Shadow Lane

When hearing the title, you might think of the working title for a third-rate fantasy romance novel that was inspired by E. L. James. Upon seeing certain web pages, this site might not exactly stir feelings of general excitement, let alone arousal. But if you are into spanking smut, I think you should reconsider what you might first think. So, let me challenge your presuppositions and get you to consider cumming to the content jammed en masse onto this site.

Like Amateurs And Variety? You'll Love These Models Then

Admittedly, the website itself is about as stimulating as seeing a septuagenarian nun bat her eyelashes at you. But where this site lacks in stylistic web design, it makes up for when it comes to the diversity of the many models, all of which I am nearly certain you have never heard of. And to quote that secretively cougar-ish celebrity, Martha Stewart, that's a good thing.

Having a fond familiarity with many of the fap stars who specialize in fetish porn, I did not see any names that I know on this site. I did do a little more digging around on the Model page and found that the performers are all amateurs or new entrants, at the very least. There are the occassional semi-famous performers who show up, like Nikki Rouge. But for the most part, you won't see anyone familiar. So, if you like seeing fresh faces or simply enjoy variety in your spank stars, you'll really like this website.

How Many Variations On The Ass Swatting Thing Are There?

To be honest, Shadow Lane's content is a little formulaic, but not in a boring sense. It reminded me more of a gonzo movie which does follow the same format with the fun coming from the details and little varieties that come with each performance.

In this case, all of the scenes end and usually start with an over-the-knee spanking. The variations come in the form of who is doing it and how. Often the spanker (if that is a word) is a burly man, but there are plenty of scenes in which the dominating person is a very fine madam. Whatever the case, the one getting the whuppin' is always a wimpy woman.

When it comes to how the butt beating happens, there are, of course, going to be a grand number of videos with just an open hand. Other than that, you'll see everything from brushes, paddles, switches, and other 'classy' instruments.

Whatever the case, all scenes end with the sub's ass being redder than the devil's dick. Typically, once the sub is sufficiently whipped, she uses her freshly ruddied body to provide more direct sexual pleasure for the dom.

The Quality Of These Uploads Needs Another Section To Describe!

To be honest, when it comes to visual quality, I say, "eh, not so great, at least compared to the premium porn that I am familiar with." To expand on that initial thought, the visuals are a little grainy but not exactly YouTube video level circa 2010. I am not so sure when some of these were recorded, it could be a nice thing since a lot of films have a vintage '80s or '90s quality to them. Come to think about it; if you do like the retro look, then perhaps you might like the look of these videos.

The Store Offers Superb Sexy Products

With hundreds of scenes filmed, it is appreciated that they sell hard copies of their movies. There are several DVDs on sale which feature themed movies and cream conjuring compilations. It seems to me that the standard price is between $19.95 and $29.95, which is a little steep to me. But they often have sales that will put the price point on the lower end of that scale.

They also have an excellent number of retro publications and books, all about the main site's theme. They also have a multi-volume magazine called the Shadow Lane series, which is exclusive to this site.

The streaming service is super swift, and members can download as many times as they want. A weird thing to me is that they do not provide advanced formats for sale like a pay-per-view option, nor do they sell Blu-Rays. Then again, given the low resolution, what would be the point?

The Cost Of Membership Is Not Too Extremely Expensive

To pay for any of this intense content, you have several options. All major credit cards are accepted, and they even provide backup options if your credit card gets declined. Besides that, they do take PayPal, which is a little shocking given how weird that service gets about doing business with the sex industry.

When it comes to payment periods, what you pay for is not all that bad. As per industry standard, one month will run you $29.99. But there are cheaper ways, long-term at least, to get access to this website if you pay for long-term packages. So, let's see how these pricing options break down in different ways.

For a season's pass, you will need $59.99 upfront, which comes down to only twenty bucks a month. Half a year is a total one-time charge of $74.99 or a little under three dollars a week. And for an annual package, you end up paying under one-hundred and twenty US dollars, or about a mere three pennies a day!

Here Is How You Can Pay For Your Subscription – And Maybe Make More Moola

If you plan on making back the money that you spent on this site, there is also a decent affiliate program as well. In fact, I would say that it is one of the better affiliate programs I have seen on a fetish site. They provide you with all of the needed tools, including tools to track your traffic and progress. Your links are easy to manage, and your payout history is carefully documented. Speaking of payout, you can get fine flat fees for guest purchases and sign-ups. And you might be able to snag up to 65% revenue sharing.

Do I Think That You Should Submit And Pay For This Porn?

I have mixed feelings about this website. I do like that there are a ton of videos of fetish porn that stick to the site's theme. The web design is alright, if a little bit boring, but the mobile version needs to be updated for this stage of the 21st century. Still, it is cool that a lot of the models are unknown or are sort of secretly famous but not well known to a lot of people not familiar with Euro smut performers. Then again, that might turn some people off, especially with the vintage look that the videos sport here. Still, I cannot be too harsh about this website since it does spanking porn so well, so I am giving this one four hands out of five.