Squirted

There are few moments in life that shine as brightly as when a bitch squirts all-over your cock. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but women sometimes fake orgasms. They never do it with me, but hell, I plow them to hell and back with a 12-inch monster dong. Not everyone is equally endowed. Sometimes men fail to satisfy women, so the women fake an orgasm or two to make them feel better. More importantly, they do this to speed up the action and get it over with. Squirting is sort of like the polar opposite of faking an orgasm. It’s an orgasm that you can’t fake. Hell, it can be seen from space and heard from neighboring zip codes. Bitches really wile when they start to spray waterfalls out of their vaginas. If you get that liquid on your cock, you know you’re a winner.

Not to ruin your fantasies, but science has discovered that squirt juice is in fact nothing but piss, but it comes out during orgasms, so the bitch is technically not peeing. She’s … exploding piss onto your cock. Now, don’t tell me that this deters you, because that would be very gay of you. Hell, vaginas in general are quite gross and unsanitary, but we do what we must because we can. Plow the bitches and extract the pussy juice. It is your destiny. Just for your information, if you can’t get a bitch to squirt, it could be something she’s naturally incapable of doing, or you could be fucking it up yourself, so watch a tutorial once in a while. With all that said, if you don’t have a bitch to milk for pussy juice, then read on and I’ll tell you all about a website that could change your fapping experience forever.

Top Notch Website

Squirted is a majestic triple-A porn site with an overly simple name and an even simpler concept. You come here to fap to videos of bitches who squirt. Which girls? All the girls. Especially the hot ones. The front page of this site tells you more than enough about the selection of babes. They’ve got Charlotte Sartre featured on here. I don’t need to see more. Sign me up. Any company with the good sense to hire my girl Charlotte deserves my money. All praise the queen of BDSM. I have no idea why she’s doing softer pornography, but I welcome it. This girl would have my heart if I had a heart. For now, she’ll have to settle for my boner.

You won’t be doing much settling on Squirted. This site pulls out all the stops. Hell, they even hold back on unnecessary marketing bullshit. That being said, they could do a lot more for their previews. I haven’t seen a single watchable trailer on this site and I’ve been here for a while. I had to check out their trailers on other sites, then sign up for a subscription to check out the full videos in high quality. I very much appreciated the content. It’s worth every penny. But, I can’t in all honesty say that this is a fair business practice. They should give the people a bit of a taste of the action before they’re expected to fork over the big bucks. It’s just common decency, for fuck’s sakes.

The Best Babes in the Biz

Once you get past the paywall you are greeted by an abundance of gorgeous bitches who can only be described as perfect 10s. They’re all absolutely spectacular babes with bodies that were crafted for non-stop fucking. Some of them have fake tits, but for the most part you’re looking at all natural bodies that were perfected over years of fitness and starvation. These girls suffered for the art and now they’re here to cash out by rewarding you with high quality content.

They’re also damn talented at selling you on the idea of being eager. Hell, they have to be. They can’t squirt if they’re not enjoying themselves. It’s not like they can fake these scenes by shoving a fire hydrant up the cooches. It doesn’t work like that. All of this smut is very much legitimate and the girls are the main reason why. They genuinely do their best to perform for your pleasure and they do so for very long stretches of time. Sure, it only takes a few moments to squirt, but it takes a hell of a lot longer to record the rest of the video.

More than the Squirt

Speaking of which, we’ve hit the unavoidable talking point of squirt fetishism on Squirted. You must have seen this coming. Women can only squirt when they orgasm. As far as I know, the squirting orgasms aren’t necessarily the strongest type of orgasms that women can have, but they are orgasms nonetheless. As such, they are somewhat rare. You could have these babes hooked up to stimulation machines but they still wouldn’t be able to keep hosing out the pussy juice non stop for 30 minutes. The human body can’t handle that kind of dehydration. Instead, these babes stock up on the liquid, then they play hard and finally they shoot their loads. They rearm for a while and possibly go for round two. That’s the best that you can get. It’s kind of like facial porn as opposed to blowjob porn. Blowjobs can last for as long as you want them to. Facials have to have the money shot. This is the problem.

Squirted resolves this issue in a very smart way, as far as I’m concerned. They essentially make standard fucking videos with a lot of deep anal penetration to pepper the action. The squirting usually comes towards the middle of the video, with the occasional later encore. Point is, you get a lot of content before and a lot of content after the money shot. That way, you can fap around the best part of the video and make your own fun.

The Vaginas Get Rubbed Raw

I’m assuming that squirt fetishists prefer the actual act of squirting to the rest of the video by a large margin, so it’s important for you to find the actual best part of the video and perhaps enjoy it over and over again. However, the rest of us actually need to see more. I can’t fap to a 10 second part of a video on loop. I mean, I can, I just don’t want to pay for that. If I’ve paid for the whole cow, I want to enjoy the whole cow. You know what I’m saying? That’s why I’m glad that these girls work hard for the money. They get really fucked up throughout these videos. Their vaginas and asses take such an extreme pounding, it’s crazy. It takes a lot of effort and pussy worship to get a girl to squirt so you can only imagine how much action the pussies see. The sheer pressure from the rubbing alone is enough to fucking damage their labias. I hope they used some WD-40 level lube for this shit, otherwise they’re going to be sore for a long time.

You’ll notice that Squirted has a categories section which makes absolutely no sense to me because this is a one pump website. It’s all just squirting, across the board. Alas, there is a categories section that lists several completely unnecessary tags like POV, double penetration and anal. This is absolutely unforgivable bullshit, because some of these categories are empty. Most of them are unapplicable for fucks’ sakes. There are no double penetration videos on here. That would make no sense. The vagina has to be fucking empty in order to showcase the squirting. Whoever made the frontend for this site was probably high. Either that or they were woefully disinterested and criminally underpaid.

Pay for Pussy Juice

All the money that goes into a Squirted subscription ends up in the pockets of the studio and the pornstars. The site itself is just a marketplace for the smut. It’s good enough to get you to the smut, even though it’s painfully bland. Either way, you only care about the videos so who the fuck cares in the end?

Let’s talk money. I’m dying to talk about the money. Get a 2-day subscription to Squirted for $2 and sample all of their content so you can make a decision on whether they’re worth the full-time subscription. Their best deal is the yearly $100 sub, that lets you enjoy the content without limitation for, well, a year. The monthly tier costs a standard $30. A bit steep. I wouldn’t make that commitment though, since you can’t really cancel if they turn out to be stale. I think that it’s best that you get all three tiers, going from shortest to longest, one after the other, in order to sample the content gradually and decide whether this place is worth your money. I personally like the content, but I’m not sure I’m satisfied with the quantity. We’ll see how Squirted fare in the future.