Dreams Of Spanking

Who the fuck is Pandora Blake?! I have just landed on dreamsofspanking.com, and this name is the first thing that I see. Oh, this Pandora chick runs dreamsofspanking.com, meaning that I am about to see lots of text and those made-up, fucked-up, hyphenated adjectives that only the chicks use. Let's see! Yeah, sex-positive, gender-affirming studio, blah, blah, blah. Listen, Pandora, before I go any further with this review, let me tell you that I am a rude motherfucker who doesn't care about equality as long as the content is freakin hot! Let's see if I will like dreamsofspanking.com!

Something for everyone

I am reading a shit ton of text on dreamsofspanking.com's about us section, trying to realize what I am dealing with. Pandora claims to love all of the people who work with her and all of the audience that is into spanking, despite their gender, orientation, and kinks. I guess that is really nice! Dudes watching smut on dreamsofspanking.com are sure to remember all the love the actors share among themselves while busting a nut! Yeah, so fucking romantic!

This joint was launched in 2011, and it has been trying to change the brutal industry rules since then! Namely, all people that shoot porn for dreamsofspanking.com are paid equally, despite their gender, age, or size, and the smut on this website is more ethical. Nothing hotter than an ethical porn joint packed with weirdos who sing Imagine all the people living life in peace, while screwing around. Goddamn hippies!

Seriously now, this Pandora lady seems to have a vision! Other fetish studios might feel encouraged to follow the same ethical road once they realize that dreamsofspanking.com is a successful website. To contribute, I have decided to write an in-depth review on dreamsofspanking.com and send the signal to the world that the roughest of dudes appreciates the hard work that webmasters and studios put into shooting high-quality porn. I must be under the influence of all the love and understanding that exudes from dreamsofspanking.com!

It's time to focus on the content

The homepage presents the latest releases. It looks like the collection is updated once a week, which is acceptable when you take into consideration that dreamsofspanking.com is a fetish website. Above each flick, you will get to see its running time and the number of pics in featured galleries. The thumbnails show a short video preview, which is a big plus in my book, and there is a big list of tags below each clip that helps you realize what to expect from a video beforehand.

The content looks kinky. Amateur models add even more spice to this whole spanking ordeal because viewers tend to find fetish content more credible if the models are not widely known. Oh, that is Pandora! She is getting spanked, not by one, but two leather belts! A grandpa teams up with a brunette slut and beats the shit out of Pandora's round, jiggly ass. I am starting to like this perverted bimbo! A lot of the videos are infused with BDSM scenes, but the focus is on the fact that all the kinky shit that takes place is consensual. Simply put, if you want to watch rape, you better fuck off to some Chinese XXX website! I have reviewed a lot of these joints on theporndude.com!

What you're gonna get for your money

Dreamsofspanking.com is a premium website that won't unlock its doors to just any fucker who comes around! All people are welcome to shoot porn for dreamsofspanking.com, despite their gender, skin color, and age, but the same doesn't go for the viewers. Only the selected few who are ready to spend a couple of bucks on membership are welcome. An interesting concept, don't you think? On the other hand, I understand that all those paddles, birches, whips, and leather belts cost some money, so asking for membership is perfectly normal and justified. 

The first thing that you have to do is to sign-up because you'll need your profile to get an activation link. Once that is done, you will need to choose a membership plan. The prices are - 30 days £20 (non-recurring), 90 days £50 (non-recurring), and 365 days £99.95 (non-recurring). If you choose the recurring membership, you will save £5 per month. Once you make the payment, you will get access to all of the dreamsofspanking.com content, including videos, audio content, and photo sets. Unfortunately, the website design is not responsive, meaning that you will have a hard time enjoying the content on your smartphone. Not something I expected from a premium joint, to be honest.

All paying members get to stream and download over 300+ adult movies that focus on the spanking fetish. Of course, you won't have to worry about grainy flicks but enjoy spanking in high definition. Full-resolution galleries are also downloadable and in ZIP files, which makes the whole ordeal faster and more convenient. Exclusive members get access to a shitload of behind-the-scenes footage, interviews, and photos. If you are into this whole "we love each other and accept everyone for who they are" shit, you're gonna love behind-the-scenes. 

How to find the content of your liking

Filtering tools are important! However, when fetish websites are in question, I can't seem to decide if these tools are essentials or just cool add-ons. If you use your common sense, you'll realize that people who come to fetish websites that focus on a specific thing don't need as many filtering options as poor fuckers who ask for smut on tube websites. 

I haven't found any advanced filtering options on dreamsofspanking.com, but I don't see it as a major fuck-up. I have already mentioned the tags below each video. Some of the tags I saw are BDSM, breast whipping, hand spanking, POV, nipple clamps, barefoot, and so on. The tags are clickable and open a list of all videos that contain that certain tag. Another way to filter the content is by the image, keyword, or performer criteria. Let's focus on the last one for a minute. 

Who the fuck are these people?

The people shooting spanking scenes are playmates and real-life friends, and Pandora hopes that you will feel the chemistry between the actors. I was ready to make another awkward joke about this, but who am I to judge these people?! I mean, if playing chess with someone who has just birched the shit out of you sounds like a good idea, I have nothing against it. I was too lazy to count the models, but my guess is that the list counts over 70 names. 

I haven't recognized a single person here. No famous models. Just a bunch of pervs who are anything from older men to teen sluts and busty MILFs. If some performer catches your attention, you will get to read their bio, which includes info like location, official website (if they have it), and stuff like education, hobbies, marital status, and turn-ons. Below each name, you will find an extensive list of tags. In some cases, the bios are extensive, counting up to 600 words. 

A couple of things to note before the end

Before I finish this review, let me tell you that dreamsofspanking.com allows members to order custom content. Basically, if you are into something peculiar and are willing to pay good bucks for it, dreamsofspanking.com will consider your request, wait till you make the payment, and send you a custom video that has been made to cater to your fetish needs. Pandora and her team have been doing this since 2009, meaning that there is nothing they haven't seen before. There is no need to be shy!

Well, fuckers, there you have it. Dreamsofspanking.com really went above and beyond to create an informative website that presents one of the hottest fetishes from a different angle. Yes, I am a rude motherfucker who is as harsh as it gets, but I have enough experience in the biz to realize that it is beyond hard to make a name for yourself as a unique website in the adult entertainment industry. 

Dreamsofspanking.com is one of a kind. I can guarantee you that. When it comes to the content, I guess that you'll need to go premium to decide if it rocks your boat. My job is done here! Now it's your turn to explore this place through and through. Happy spanking, motherfuckers!