Women Who Smoke

Next on the list of extremely odd fetishes that I need explained to me: smoking! Smoking kills, both the smokers and those around them. It’s a terrible vice. Then again, pornstars aren’t exactly known for their outstandingly healthy lifestyles. Plus, smoking makes sense as a fetish. It’s a phallic object that smokes. Hell, in most places in the world sucking cock is synonymous with smoking cigarettes, literally. They say “Smoke the cock” in a lot of places in the world. Not in in English, but you get the idea. They describe cock as a leather cigarette. <strong>I don’t have to strain myself too hard to figure out how a phallic object inside a woman’s mouth can be sexy</strong>. Plus, it’s a really filthy act so it reinforces the whole bad girl vibe. It’s especially welcome in femdom, or so I’ve found.

WomenWhoSmoke is a simple premium porn site with a simple mission statement. Most of it is already in the name. You get to watch babes smoke. You also get to see their vaginas. What a world we live in! You can get this damn specific and still get exactly what you bargained for. Apparently, this place was founded by professional model Rebecca Leah. I’ve never heard of her. I thought it was a misdirect, but sure enough, I checked her out and her official online business card has a link to this site. She really did start this place off. All right, fair enough. I have no reason to doubt her. I can’t find her in any of the content on the site to see if she’s actually featured. There’s one photo of her on the about page, but there’s no models list so I can see if she’s actually smoking for money on this site. There are more than enough bitches either way, though.

Retro Vibes

The videos on WomenWhoSmoke were all posted recently. I mean, the latest ones came out a few days ago and the older ones were uploaded a few years back. Makes sense. Visually, they don’t look it, though. They look like they were made in the late 90s. The resolutions is high as expected, but the actual shit you get to see just screams retro to me. I don’t know if it’s the idea of smoking that’s gotten kind of old for me – smoking on film was way more popular back in the day. No, I also have a problem with the general setups of the environments that these chicks are fucking in. Everything looks kind of … Eastern European.

I looked up the company behind these videos and it says they were registered in Cyprus, but they’re operated by a company in the Marshal Islands so for all we know these videos could have been recorded anywhere from the US to China. It’s not like I can geolocate the various clitori. These girls are white. Caucasian white, I mean. Other than that I have no information on them. The whole site just looks kind of B-tier, even though it does indeed deliver on everything they promise to. You don’t get any mainstream touches of quality. It’s sad, but the site delivers on what it sets out to do, so it’s not like I can fault them.

Many Ways to Smoke

Smoking as a sexual fetish is very similar to squirting and cumshots – you can’t have a whole video centered around it. It’s a feature, not a theme. You can’t have 30 minutes of nothing but smoking and call it porn. That’s more of an expo. To have porn you have to show pussy or at the very least have the girls throat something. So, throat something they do. They mostly throat dildos. I went through the extended tour on WomenWhoSmoke and I did not see any cocks. This works for me, though it might be a turn-off for you. A lot of men like seeing their female pornstars interacting with actual cock. Either way, I think it’s great that this is a more lesbian and solo themed site.

The girls either fap on their own or they touch each other while they play drinking games, or should I say smoking games. The cigarettes are always there. They’re there at the start, they’re there during the action and they’re there after the orgasm. In-between the smoking you get to see a ton of pussy, ass and titties, flopping around and generally satisfying you through the computer screen. I especially love the solo masturbation scenes that feature girls shoving . I would have liked to see more anal penetration, but it’s a bit sparse. I guess it’s hard to find women who both smoke and like anal penetration. It’s all about that Venn diagram overlap. The narrower you make it, the harder it is to find willing bitches.

Young Babes Ruining their Lungs

Most of the chicks on WomenWhoSmoke are in their 20s, with a couple of aspiring mommies sprinkled throughout, here and there. For all I know, these babes could all be teens, since smoking accelerates the aging process and all that. Still, I don’t wanna be presumptuous. I’d draw the average around 25, from what I’ve seen. These babes are young enough to be hot, but old enough to be experienced whores. They also seem to be having a lot of fun throughout these scenes, so they’re far from shy. They exude a lot of confidence when they’re stripping and touching each other.

This is probably the best part of having an all-girl site – the girls are a lot calmer and relaxed when there aren’t any men around to dick them. They get to have fun and you get to enjoy it vicariously. There does seem to be a preference for giant breasts in the casting process for WomenWhoSmoke. A lot of these babes have milkers the size of melons. I like large milkers. They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. The girls are also clearly natural smokers. I mean, they’re not pretending for the camera. They’re experienced. These are the kinds of girls you’re hoping to pick up at the club, I imagine.

Easy to Fap To

Whether you’re into smoking or not, you’ll find these videos very easy to enjoy, provided you actually like women. I’m guessing that since you made it this far, you do. These babes are hot, across the board. In-between the giant milkers and the few nubile petite babes on the site, you’re sure to find a babe for you. Hell, open up several videos at a time and fap to all of them in unison. Who’s gonna stop you? The site lets you watch as many videos as you’d like, provided you sign up for a subscription. You’re also free to download the videos, if you’d prefer to rewatch them later. I find it surprising how hard it is for me to find something to bitch about. I’m usually very hard to please.

I will admit that WomenWhoSmoke needs a visual overhaul, but it’s not the kind of complaint that the average fapper really cares about. The videos are great and they’re easy to watch. Who cares if the rest of the site looks janky? You’re going to be staring at the breasts the whole time you’re here anyways. Plus, the site is fast and it works great on mobile, so who gives a fuck about design?

Oddly Pricey

Hey guys, I did it! I found something to complain about! This place is way too expensive. Why? I do not know. It makes no sense. I know it’s hard to find babes willing to smoke, but it’s not so hard that you have to gouge me through my subscription. Maybe there’s something I’m missing. Maybe these girls are so top tier that not even I can recognize their worth. Nah, WomenWhoSmoke is trying to make bank. Check out this nonsense:

A one-month membership costs $22.50. Three months in advance bumps that … up to $26 a month. Yes, you heard that right. The per month price goes up when you pay for three months in advance. Why? How? Fuck you. They don’t care. They’re running a promo. There’s also a six-month membership for $22 a month. So…there’s that. I can’t make sense of this. The best deal is between $22 and $22.50. Either way, the content isn’t worth that, especially when it’s supposed to be discounted. For fuck’s sakes, who do these guys think they are? Brazzers? Get the fuck out of here. <strong>WomenWhoSmoke is a site of huge potential and very unique porn</strong>. It’s true to the name. The babes do indeed smoke. But with these fucked up prices, I can’t take them very seriously.