you do get an account, be careful to use the discount link, so you do not have to pay full price.

It could be tweaked a bit, but I think that this site deserves a rating of four hands on a scale of five. I say that you should click my complimentary link and check it out for yourself. Whatever you do, I think that you are going to agree with my assessment.