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School Girls HD! All Praise Japanese Schoolgirls!

Who do you expect to provide the best schoolgirl smut if not the Japanese? Come on, be honest. Other countries can’t even dare to compete. There’s something about the way that Japanese babes hit puberty that leaves them in a very long schoolgirl phase all around. Their natural anatomy is that of an 18-year-old girl, until they hit 50. It’s crazy. Maybe they’re putting something in the water. Or, maybe that’s a natural side effect of all the sushi. I don’t know.

Bottom line, Japanese babes make for the best schoolgirls and this will most likely not change in this century. Maybe someday we’ll genetically engineer better schoolgirls, but for now Japanese babes are my absolute favorite and I will not apologize for it. Hell, most of these babes are in their mid-twenties. The point is that they don’t look the part. They look cute. They look cuter than most cute things that puppies and kittens and, ok I’ll stop drooling. Let’s get into the review.

A Site and a Half

SchoolGirlsHD is a fantastic site with a terribly uninspired name that aims to bring you a shitton of schoolgirl smut featuring nothing but the best Japanese babes. Well, sort of. There’s a catch 22 here and it’s a pretty good one. I’ve reviewed other, very similar websites with superior bitches but much less content. This site has a lot more content, but at the price of not having perfect bitches across the board. I’m not calling these babes ugly or anything, I’m just saying – the more babes you wish to include the more you dilute the overall quality. Other, smaller sites have more concentrated smut of perfect women, but there aren’t enough videos to justify a subscription.

As this is a premium site, I’m glad they have an archive of almost seven terabytes. That’s their claim, by the way. I didn’t measure. I have no reason to doubt them, though. They also claim that they upload very regularly, so that’s also a plus. The whole point of a subscription is to get access to videos over a longer period of time. Some of these kinds of sites only offer a backlog, as they’ve stopped uploading new smut years ago. SchoolGirlsHD is apparently not like that. They are still in business and they’re still making quality smut.

Submitting to Sexual Authority

The anatomy of a Japanese schoolgirl video is very simple. The girl has to look like she’s too young for porn. That much is already clear. Schoolgirls are supposed to be petite and innocent looking. I repeat, these girls are all very much adults, they just look young for their age. Ok, let’s move on. The girls are perfect, what about the scenes? Well, there are school-related environments, with most of them just being plain old classrooms. I understand that these videos are studio productions, but what really confuses me is that these fake schools look an awful lot like real schools. Are there fake real schools in Japan that are made exclusively for porn productions? Or are they filming this shit on some college campus somewhere? Either way, it’s kinky and I love it.

The action should be self-evident. Schoolgirls are naughty, kinky, horny, but more importantly they’re also inexperienced and shy. They want to fuck, a lot, but they don’t admit it outright. They’re too embarrassed of their natural passions. They need someone strong and authoritative to guide them through the process and who better than their teacher. He’s a subject of great authority and he is in charge both of their learning and their wellbeing. So, he might as well teach them how to properly and healthily take a cock. That’s what this is all about. These girls are getting dicked six ways to Sunday and they are releasing all kinds of kinky sex noises throughout. No-one screams quite like Japanese pornstars. I wish Japanese women screamed like this in bed, but from my experience, they just sort of sit there like a sprawled starfish. Sad stuff. I need to find me some Japanese pornstars to bang.

No Blurry Pussies!

Fantastic news! There’s no censorship. Great gods be praised; you get to actually see the best parts of the smut on SchoolGirlsHD. Can you believe it? Most of these kinds of sites fall under official JAV, produced in Japan and therefore mandated by law to blur the fuck out of the best parts of every scene, at all times. This is sickening stuff. It is an affront to nature to hide pussies and cocks. I mean, I don’t mind the cocks too much, but the pussies!? Come on, Japan! Wake the fuck up! Seeing pussy is like staring at the sun. Sure, it’ll blind you if you do it too often, but it does wonders for your vitamin deficiencies. Give me the pussy, Japan. Please.

Until the Japanese government figures out their mistake and rectifies this dreadful law, we’re going to have to deal with the fact that most if not all JAV is blurred the fuck out. The smut on SchoolGirlsHD seems to have missed the mosaic guillotine, though. I don’t honestly know how these works. These are indeed Japanese women dressed as Japanese schoolgirls, getting fucked by Japanese cock, while screaming in barely distinguishable Japanese. So, how is it uncensored? Fuck me if I know. Maybe they filmed it abroad or in international waters. But then, where did the Japanese school come from? You know what fuck it, I don’t care. It doesn’t matter how it got here, what matters is that it’s available for viewing.

Pony Up the Dough

Paying for smut is always a chore, I know. You’re used to getting everything for free. I’d advise that you follow my general rule for smut, with SchoolGirlsHD and in general. If they’ve done anything innovative or gone any extra mile, then they deserve to be paid for their work and praised for their success. In my view, SchoolGirlsHD is a perfect website, because their goal is clearly outlined and they definitely hit the mark. There are countless hot schoolgirls on here and every single one of them gets absolutely destroyed, sexually I mean. There’s no BDSM or whatever.

The girls are hot, the scenes are perfect and above all, the videos are available in excellent quality. You can watch them, download them, fap to them, hell, you can play them on your phone on your way to work. Do whatever you wish. As long as you have an active subscription, SchoolGirlsHD is a wonderful place to be. Without a subscription, well, you get some free previews. If you’re a professional miser, then you might be able to rub one out to the previews, but that’s a cheap experience. I won’t judge you. Neither will the site. It’s not against any rules. It’s just kind of lame. If you really enjoy this content, then pony up the dough and dive face first into the uncensored Japanese pussy, my man. It’s worth it.

Wait, it Costs How Much!?

Speaking of worthwhile smut investments, SchoolGirlsHD costs $40 a month. Oivei. I say one good thing and boom; I live to regret it a paragraph later. Look, I know that SchoolGirlsHD are doing fantastic work and they deserve to be paid for it, but not this much! $40 for a monthly subscription? Are these Japs insane? Did they fuck up the yen to dollar conversion or did they just assume that everyone west of the Sea of Japan is loaded as fuck?

You do get a discount if you sign up for longer. At 3 months, it costs $30 a month and at 12 months it costs $13 a month. I mean, that is a real discount. It matters. But fuck me sideways, why is the monthly sub so fucking expensive? This is a nightmare in motion. If they didn’t have videos posted on here regularly, then I would flat out just say don’t bother with a subscription. But, as it turns out, they’re doing a fantastic job at posting regularly, so I’m lukewarm on my recommendation.

Look, if you’re poor, fuck this $40 a month bullshit. Pay your gas bill instead or something. If you have the cash to spare and you’re a diehard fan of young and uncensored Japanese pussy as well as the overall schoolgirl play, then by all means dive in for as long as you’d like. It’s not like my opinion matters on this anyways. What matters is that you’re satisfied with the content that you get. I think that the smut on SchoolGirlsHD is perfectly worth jacking off to. Hell, if it was the only site you’re subscribed to and you fapped to it twice a day, I’d say that would be breaking even.