Clara Fonda Pass

Whoever came up with the phrase less is more obviously wasn't thinking about porn. When tasked with answering the question, do you want more porn, the answer is always a resounding yes. 

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Why would I limit myself to one pair of tits? Why would I limit myself to one tab being open? Why would I limit myself to one video playing? I'm a fucking masturbation gremlin. The more, the better.

I'm always looking for more ways to get the most out of every second I watch porn. I wish I had the compound eyes of a fly. Or at least the eight eyes of a spider. At my humble abode, I have a porn multiplex theater that can play up to six videos at once. Nine if I include my phone and two tablets. That's enough porn to give a beta bitch a seizure.

Tube sites have made it possible to watch as much porn as a man can handle. The question is no longer about quantity. It's all about quality. What's the point of watching nine porn films at once if seven of them are garbage? I take that question back. Watching nine porn films of any quality at once is pretty awesome, but my original point still stands.

The paysite is having a resurgence as of late. Many of the classic free tube sites have been loaded with filler. It's not the same as it was a few years ago, and men are willing to pay to go back to the golden years.

But this new batch of paysites includes more for your dollar. Many give you access to a whole network of related sites. Who wants to pay for one site when they can get multiples for one low price?

That's what makes ClareFondaPass such a fantastic option for all my spank lovers out there. Does anyone not like spanking? I bet that even Mother Theresa liked to be spanked. Knowing how Catholic nuns are, she at least enjoyed spanking others.

Clare Fonda Pass is a network of five spanking sites, each with there own unique theme. These guys aren't bull shiting to increase their numbers. There is no shared content between the sites. Each is fresh and unique.

You can gain access to these babies for the low cost of 49.99 a month, which is automatically charged until you cancel your membership. They accept credit cards, checks, and EU direct pay. I can't believe they still accept checks. What year is this?

As I said, that price gets you entrance into five different themed spank sites. The first is Spanking Sorority Girls. This is the most classic of the five. When I think of spanking, it's sorority girls that come to mind. 

The Young and the Spankful

Spanking Sorority Girls is a brand new spanking site that features Veronica Ricci in the driver's seat. She is the new bushy-tailed sorority pledge trying to make a great impression on her new sisters. The school she attends is for wayward girls, so you can imagine how crazy shit gets in the dorm rooms. These bitches love to party their asses off.

It also features other sexy models, such as Snow Mercy, Sarah Gregory, and Kathrine St. James, along with some fresh talent you've probably never heard of. 

The show is more than just bitches spanking each other. It runs on a soap opera-like format that provides drama and context for these sexy beatings. It follows Veronica starting from her spanking roots. It was her mother that gave her her first ever whooping in high school. Ever since then, she has been in love.

By the time she was being hazed for her entrance into the sorority, she was a full-blown spanking addict. She couldn't get enough of that shit. There was nothing her sisters could do to turn spanking into a punishment.

That's probably what led Veronica to explore her sexuality with her fellow pledges. If getting spanked makes Veronicas' pussy drip, then it only makes sense that she should be getting eaten out by these cunts. Especially considering this bitch is attending school with some of the hottest sluts ever to have a hand placed against their ass.

The problem is that besides sexy sluts, the school is also populated by a religious staff. It's nothing but priests, nuns, and cardinals in that bitch, and they are quick to provide corporal punishment to anyone trying to break the rules. Of course, this doesn't download as punishment to Veronica, so she has no problem getting in a bit of trouble.

The second site is called My Spanking Roommate. It stars Kay Richards and Madison Martin as roommates in a beautiful household. We all know how difficult it can be to live with a roommate. My readers know better than most considering your roommates are also your landlords and parents. But hey, you can't beat the price of a free basement apartment.

To make sure that the roommates always treat each other with respect, they provide discipline to anyone who steps out of line. For example, if Kay leaves dishes in the sink, Madison responds by giving her a firm spanking with her hand. If it happens again, Madison may have to break out the weapons like an extension cord or horse crop. We all have one of those lying around the house, don't we?

They are also punished by other people in their lives who know that they secretly love it. This includes their bosses, the landlady, and some pissed-off neighbors. The videos have a reality show feel so you can be a fly on the wall jerking off with all six of your legs.

The third site is titled Spanked Call Girls. As you can guess, this site gives us an intimate look into the lives of escorts, pimps, and the Johns that require their services. The nature of the job also brings them in contact with jealous partners, slutty bitches, and a madam that doesn't take any shit. 

Spanking seems to follow these whores around everywhere. They get it from bosses, Johns on the job, police, and partners at home. By the time a day passes, these bitches asses are tenderized like a chicken fried steak. 

As one should anticipate by now, these spankings aren't just delivered by hand. They include strapping, paddling, whipping, and caning. Everyone loves a little variety in their lives. Spanked Call Girls goes back to a more classic porn format without a theme like soap operas or reality shows.

Once Upon a First Time Spank

The fourth is named Spanked Sweeties. The other sites are populated with cunts that know how to take a stiff beating. It's not their first rodeo, and they have already suffered enough to fall in love with ass slapping. However, that's not the case with bitches on Spanked Sweeties.

The content on this site falls into one of two categories. The first is bitches that were spanked while they were growing up. These ladies are interviewed about the experience and then act out the scenarios for the viewers' pleasure.

The second is bitches that have never been spanked before. Yes, gents. I'm talking about spank virgins. They are a rare bunch, but they exist, and it's a blast to spank the unholy fuck out of them. The look of shock and pain on their face is fucking priceless. 

That brings us to Girl Spanks Girl. The only thing that compares to the joy of spanking a bitches booty yourself is watching two sluts spank each other. It just feels right. Like its the way God intended for spank porn to be consumed.

Girl Spanks Girls is the place to see bitches whipping each other, fooling around with each other's bodies, kissing, rubbing, and using toys. There are tons of full-length spank videos, including many that feature some severe discipline. It also includes all of Clare Fondas' infamous "Exclusive Education" series. There is no better way to teach a dumb slut how to act than whooping her ass. It's the only way they listen.

Clare Fonda Pass is the ultimate collection of spank-themed sites. If you consider yourself a spanking connoisseur, you owe it to yourself to purchase a membership. The value is through the fucking roof, so you'll never run out of fresh spank content to beat your man meat to. 

As far as improvements go, I wonder if they have pondered selling separate memberships to just one or two of the available sites. Perhaps it's not financially viable for them, but if so, they should try it out.

Clare Fonda pass knows what spank fans want, and they deliver it in spade. You'll never need another spank porn site again. Clare has you covered.