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AAA spanking! From time to time, I like to wax poetic on my reviews. We all get a little philosophical about our porn. How could we not? We spend all day, every day, watching it and beating our cocks into submission, so it's only natural that our minds would wander during these moments.

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The other day I was pondering spanking booty. No other body part has a unique name associated with its smacking. It's not like slapping a bitch in the arm is called splamming or some shit. Only the booty gets that treatment.

Why is that? What makes the booty so important? And why is beating it more fun than whooping any other part of the body? The first thing that comes to mind is its girth.

The booty is made of swaths of fat laid over thick muscle. There is so much flesh to dig into when you slap the shit out of it. Unless a bitch is in desperate need of a butter sandwich, there is no risk of you hitting bone. Meanwhile, if you smack a bitch in the arm, there is an eighty percent chance that you're hitting the pointy elbow.

Booty spanks pay off long after they've been provided to your victim because it's what a bitch uses to sit down. She will feel the sting for days if you lay into a slut with the proper strength. That means every time she sits, she has to think of you. How romantic... sort of.

Booties also pop out and away from the rest of body, providing a natural target for any blows you may throw. Asses are fucking asking for it. It almost makes me wonder if spanking was necessary for our evolutionary development. Would we be the same creatures without spanking? I'm no anthropologist or genetic scientist, but I don't think so.

Whatever the reason, the fact remains that spanking is a beloved human pastime. I don't see us ever getting bored of it, no matter how far we advance as a society. Fortunately, spanking is here to stay.

Considering that you guys have no bitches to spank or to spank you, you'll have to stick with porn. Good thing there are awesome spank porn sites like AAASpanking, also known as Triple A Spanking.

The triple AAA refers to the high quality of the porn on the site. Unfortunately, they will not give you a tow-n-spank if you crash your car on the side of the road. That would be a hell of a service if they offered it, though.

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I'll get into the meat of the site in a moment, but first, let us cover costs. Triple-A Spanking is a paysite. That's the only way you are getting access to such top-notch porn. Tube sites aren't what they used to be. If you haven't joined the paysite revolution, you will be soon. Perhaps resurgence is a better term than revolution. The revolution was in the nineties.

For folks looking for a non-reoccurring membership, your options are a one-month membership for $29.95, a six month for $99.95, or an annual for $149.95. The annual membership works out to only $12.50 a month. That's a savings of almost fifty percent compared to the monthly cost.

Choosing reoccurring membership offers you a price break also. You can do a one-month reoccurring plan for $27.95 or a three month for $56.95. Note that the six-month non-reoccurring is still cheaper than the three-month reoccurring membership. 

The web design pops off the screen and gets your penis chubbing before you've even watched anything. They know how to keep viewers engaged with the site. The main menu sits up top and includes the options Home, Members, Join, Cast, DVDs, Clips, Blogs, and Tours.

I love that some porn sites still include physical mediums. City slickers may not see the point, but plenty of rural places still have spotty internet connections. Nothing is worse than a porn video freezing when you're on your vinegar strokes. I've been thrown into a rage before, and rage is never a good emotion to feel when you're gripping your manhood.

The blog is another fun aspect of Triple A Spanking. It's split into five sections: Spanking Blogg, Lone Star, Teen Spankings, Bare Bottom, and Sarah's Blog. Each has its own flavor and group of passionate spank fans. You never know what you may learn or find here.

The cast page is full of sexy sluts that want nothing more than to have their asses reddened by phone cords and clothing hangers. If you like teens, check out Amber West, Ella Raine, or Alice D. If older MILFs are more your style, give Dana Specht, Madame Samantha B, or Miss Bernadette a shot. If you need a little color in your life, try out Blaire Monet, Daizy Cooper, or Danielle Hunt. The moral of the story is that there are bitches of every make and model here.

Let us not waste any more time before jumping into content, starting with "Dirty Veronica Disciplined." Veronica has been living with her Uncle John for some time. He has been her primary caregiver for years, and she was a very respectable lady in the past. Because of this, her Uncle gave her the space to be herself. Unfortunately, this is starting to backfire on him.

Veronica has taken the freedom her Uncle gives her as a green light to be a little slut. She goes out to clubs, stays out all night partying, buys revealing outfits, and then wears them around the house like it's a fucking bordello.

Soon Uncle John discovers that his beautiful and beloved niece has been working as a stripper. That's the final draw. It's time to teach this bitch a lesson that this type of behavior won't be tolerated under his roof.

When the Uncle confronts his niece about her employment, she looks down in shame. He asks what happened to the sweet innocent Veronica he used to know? Well, wherever that woman went, he is about to beat that bitch back into her.

Veronica begs not to be punished, but before she can finish, Uncle John already has her naughty ass over his knee. This beating is unavoidable. She isn't wearing panties, so every time his hand makes contact with Veronicas' booty, it jiggles and wiggles. It's enough to make my penis scream.

When he is done lecturing and spanking, it's clear that Veronica has not yet learned her lesson. She will require additional spanks. This job calls for a weapon, and the closest thing Uncle John has at hand is his trusty leather belt.

He removes the belt and tells Veronica to lay down on the couch. She dutifully complies, and Uncle John gives her the beating of her lifetime. She will never forget the time old U.J caught her being a stripper.

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My readers will also enjoy "Tutorial in Discipline." Violet Haze has recently been falling behind in her English studies. To help her pass her final exams, Violet's parents have hired a tutor named Miss Mathews. 

Violet's most recent batch of tests is in, and the results are less than stellar. Has Violet even been paying attention to Miss Matthews? Under questioning, Violet admits that she has not been reading the poetry of Sir John Betjeman, and she hates fucking Charles Dickens. 

Clearly, Violet isn't going to learn without being punished for her laziness and lack of attention. Miss Mathews has never failed in getting a student to pass, and she certainly isn't going to let a dumb slut like Violet ruin her unbeaten streak.

So it's time for her to break out the spankings. Spanking never fails to bring an unruly student back into line. Miss Matthews' hands have mastered the art of discipline, and for when hands aren't enough, she carries around a leather strap.

The tutor takes her student over her lap and pulls her white cotton panties down around her knees. This punishment will require a bare bottom. To warm up, Miss Matthews starts by using her hands. 

Every spank sends a wave of pain up and down Violet's body. Her booty waves back and forth like a Mexican soccer audience. Two things are about to happen. Violet is about to learn a lesson, and I'm about to cum a fat load.

Triple-A Spanking provides the type of high-quality spank porn we all dream of. These guys are big fans themselves, so they know exactly what we perverts want to see. As a result, every video you come across will be better than the last.

I do have one gripe with Triple A Spanking. They need some more well-known talent in their stables. Unless you watch porn all day and are somehow still good with names, you probably won't recognize many of the sluts. Big names are always a sure way to bring in fresh traffic.

You guys want spectacular spank porn, and Triple-A Spanking has enough of it to keep you busy for hours and hours.