Sis Swap

It was a real emotional rollercoaster figuring out what SisSwap was all about. If you have been reading my articles for a while now, you know how much I hate incest porn. It has honestly changed my life finding out how many of you want to fuck blood relatives. I was not living in the world I thought I was for much of my life. It turns out I had been living in a dark hell of genetic abnormalities waiting to happen.

I figured this Sis Swap would focus on family reunions or even perhaps funerals. I was prepared to see dads fucking sons, moms fucking daughters, and children being born that were all spleens and eyeballs. Lucky for me, the level of incest on Sis Swap is marginally lower.

The idea behind Sis Swap is that siblings exchange step-siblings with each other, and they all fuck in the same room. That's a lot better than I was envisioning, but still pretty bad. I certainly never want to be in the same room as my brother's exposed genitalia. It doesn't matter if our shafts are hidden behind the beef curtains of some tight pussy, or not. It's still too close for comfort.

Cheek Swabbing Before Cheek Busting

I think all of this incest is starting to make me paranoid. I'm going to have to start asking bitches to see their twenty-three and me before I stick my dick in them. Is it ok to fuck your eighth cousin four times removed? Is that even possible? What is the percentage chance that a random bitch I meet on the street might be vaguely related to me?

I hate you guys for making me question things I never thought needed to be questioned. Can't we just go back ten years ago when the only people who wanted to fuck family members were royalty and rednecks? I miss those times. If I had only known that its days were limited, I would have taken the time to relish the moment more.

But there is no sense in dwelling on the past. All I can do now is be grateful for what I have, and today I have a porn website that is only a little incesty. You have to take what you can get in this life.

While I may not be a big fan of the theme, the porn is fantastic, and the web design is top tier. I'm still beating off to this shit whether they call each other sister and brother or not. My penis works with the cards it's been dealt.

The design has almost everything I look for in a porn site. For example, the background is nice and dark. I could watch porn here for forty-eight hours straight, and my eyes would still be fine. In fact, I just might do that.

I'm also a fan of the massive thumbnails that pop against the dark background. Combine that with the ultra high def resolution, and you have a recipe for an enormous erection.

You don't get this high-quality a porn website for free. Unfortunately, those days are long gone, but lucky for you, the prices on Sis Swap are fair and reasonable.

Surprise Bitches

They offer four different levels of membership, starting with a one-day trial for one buck. It's the best way to get a slice of the pie and trust me. Once you have a slice, you'll want the whole pie.

The second level is a one-month membership that will set you back $29.95. As you guys should know by now, the one-month membership is always the most expensive option, so I don't recommend it. I don't want my readers wasting money when they could use those funds for more porn site subscriptions.

The third option is a six-month subscription for $99.95. That works out to only $0.55 a day. I've got two quarters and a nickel to spend on pussy every day of the year. What else am I going to do with my loose change? Invest? Throw it at strangers? Buy two gumballs and start a savings account for a third?

The final option is the one-year premium account. You see, I've been hiding something from you up to this point. I wanted to keep it a surprise. Gentlemen, Sis Swap, is part of the Team Skeet network! Team Skeet is one of the premier porn networks on planet earth. Everything that these motherfuckers touch turns into gold. They have the porno Midas touch.

The one-year premium account gives you access to the entire network for only $449.00. That's not much more than a dollar a day. Think of it like this. If you had to put a dollar in your computer to watch great porn, you'd do it every day without doing the yearly math in your head. The only difference with this is that you're prepaying for the year.

So what exactly does your $449 buy you? You get access to all Team Skeet premium sites such as Family Strokes, Sis Loves Me, Perv Mom, Dad Crush, Shop Lyfter, and BFFS. You also gain access to all of the Team Skeet original series such as Exxxtra Small, Dyked, Teen Curves, Teen Pies, Teens Love Anal, Oye Loca, Step Siblings, and forty plus more.

Not only that, but you get all of the team Skeet X series, all future Team Skeet series, and unlimited downloads. Basically, for under five hundred bucks, you get the keys to porn Shangri la.

Pussy Tour

With all of that said, let's switch gears and check out some of my favorite content on Sis Swap, starting with "A Lesson in Female Anatomy," starring Coco Lovelock and Haley Spades.

Josh and his step-sister Coco have been forced to clean and reorganize their parent's office. I don't know a single parent who would let their kids reorganize their office. Literally, any other room in the entire house would have been more believable.

But I digress. To liven things up a bit, Josh and Coco call their friend Haley and her step-brother Oliver to join in on the fun. They figure that together they can make it into a fun game everyone will enjoy. As the group gets settled in, someone locates an anatomy book. At first, they all look through the pictures laughing, but eventually, it comes out that the boys don't know what a vagina is. They've never seen one.

The ladies find this a bit odd, so they take it upon themselves to teach the boys about the female anatomy. I don't know about you, but I've never been a book learner. I need to get my hands dirty in order to learn something new.

Apparently, I'm not the only one with that issue. Fortunately, these ladies are more than willing to let the boys explore their bodies and learn of the magic that is a bitches pussy.

Next up, we have "BullyPussy," starring Hazel Heart and Remi Jones. Rion King is constantly harassing and bullying Alex Jett. But when one day Rion calls Alex's step-sister a slut, it's a step too far.

This eventually makes its way around to his step-sister Remi, but instead of being offended, she admits she is kind of a slut. This intrigues Alex. Perhaps he can use it to his advantage by offering up his step-sister as a peace offering. What better to bring together two enemies than pussy?

When Alex presents this idea to Rion, he is more than willing to make the good faith exchange. However, to Alex's shock, Rion's Step-sister also wants in on the deal, so the two switch sisters and give them a peace-piping.

A Snatch to Stop the Virgin Snatcher

Let's end things by reviewing "Swappin' Scary Stories," starring Penelope Kay and Aubree Valentine. Penelope and Aubree are enjoying a classic girls' sleepover. They're gossiping about school, talking about boys, and sharing their darkest secrets. Suddenly, in the middle of the fun, their step-brothers barge in, trying to interrupt the festivities.

At first, the ladies are annoyed, but they eventually decide to let the boys stay when they offer to tell ghost stories. Little did they know that this story wouldn't be about any ordinary ghosts.

The story the boys weave tells the tale of the Virgin Snatcher. There is only one way to avoid the evil claws of the virgin snatcher, and I bet you can guess what it is.

Sis Swap is one of the jewels on the crown of the Team Skeet porn network. You don't get any higher quality than this shit, from the design to the pixel density.

The only thing I want Sis Swap and the greater Team Skeet network to do is to keep going. This kind of quality is rare and should be protected. As long as Team Skeet is around, so is excellent porn.