Momma Spankings

It's a little weird that for most of us, our first experiences with spanking are with parents. The fact that many of those kids grow up to have spanking fetishes is concerning at best. Is this how incest became such a popular genre of porn?

Or is the opposite the case? Is spanking becoming more popular because parents don't whip their kids like they used to? This new batch of humans never saw spanking as a form of punishment. They grew up only ever experiencing spanking in porn and sports.

Speaking of odd shit, it's a bit odd how popular spanking is in sports and the military. Why has spanking become an institution in two of the most masculine environments? Is it a way to balance the absurd amounts of testosterone? Do all men have the secret urge to touch each other's butts?

I've heard people posit that all guys are a little bit gay, but I can't agree. Trust me, if I could be gay, I would. Every guy would. Being gay looks like it's objectively more fun than being straight. Have you ever seen Grindr? Jesus fucking Christ. It's the kind of Godless wasteland I need in my life.

How much fun is it getting together with your boys? It's a fucking blast, right? You watch sports, play video games, eat BBQ, and drink beer. What's not to love? But imagine how much better it would be if blow jobs made their way into the mix? It would be perfect.

Honestly, I think the booty is so well-crafted for spanking that we do it whether we are attracted to the person or not. It's hanging right out there, ready to be grabbed and slapped by any random passers-by.

From Hairbrush, to Big Slut

However, for many millions, their first spank experience is with their parents. For a select few of us, those moments become a formative aspect of adulthood. Its effect can take many forms, the most fun of which is a mother-daughter spank fetish. 

One of the cool things the human brain does is turn childhood traumas into fetishes. Come on, genes. What a fucked up thing to do to yourself. I get spanked for bad grades a couple of times, and now I can't cum unless a stranger beats me half to death with a hairbrush? What a wild world we live in.

Most of my readers still live with their parents, so getting spanked remains on the menu. I'm sure a few of you just got done masturbating while thinking about your mom slapping your bum. For the rest of you fucks I present MommaSpankings.

Momma Spanking is a site wholly dedicated to the collection of mother-daughter spank smut. The world is full of female doms who love to play the role of mommy for sub daughters who want to get their asses beat in.

Within these hallowed walls, you can find over the knee bare bottom spanking, mouth soaping, diapering, caning, hairbrush spanking, strapping, and plenty more.

The site is lovingly crafted and maintained by Sarah, who is in a relationship with several cast members on the site, including Miss Elizabeth, Miss Bernadette, and Dana Specht. That says a lot about Miss Sarah.

Praise Be To Bad Parenting

Sarah is many years the junior to Liz, Bernie, and Dana. I can only imagine what was happening in the Sarah household while she was growing up. I'm going to guess that it involved a lot of drinking, yelling, and beating. Drinking, yelling, and beating are the holy trinity of producing a proper slut. 

I would like to extend a thank you to all the terrible parents out there. You're doing the Lord's work. I promise to fuck the shit out of your daughters every chance I get.

The site looks a bit like an online magazine about supercars. I love that the background is a soft cream as opposed to a harsh computer-paper-white. The main menu resides below the header and includes the options DVD store, Members, Join, Custom vids, and Cast.

If you regularly read my articles, then you know that I still love DVDs. I don't watch them often, but they become invaluable if I'm traveling to a location with spotty internet. Motherfuckers in Alaska don't have 5G. They rely on physical media to bring them all the porn their cold little hearts require.

The unique services offered on Momma Spanking come at a price. This is a paid premium spank site, so prepare to open your wallet and dispense of some disposable income. Don't fret too much, though. You won't have to take a second mortgage anytime soon. What the fuck am I talking about? If you bastards have a mortgage, then my penis has wings. 

There are several pricing options to fit a wide range of budgets. For those looking for non-reoccurring payments, you can choose from a thirty-day membership for $29.95, a ninety day for $59.95, or a half-year for $99.95.

Those that don't mind a recurring bill score themselves a little discount. Your options are a thirty-day membership for $25.95 or a year membership for $149.95. You know me. I had to go for the full year option. I don't fuck around. I have a dedicated card for only paysites. I'm earning frequent flyer miles every time I jerk off, baby.

Speaking of unique services, I'm sure you motherfuckers noticed the "custom video" option. That's right. Sarah will craft you the spank and or fetish content of your dreams. She will follow your direction to a T and provide you with the best porn experience of your life.

Sarah has a massive list of slutty performers she can call on at any time to become a cast member in your personalized porn. Sarah owns a huge forty-six hundred-square-foot studio complete with a basement. She has the set pieces on hand to film period pieces, school classroom settings, and even a medical wing. This bitch does not fuck around. I'm about to send this bitches parents some money.

Email Sarah to get the customization process started. Prices vary depending on length, setting, severity of the beating, and whether or not it's exclusive. If you don't mind Sarah using the video on one of her sites, you'll receive a considerable discount.

It's content time motherfuckers. "Not Good Enough" is the first video to grab my attention. Mommy is well past disappointed in her daughter Willow. Mommy and her husband spend a lot of money sending her to an upper-class private school, but Willow refuses to pay attention in class. It's not that she is a dumb bitch, she just won't focus, and now she is doing poorly in every single class.

Mommy knows what she has to do to get Willow to focus, spank that slut. She starts by using her hands, but that's only foreplay. Before long, she upgrades to a paddle and eventually the classic hairbrush.

While this brutal beating takes place, Mommy also uses stern words to chastise her lazy daughter. I can tell by the look on Willows' face that the words hurt almost as much as the whooping. By the time Mommy is done, Willows' ass looks like it has been covered in clown makeup.

Lifting Up the Party Dress

Next up is "Slutty Anastasia Spanked." Anastasia has been sneaking out of the house lately, and her mommy is starting to catch on. One day, she finally catches her daughter in the act. Ana was busted red-handed, wearing a slutty dress, trying to escape through a window. 

Mommy isn't having any of this bullshit. She asks Ana where the fuck she thinks she is going, and Ana replies, "a party." That was the wrong fucking answer. She should have said church or school. 

At first, Mommy only sits Ana down to give her a tongue lashing, but it's clearly not getting through. The only way to teach Ana right from wrong is to beat it into her. 

To that end, Mommy lifts Ana's slutty skirt up over her head and lays into her bare bottom with a firm hand. Then, once her ass is beet red from the whooping, mommy breaks out the hairbrush to finish the job.

The development of Momma Spanking started many years ago when Sarah's great-great-grandmother had her first drink in high school. Thus began the domino effect of terrible parenting that eventually led Sarah to start her own mother-daughter-themed porn site. Don't let generations of liquor drinking and physical abuse go to waste by not giving Momma Spanking a visit.

My single complaint about Momma Spanking is all the hairbrush use. The universe is full of objects that can be used to spank a bitch, but this site loves to stick with Hairbrushes. I assume that must have been the weapon of choice in the Sarah household. They work, but I wouldn't mind a little variety. 

Whether your parents hit you or not, everyone can find something to love on Momma Spanking.