Swinging Bi Couples

I call bisexual sex equal opportunity sucking and fucking. It’s the best form of maximizing sexual efficiency. Compared to being straight, being bi more or less doubles your dating pool. Granted, most dudes are unlikely to want to fuck you, but most chicks will reject you regardless of their sexuality anyways, therefore your dating pool is in fact doubled if you add men to your list of preferences. Try bisexuality today. Me, I’m going to stay straight, mostly because I have no choice in the matter, but also because I fucking love pussy too much to try any other flavor of human. The taste of pussy is my nectar of life. Today we’re looking at an extremely bisexual site with a promising backlog of bi sex videos. I’ve got a lot to say about SwingingBiCouples so I hope you stick around until the end.

First up, let’s take a moment to praise this site’s name. It’s right down the middle between SEO targeting and actual human marketing appeal. You learn everything you need to know about the site from the name. There are bisexual couples on here and they do indeed swing. They swing their cocks and their tits around with pride. These people have no chill. The world is their oyster and they have every intention of unlocking the true potential of their sexuality. What you won’t learn from the title is that SwingingBiCouples is a premium website. It’s loaded with content, but it’s all paid smut. You don’t get any free smut here, unfortunately. They’ve also got a relatively homely appearance that seems to be encouraging that the viewers join in on the bisexual lifestyle. They give me bi forum vibes. And yet, they have no actual community outreach or discourse. There’s no dating forum on SwingingBiCouples as far as I can tell. It’s all one big beautiful play to enhance the video quality as well as your immersion on the site. If you’re bisexual, you’ll feel at home on this site from the get go.

Homebrew Bisexuality

SwingingBiCouples has a very interesting approach to the way they market their videos and the production studio itself. They claim on their main landing page that this site was started by a single couple of bisexual swingers. There’s a personal testimonial on here by a girl named Crissy, who claims that she and her husband are running this website by simply recording their personal sexual experiences with other people. Apparently, it all started as an innocent experiment for their own personal satisfaction, but it escalated into a full proper porn production and distribution business.

I don’t buy it. I’m pretty sure that even if this Crissy person is indeed involved with the videos, this entire site was planned as a business from the get-go. I don’t recognize any of the faces of the people involved, so I can’t openly claim that these are professional pornstars or whatever, but the whole vibe I get when I’m on here is that this is a B-tier website trying its best to stay relevant. I have nothing against that, by the way. And there is indeed a Crissy among the roster of people who perform in these videos. She has quite a few videos on here, but she’s listed as being 19 years old. I’m finding it hard to believe a 19-year-old is married let alone running her very own porn website for over a decade. The math would only pan out if she was 19 when the website started anyways.

Made for Men

Another reason why I don’t buy that this site is run by a woman is that there’s clearly a tendency of preference towards the babes on the site. Yes, the sex is properly bi and you see cocks inside of male asses all the time with the occasional guy on guy blowjob, but check this out: When you open up the swingers’ section to see the actual swingers’ profiles you only get a list of the women that are featured on the site. Men being an afterthought on a bisexual sex site is clear indication that the site was made for men. Maybe I’m being overly judgmental, but these are my honest impressions of the site. It’s B-tier porn masquerading as amateur fetishism.

That being said, the site does do a fantastic job at providing quality smut, so I can’t exactly dock points for their attempts at daring marketing. The bottom line here is that there’s a ton of high-quality content on here that bisexual dudes are sure to enjoy. As for bisexual women, well, fuck me if I know what they enjoy fapping to. The only women I understand less than gay women are bisexual women. Hell, I don’t understand any women, if I’m being honest. If you’re a babe and you decide to fap to this smut, more power to you. I personally could not give a shit either way. I’m just trying to rate this smut objectively.

Extremely Shitty Previews

It’s been industry standard for a very long time to take lots of photos while recording a porn clip and package the photos separately as a gallery. Photo cameras are significantly more powerful than video cameras, if you’re after high resolutions and clarity, so the dichotomy makes sense. You’ve got one camera for quality stills and another for slightly less clear video. This is a good system. It makes sense. Anyways, SwingingBiCouples have figured out how to really squeeze the fun out of video and image previews. First of all, they don’t let you preview the videos for almost all of their clips. Instead, you just get a few thumbnails. All right, fair enough, I guess. They also only let you preview 3 videos at a time, then you get locked out of further previews. All right, I guess that makes sense. They’re afraid of piracy. So, what about the videos you can actually preview?

Yeah, they’re fake. The previews I mean, not the videos. The previews for these videos are entirely fake. Whenever you try to preview any video on SwingingBiCouples you end up watching an edited trailer for the whole site that lasts less than a minute. It’s like an ad. It has tons of random messages on screen to entice you to buy before you try. They also have the audacity to imply that if you sign up for their videos you might end up with a cock inside you or a pussy on your cock. This is next level bullshit. They’re not a dating site. They’re just padding their advertising with as much nonsense as they could think of. I hate this. So, to summarize, you can’t preview any videos at all on this site. You just have to take their word for it and pay for a subscription before you’ve seen much of anything in motion.

Frozen in Time

These videos all have a strong retro vibe to them, which I have no problem with. Retro or not, bi sex is bi sex. It works just fine. Or so I thought, until I checked out the available video list. The last video they’ve got on here came out over two years ago. So, for two years they’ve done nothing but sit on ass. And yet, they have the audacity to ask you for $27 for a monthly subscription. They’re charging above market average for ancient porn that is most likely never going to feature new updates.

Oh, but don’t you worry. You can also get a discount if you pay them more money in advance. A three-month deal will cost you a measly $70 and you can also get a six-month membership for $120. Fucking kill me already.

SwingingBiCouples has a ton of potential somewhere beneath all the bullshit. Their smut is amazing, the bi action is properly balanced out with chicks and dudes all of whom are extreme perverts. There’s a lot of cum play, anal sex, mixing and matching, human Tetris and a ton of depravity in-between every single scene. Alas, you cannot enjoy any of this unless you commit to a paid subscription to a site that flat out refuses to show you any of the goods in advance. You have to go by the thumbnails. If you want my personal input on the content, well, it’s hot, but I don’t think it’s worth a long-term subscription. Best I can suggest is that you sign up for a month, comb all of their content and then end your subscription unless they actually come up with new content in the meantime.