Real Squirt

I am curious, fellow sex freak. Which caught your eye first when you clicked on this webpage? Was it the promotional thumbnail or the title of the site of focus?

Because when I first looked at Real Squirt's main page, the promo line reads, "real female ejaculation – no pee, no water, no tricks – just squirting cuties." I have seen a lot of porn advert lines before, but that one really stuck out to me. It certainly got my prick up. And then I started looking around the main page and the rest of the site and noticed a strange mix of good, bad, and kinda sort of 'meh' aspects on Real Squirt. So with that introduction, let's go through the woo, boo, and so-so parts of this site.

Woo: This Site's Videos Certainly Live Up To The Description

As far as delivering the goods in the form of videos showing off horny hotties spraying out of their vags like a firehose on a fire, Real Squirt does not disappoint.

They have a host of hot movies of solo sluts getting their jollies posing in front of the camera, feeling up their fit figures, fingering their lady parts, and often finally drilling their holes with massive vibrators. Or perhaps they might have one of their best friends do that to them and return the favor. Whatever the case, these ladies cum so hard that they blast the bed (and sometimes the camera) with their genital juices.

Some of the videos are a bit on the short side, being around ten to twelve minutes long. But I suppose if you are a quick wanker, that could be a plus. And there are plenty of videos that are closer to the industry standard of more than twenty minutes to half an hour.

Boo: I Want To See More Pictures Of Pussies Pulsing With Juice

As other porn sites often do (though sadly not all of them), this one includes a series of salacious pictures from the shot before, during, and after the footage. That is not the problem, but it is the fact that there are hardly any. I have found in my travels across the online smut-verse that you will often find fifty, sixty, seventy, even a couple of hundred photos in a gallery per scene.

But on Real Squirt, you will be lucky if you see fifty photos per upload, and it gets even more depressing. However, their photographers are, they probably should go to school to learn how to capture the sexiness of a scene. And the quality of the pics is not exactly what I would call high definition, either.

So-so: The Models Are Marvelous, And Others Are Meh

Alright, I normally have nothing but good things to say about a porn site's models, even if the content, web design, or price is terrible. They are porn performers, and recruiters tend to know what they are doing and who to hire. Plus, I admire anyone who is willing to put themselves out there for our viewing pleasure. But seriously, some of these models look pretty good, others are great, but then they have some performers who really are not all that hot. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, sure, but many of these babes would not exactly qualify as being on my C-list.

Boo: The Website Design Needs To Be Completely Redo

Webpages made circa 2004 eat your heart out. When you start navigating around this site, it will be immediately obvious that it has an antiquated design that has not been improved for, well, decades. It is not that Real Squirt is broken or hard to navigate around. And really, it is not completely ugly. But still, I cannot help but get bored, almost offended, by the retro design that features obnoxious flashing promotional links to join, low- to mid-resolution pictures, and a complete lack of mobile optimization.

Woo: They Do Have Live Shows With Their Models

Apparently, they also do webcam shows as well though I have reason to believe it would be with newer models rather than those featured in the videos. (I will get into why that is a couple of sections from now.) According to the site, they do private and one-on-one shows with high broadband quality. Keeping with the theme of this website, they feature females who are young, horny, and willing to do almost anything on camera if the money is right – not just masturbate until they ejaculate, though there is plenty of that.

So-so: The Price And Means Of Joining Is Mostly Decent

If you feel so inclined (of course, my final recommendation, if you should, will be at the end) to get a membership, you will not have to pay too much. Keeping with what most other websites charge, this one charges you $29.95 a month or $59.95 for three, and annual subscriptions are $89.95 total.

The monthly cost is not exactly ideal for me. But a yearly plan is effectively eight dollars a month, which is much better than most other websites' three hundred and sixty-five-day plans.

But they say the best things in life are free, right? Well, as it turns out, they do provide uncensored squirt smut without charge. Of course, this trial account does not give you access to all of the features a full membership does. But it is nice when you can enjoy erotica that has not been ripped from somewhere else and degraded down to 240p without spending a cent.

The shitty part is how you pay. Clearly, being a sign of when this website was being made, the only option you have to submit payment is with a major credit card. And that is it. They don't take gift cards, debit cards, PayPal, and obviously, not any form of crypto.

Woo: To Be Honest, The Rest Of The Network Is Pretty Good

Since this is an older (or should I say ancient?) site, I can say that they were a bit ahead of the curve when it comes to bundling membership to Real Squirt with several other websites. As a Real Squirt subscriber, you get access to Cover My Face, Club Peter North, Fuck That Asian, Load My Mouth, and dozens of others. There are over fifty thousand videos and even more pictures to please yourself, too. So, I doubt you'll run out of retro porn to jerk to.

Just don't click on the link to the e-store. They sell plenty of fine porn but nothing associated with Real Squirt or any of its sister sites.

Boo: Do Not Expect Too Much When It Comes To Updates

Contrary to what one of the promotional graphics says, there aren't exactly daily additions.

As Real Squirt is such an aged website like the rest of the network, they don't really add much new stuff in any form. There are some parts of the network that have not seen an upload since 2010 or before that! Again, it is cool that the parent company provides free previews and shit, but if you like seeing fresh fap material on a regular basis, you aren't going to get any here.

And The Verdict From Me Is This

As to whether or not this site is ultimately getting a good, bad, or just decent enough rating from me, I have to go with the last option. If you like watching all sorts of women getting wet and wild, albeit in substandard visual quality, then knock yourself out. Since you can get a free trial account, I would not skip this one over. Still, do not think that this vintage-looking site is going to be on the level of Brazzers or anything.