Firm Hand Spanking

Is that Dani Daniels getting spanked?! What I know about this chick is that she has never been into anal, which has always annoyed the shit out of me, but it looks like Dani is way cooler than I thought! She shoots smut for firmhandspanking.com! Yeah, yeah, you have to be an adult to enter this website because it's tough and kinky...cut the crap! All fetishists are welcome to firmhandspanking.com! High-class models and superb production are more than enough reasons to enter firmhandspanking.com in your browser and explore this joint with me! Let's begin!

Initial thoughts on firmhandspanking.com

Well, something is off. That is my first impression of this website. Truth be told, I am still looking around without focusing on details, trying to walk into the regular visitor's shoes. The page keeps bragging about award-winning models and hot locations where they shoot their porn. That's fine, but investing a couple of bucks in the website design would be another cool idea! Firmhandspanking.com, c'mon now! Your landing page looks like it has been designed by a blind man who hasn't seen a proper XXX website in his entire life! What the fuck is that obsolete, horrendous, blue background about?! 

Firmhandspanking.com shoots smut in the USA and the UK, meaning you'll get to hear a lot of "fock my fockin' cunt"! The bragging party never stops here! Yep, the releases are HD, the ladies are hot, and the content is fetish. Fine, firmhandspanking.com, we got your point! To begin with, you can subscribe to a newsletter, but that is something that only really horny and desperate fuckers do! I want to tell you how to access hardcore smut on firmhandspanking.com! Leave the newsletter to the sissies!

A fair share of perversions

Let me tell you something first! That Fifty Shades movie has always been a huge riddle for me! The acting is fucking awful, and that chick looks and acts like a dumb-ass! Since the guy is rich, the chicks find him to be eccentric. If he was a poor guy, they would have probably started a riot to get the man behind bars. Fucking double standards! Firmhandspanking.com is either run by a chick or is aware of the movie's huge popularity since the tagline is Fifty shades of spanking. How imaginative! I would have never thought of something that clever! 

At the time of this review, firmhandspanking.com counted a little less than 3K movies. The website has been around for over two decades, meaning that they had plenty of time to collect fetish porn and that they didn't waste time. Three thousand movies is a lot, but over 74K photos is fucking huge! Yep, that's how many naughty pics you will find on firmhandspanking.com! Another thing that I read in a little box on firmhandspanking.com named Firm Hand Stats is that new releases land on firmhandspanking.com every two days or so. That's not all! This joint boasts over 140 models who come from the UK and Europe.

Original fetish content for all spanking lovers

As a regular member, you get to see video trailers. Each trailer lasts around half a minute, which is more than enough to realize what the video is about. To further enjoy the fetish content on firmhandspanking.com, you will have to choose a membership plan, depending on the depth of your pockets. Your options are as follows - $24.95 for one-month access, $39.95 for a two-month membership, $49.95 for three months, $89.95 for a 6-month subscription, and $149.95 for a whole year. You can choose if you want the recurring or the non-recurring option. 

Let me tell you something! Choosing a membership plan is not an easy decision. Spending almost $150 bucks on a website might be a fucking disaster, but rest assured that firmhandspanking.com is worth it. First of all, firmhandspanking.com is packed with content which is not something I commonly see on fetish websites. Secondly, premium websites differ from free ones in a number of aspects - picture quality, scenarios, models, video angle, and so on. Keep reading this review to find out everything that you are gonna get once you go premium on firmhandspanking.com.

Another cool thing I discovered is that you can make single purchases. Once you click on the download button, the website will take you to a page where you get to buy single videos and then download them. The prices range from $5.99 to $11.99, depending on the videos' theme, length, models, etc. It's nice to know that you have an alternative choice and that you get to test the waters and decide whether firmhandspanking.com is something you would pay to go premium. Maybe this is the best way to find out what the firmhandspanking.com content is about.

A little something on content

Let me tell you what I saw on the first page. You don't expect me to look at the whole collection, do you?! The latest flick shows a naughty secretary with big tits and a round ass that gets spanked by her elderly boss. Yeah, the guy looks like an old fart, but he sure knows how to spank a booty hard and rough. Then, there was this mischievous teen who got spanked by her teacher. In a nutshell, you'll get to see lots of corporal punishment, disciplinary spanking, paddling, brushing, and birching. 

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the spanking actions are damn hot! The bad news is that that's all you'll get to see on firmhandspanking.com, meaning no blowjobs, ass banging, pussy licking, and other stuff you see on regular porn pages. However, that is an expected scenario since firmhandspanking.com is a fetish website that focuses on a certain thing. The majority of videos can be downloaded in 720p, and the galleries can be downloaded without any limitations once you go premium.

Lots of cool stuff I also discovered

I was eager to hit the Models section and see if any names rang any bells. Before I dig any further, let me tell you that firmhandspanking.com claims to present authentic, real reactions to spanking since the majority of models got spanked for the first time when shooting for firmhandspanking.com. I guess that is something I can't check, so I have no other option but to take their word for it. If you ask me, one can never get used to being spanked to the verge of tears!

I was stoked to see Dani Daniels, but I have to admit that all the other hotties on this joint looked like amateurs. I might have seen Belinda Lawson in porn before, but all the other chicks were complete strangers. Then again, I am not a spanking kind of guy, meaning that you fuckers might come across your favorite tart. Another fuck-up is that there are no models' bios, and you can't click on the name and get a list of all pornos on the website featuring a certain model. I found that funny, to say the least. There are some standards that premium websites need to live up to.

In case you get stuck, you may send an email to firmhandspanking.com or read the extensive FAQ section on the website. Another cool section is named webmasters, which is meant to announce that all webmasters are welcome to promote firmhandspanking.com by joining a revenue sharing program. This page ain't as informative as I would like it to be, but the commission rates are not that important for this review. My today's mission is to help you find something to wank off to, and if you are interested in how the revenue ordeal works, you are welcome to visit pornwebmasters.com and educate yourself.

Let's sum it up

Sometimes, the conclusion is just bullshitting where I sound like I promote a page and urge you to visit the place that I am reviewing. I won't do that today! I won't tell you to go premium and enjoy the endless possibilities offered by firmhandspanking.com. Since you are here, reading this review, you are into spanking. If you have the money, and you really want to spend it to watch premium fetish porn, be my fucking guest. Do whatever you want to do with your money and your spare time! Who am I to tell you what to do! Off I go!