Smoking Bitch

There’s something about a woman’s lips wrapped around a cigarette as she gently sucks the nicotine out of it to be left in a haze of blue-grey smoke. For us guys, some of us find it repulsive and are concerned about the woman’s health, some who find it so sexy that they jerk their dick over it, and others wish the women they’re watching smoke would use their pathetic mouths like a human ashtray.

If you’re the first kind of guy, then get the fuck out of here. Because today, I’m talking to the latter two types of perverts. I’m gonna be reviewing a tits and nicotine-riddled site catering to those with a smoking kink. It’s called Smoking-Bitch.com.

This is a site that’s been going since the year 2000, so you’d think they’d have gotten something right. Grab your ashtray because we’re about to examine this smoking porn sight under a lighter flame and see if it’ll leave your dick looking like a fat cigar or let you down and leave it looking like a discarded cigarette butt.

What Is Smoking-Bitch.com?

Smoking-bitch.com claims to have been around since the year 2000 and has since accumulated an enviable collection of smoking porn. This cigarette kink site boasts over 46,000+ nude, semi-nude and non-nude smoking fetish photos in high-quality and over 13 hours of smoking videos.

The site says that its mission in the porn world is to provide an insight into the divine world of sexy young women smoking and has recruited over 150 female models to do so. And yes, some of them are smoking fuckin’ hot!

Smoking-bitch.com is a premium porn site that costs $34.95 per month for membership. But is it worth the cost? Let’s look at what kind of smoking porn members are given access to on this site.

The Smoking Porn on Smoking-Bitch.com

With tens of thousands of photos and 13 hours of videos (which isn’t a lot of footage in the modern porn world), there is a tonne of smoking porn to enjoy here. As smoking becomes increasingly unpopular amongst women in the West, it seems the porn producers behind smoking-bitch.com have gone East in their search for nicotine-addicted sluts with a penchant for flashing their tits and cunts as they smoke.

This is great if you love naturally beautiful white women puffing away in old Soviet apartments or out on the cold, hard streets of Eastern Europe, but not so great if you’re into women of a darker skin color smoking away in a tropical, exotic environment.

But whilst the smoking porn here is about as racially diverse as Berlin in 1941, the content producers behind the site are quite open-minded about what the girls in the pics and vids smoke.

The porn has naked and semi-naked sluts with plump lips wrapped around cigarettes, cigars, hookahs and more. 

Sadly, that’s all they seem to have their lips wrapped around. When I looked through the site, I couldn’t find one piece of man meat for these girls to play with in any of the content. But still, there was some hot shit on there that I was able to check out for free:

● An HD video of a cheap teen whore chilling on a leopard print bed in eastern Europe and chain-smoking. The vibe, and her meaty pussy, gave the impression of a post-sex cig, although you don’t see any dick in her.

● A busty redhead MILF from the Czech Republic sucking a cigar like it’s a fat dick and blowing smoke in the camera with tonnes of eye contact before the camera pans down to her perfect tits gently hidden between see-through lingerie.

Yeah, pretty hot, but I’ve been spoilt by internet porn. I had to switch to another tube site to get a proper hit of nicotine-themed filth because smoking-bitch.com was just too fuckin’ tame.

Design of The Site

The site was designed in 2000, and it sure doesn’t look like much has been done to modernise it since then! The logo is fuckin’ ancient and looks like it was made on ClipArt or some shit. It even has a cheesy image of a cigarette lighting up in the middle. Although, on the homepage, the logo does feature a standalone whore in a school uniform puffing on a cigarette with her tits out, so that kind of makes up for it.

The design of the site is a mish-mash of text and images. Some pictures you can click on, others you can’t. The pictures the site lets you click open in a separate window are in seriously good resolution.

The menu is so straightforward that even some cheap whore high on nicotine could navigate it blindfolded. It’s made up of three clip-art-style buttons that let you join, log in as a member, or contact the site admins.

What I Like About The Site

The quality of the smoking porn pics is phenomenal, whereas the videos are kind of meh. You can tell that these shots have been taken by someone who knows what they’re doing with a camera, but they’re certainly no Martin Scorsese when it comes to filming. 

The homepage is really well-populated for a paysite. Most premium porn sites offer you sweet fuck all when it comes to content samples, but smoking-bitch has a shitload of free porn to browse before you decide to sign up. 

As much as the models are pretty much entirely central and eastern European, they’re damn hot! Most are between 18 and forty, so there are no chain-smoking GILFs here. But if you want to see young bodies wreck themselves with the harmful effects of nicotine, this site has a lot to explore.

Also, the site promises that all women featured are real smokers. It might sound like nothing, but it is if you’re a smoker and know what to look for. All of the scenes have visible smoke with really deep inhales and exhales. It’s not some random non-smoking girl who’s just been handed a cigarette for the first time in her life.

What I Don’t Like

As much as I love smoking porn, there is a wide spectrum regarding this kind of kink. But Smoking-Bitch.com isn’t really that exciting. If you’re looking for depraved women sucking on nicotine sticks and tapping the remains into a submissive slave’s mouth, you won’t find it here.

This site is simply naked and semi-naked women puffing on smokes. In this day and age, there are way more exciting options for smoking fetishists out there.

Plus, all of the smoking models are from central and eastern European countries like Poland and the Czech Republic to Russia and Ukraine. Don’t get me wrong, these women are drop-dead gorgeous, but there’s nothing in the way of exotic beauties from Latin America, Africa, Asia, etc.

The site doesn’t have an SSL certificate and looks insecure. Admins, it’s gonna take more than a university dropout from Kharkiv with a cigarette in her 19-year-old mouth to hand over my credit card details and sign up to a site that ain’t secure.

Suggestions That I Have For The Site

Expand on your range of smoking porn. I don’t wanna pay nearly $35 a month for pictures of bitches smoking and nothing else. I wanna see MILFs getting fucked up the ass whilst casually dragging on a cigarette, I wanna see sex show whores smoking a cigarette with their cunt, and I really wanna see some sadistic sluts using a submissive slave’s mouth like an ashtray.

Also, diversify your range of models. I’ve been to Eastern Europe, and I know how damn hot the women are, but it’s a big world out there! Recruit some smoking Asian sluts, ebony bitches, and Latina whores to make the sight more attractive to a wider range of smoking porn fans.

Overall, the site is in dire need of an update. I noticed that the site claims to be updated regularly and has made great efforts to get the “last updated” date very recent, but that doesn’t hide the fact that the site looks like the type of shit I used to blow my load to in 2008. 

It doesn’t take long to notice that the site lacks an SSL certificate and an HTTPS connection. I’m not putting my credit card details on a site like that, and I doubt many other smoking kinksters will, either. Get a damn SSL cert! It’s free with most hosting providers.

Get a new logo! That thing deserves in an internet relic museum, not at the forefront of a premium porn site. It ain’t expensive to upgrade to a new logo, either.

Conclusion

Smoking-bitch.com succeeds in a few areas. It offers way more than most free porn sites when it comes to free sample content, and the photos they upload are seriously high-quality, artistic, and well-thought-out.

But when it comes to variety and excitement, it just isn’t worth the money. $35 is a lot to pay for a porn site that doesn’t have any women getting dicked down.

Sorry smoking-bitch.com, but this is a site I’m gonna have to stub out rather than stick my tongue out and beg for a hot Eastern European whore to tap her cigarette ash on my tongue.