Reife Swinger

It means ripe. Ripe swingers. That’s the name. They don’t mean mature, either. They mean ripe for the fucking, so half of the babes on here are in their 20s, thank God. And yet, I must kick off this review with an unceremonious bitch and moan session. I hate it when they do this. I hate it so much. I went to ReifeSwinger, I enjoyed the previews, I pressed one fucking button and boom – I ended up on another website. Oh my, could this be network promotion? It is. ReifeSwinger is part of the AmateurEuro network. Fine by me. I don’t care. What bothers me is that I can’t take one step on this fucking site without getting bounced to the network. Even the signup page ignores the existence of ReifeSwinger, completely. It’s almost as if ReifeSwinger doesn’t actually exist and they’re just using the URL to market AmateurEuro. Who would do something like that?

I did a bit of research and from what I found, there are at least a hundred or so ReifeSwinger videos out there in the wild, so this is indeed a legitimate porn site with actual unique productions, but all of them are watermarked by AmateurEuro, so you’ll have to sort of contend with the dual nature of this company. What can I say? It’s annoying and confusing, but I can make sense of it long enough to write this review. We’ll get through this together, you and me. We’ll go through all of this content with a fine-toothed comb and figure out whether ReifeSwinger is worth your time. And when I say we, I mostly mean me. You ain’t doing shit. I’m the one out here risking my boner going through all of these videos one-handed. Ok, enough meta shit. Let’s get into these ripe swingers.

European Bitches Are Built Differently

It’s always stuck out like a sore thumb for me, how different European porn standards are when it comes to hiring bitches to get dicked on camera. There are about as many hot European chicks as there are American ones, but there’s more to the selection process than just looks, at least in Europe. American porn is all about finding the youngest and hottest bitches and hoping they want to sign up to do porn. European porn casting goes a different route. They find the filthiest babes who are the most willing to get dicked, then they consider looks afterwards.

This guarantees quality sucks and fucks, but it makes the pussy spread kind of random. You’ve got ReifeSwinger, a site that literally has ripe in the name, and yet these girls are aged anywhere between 18 and 68. That’s the European way. You get the horniest babes around, no matter their looks or age. Some of these babes are too hot to believe, others are so ugly that it straight-up hurts me to look at them. There are women on here that are so grotesque, I would pay money to keep them as far away from me as possible. But the common thread that connects every single one of these babes is that they’re all extremely horny and super-talented at handling cock. These are the true cock masters.

What About Swinging, though?

The whole point of swinging porn is that you want to see actual couples involved in orgies that have them swap partners. This is the beauty of the fetish. Usually, you can tell the difference between real amateur swingers’ porn and staged shit. It’s pretty obvious. Then you’ve got European productions like ReifeSwinger. I don’t know what the fuck to think. On the one hand, these people don’t look like they’ve known each other before these videos. At least, not to the extent that they’re actually dating or married. But, on the other hand, they do look like amateurs that were picked off the street, so … maybe this is real? I don’t fucking know.

The likeliest scenario in my view is that these people could be real swingers, but they’re from a country where married people fuck around for fun and it’s perfectly normal and accepted, so it hardly matters. Either way, the end result is that you’re watching orgies with a lot of swapping. I think you straight up have to forget about whether or not this swinging is real and just enjoy it for what it is – group sex with random amateurs.

A Bit Cringey at Times

There are reasons why we prefer seeing professional pornstars over amateur performers, generally. I personally prefer hot videos of solo 25-year-old babes satisfying themselves with dildos, but even that can be considered a professional effort as bitches are professionally dedicated to their own vaginas. It’s their personal passion project. So, what if they haven’t fucked on camera? They’re perfectly capable of masturbating in front of one. It works well enough. ReifeSwinger takes this perspective a bit too far, with a ton of amateurs who are, for want of a better term, cringey. They make me cringe – what do you want? They look out of place. These videos look way too much like what porn would look like if it featured weird aunties and uncles instead of proper professionals.

It's not just about the age, it’s about the character and personality of the people involved. Most of these videos come with a strong cringe factor, because the people within them are just not good at presenting themselves. They’re enjoying themselves, that much is clear, but the whole point of porn videos is to satisfy the viewer, not the participant. Have you ever fapped in front of a phone or PC and caught a glimpse of your own fap-face in the dark spots of your screen? You look ridiculous when you fap. You look even worse when you blow your load. People contort their faces in extremely weird ways when they’re fucking, alone or otherwise. Pornstars know how to hide this or at least use it to their advantage. Amateurs do not.

Unprofessional Professionalism, Or Something

You know how amateur performers sometimes push their natural talents to such an extent that they manage to make porn that upstages professional productions? OnlyFans whores do this very often. They make HD or even 4K porn videos that look like they were directed by the best porn directors in the world. That’s what I call amateur professional smut. It sounds like an oxymoron, but I’m hoping you understand my logic here. Homemade smut that looks professional. That’s the idea. ReifeSwinger is the literal exact opposite of this.

All the videos on ReifeSwinger are clearly professionally produced. At times you can catch a glimpse of the damn cameraman. And, since they’re backed by an entire studio, there must be a director. He’s either the guy holding the camera or he’s standing even further back, waving stroking instructions at the folks doing the fucking. Maybe he’s holding a conductor baton and establishing a rhythm for them. Anyways, my point is, this smut is professional as professional can be and yet, it looks like a dumpster fire.

Homemade Swinger Shenanigans

The end result to this convoluted combination of professional setups, directors, a studio and inexperienced porn actors is that you’ve got yourself a rather sizable library of premium smut that looks like it’s real and it’s all swinger themed. It works well. I didn’t think I’d ever find a premium swinging porn site that manages to produce realistic looking swinging videos, but here we are. ReifeSwinger makes me cringe and it looks uncomfortable and kind of cold – that’s exactly what makes it good.

Swinging is supposed to be a bit cringe or at the very least kind of uncomfortable. I mean you are having sex with someone in front of your wife, while she’s being dicked by another man. The whole goddamn concept is awkward by default. ReifeSwinger have replicated this vibe perfectly, indirectly, by hiring random people who have seemingly no proper pornographic experience. I swear, it’s like they succeeded perfectly by accident. Task failed successfully, and all that.

Worth the Money?

Here’s the thing, I don’t know if ReifeSwinger is worth it. It’s sold as part of the whole network. If you’re here for the swinging fetishism and the videos you see here, then you might not want the rest of it. We can’t know. That’s why there should be an option to sign up for this content alone. No such luck, I’m afraid. You have to sign up for AmateurEuro and that’s going to cost you a decent amount of money.

12-months for $120, 1-month for $30 and a 2-day free trial, that will suck $35 out of your credit card every month if you forget to cancel it on time. What a beautiful nightmare this subscription section turned out to be. For what it’s worth, they’ve also got something called a mega pass that costs you $50 a month, but offers access to AmateurEuro as well as LetsDoeIt, DoeGirls, Mamacitaz, VipSexVault and Transbella.