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Tutor Him! My readers aren't what I would call an educated bunch. You fuckers are about as dumb as they come. I'm routinely shocked that you guys even know how to read. Did you know the average American reads at a seventh-grade level? I guess you don't need to know how to read to fire guns, watch football, mine coal, and consistently vote against your own self-interests. When knowledge of history is considered unpatriotic, the result is a bunch of dudes reading porn reviews like it counts as the national news. 

Despite their stupidity, my readers still had to learn their way through school, but education isn't rewarded much around these parts. It's a much better idea to learn sports ball and crush pussy. Teachers appreciate that and will pass you on to a top school no matter how much you drool on yourself throughout the day. 

You motherfuckers never had that shot, though. The closest you came to crushing puss and football glory is the time the high school starting quarterback bitch slapped you after fingering one of the cheerleaders. You still haven't washed that cheek to this day. 

There are no Redos for Your Cock

You'll never be able to go back and relive what could have been your glory days if you weren't such a giant pussy. However, you can visit a site like Tutor Him and fantasize about what life could have been had you the guts to ask a bitch out. 

Tutor Him makes use of a fantasy we all had as kids. Every school has at least a couple of teachers that all of the boys want to fuck the shit out of. Very few of us in my generation have ever tried to turn fantasy into life, but it appears to be more common these days.

If you watch the kind of news I do, then you may have noticed a trend of hot female high school and middle school teachers fucking students. Why wasn't this happening when I was in grade school? What the fuck?

You know what? I'm getting out my old yearbooks and calling all my hot teachers to ask why they didn't fuck me? I demand satisfaction. I bet at least a few of them have turned into MILFS, so I might be able to make up for lost time. 

As an alpha male, it's within reason for me to call an old teacher and offer to fuck the shit out of her. However, that's not an option for you fuckers. The best I can do is suggest the site Tutor Him. It's not as good as the real thing, but it's a close second.

Tutor him is full of baby-faced males railing the fuck out of their MILF teachers in exchange for good grades. The storylines make it easy for watchers to put themselves in the shoes of the guy while he slings rope into his English teacher's asshole.

The site has a fun and engaging design that takes advantage of auto-scrollers and thumbnails to draw visitors in. The main menu rests up top and includes the options Home, Scenes, Models, Updates, Bundles, Log in, Buy credits, and Welcome join now.

Much like higher education, Tutor Him will cost you some money, but unlike higher ed, it's not prohibitively expensive. There are five membership options to choose from, giving members flexibility.

Think Ahead About Your Head

In a fine example of male stupidity, the most popular membership option is also the most expensive. You fuckers have the foresight of a deaf bat. It's a one-month recurring membership for thirty bucks a month. If you're dumb but self-aware of your stupidity, this is the perfect option for you. 

I'm going to completely skip describing the one-month nonrecurring membership in the hopes you forget it exists. The third option is a ninety-day membership for seventy dollars. That's a savings of twenty percent compared to the monthly membership. Somehow I doubt you fuckers will retire from masturbating in one month. Or, for that matter, Three months.

The fourth option is a half-year membership for one hundred and twenty bucks. This breaks down to thirty-three percent savings compared to the one-month membership. It certainly brings us closer to a great deal, but it's not quite there yet.

The last and best option is the one-year membership for one hundred and eighty dollars. That's a fifty percent savings that brings the daily price down to fifty cents. Now that's what I'm fucking talking about.

I understand that not everyone wants to subscribe to a site when they don't plan one using all of the available content. No one wants to waste money on shit they won't use. That's why Tutor Him also sells content individually, so you only pay for what you'll use.

To purchase videos on Tutor Him, you'll first need to buy credits. The more credits you buy at once, the cheaper they are. The general going rate is one credit for one dollar, which is what you'll receive if you only buy thirty credits. However, if you're willing to buy sixty, ninety, or even two hundred credits, you'll get a steep discount. Two hundred credits will only set you back one hundred and sixty dollars. That's a twenty percent savings compared to thirty credits.

Lane Crushes Puss

I'm afraid if I fill your head with too many details, you may pass out from exhaustion, so I'll move on to reviewing some of the content on Tutor Him, starting with "Casey Ballerini with Lane Axton."

For a long time, resident slut Casey Ballerini didn't even know that there was an all-boys school in her neighborhood. She found out from her sister, and the moment she did, she rushed over to go cock hunting.

As she wanders the dormitory halls in her bra and panties, she tries every door she comes across, looking for one that is unlocked. Eventually, she finds one and enters. It's Lane's room, but he isn't there right now, so she entertains herself by rummaging through his stuff until she can hear Lane approach.

She darts under his bed to hide while he gets settled in. Before long, Lane strips down for a shower, and Casey jumps out from under the bed and attacks his dick with her mouth. If you've never been blow-job-jumped, then you haven't lived yet.

At first, Lane lets Casey do her thing, but it doesn't take much time for him to grab her head and start throat fucking her. Lucky for Lane, that's exactly what Casey was hoping for. She is a dirty little whore and deserves to be treated like one.

Suddenly Casey pulls his cock out of her mouth, strips naked, lays down and spreads herself missionary style for Lane to take her pussy. He obliges and spits on her cooter before going balls deep. I don't think Lane even knows what this bitches name is yet. In fact, he may never know.

With each thrust, Casey grows louder and louder. Things come to a head when Lane flips Casey around and hits it from the back. This makes her cry out in pleasure so loudly that Lane puts his hand over her mouth before jack rabbiting that vagina.

Next up, let's look at "Maria Jade with Lane Axton." Lane is back at it again, but this time with blond bombshell Maria Jade. Lane just got back to his dorm after a day of classes to discover that Maria Jade had again broken into his room and waited on her knees for him to return. This bitch is obsessed with Lane and will do anything to get his cock into her mouth.

Before Lane can react, Maria already has his pants off and his dick in her mouth. She is about to make him forget everything he learned in school today. I don't know about you, but that would be just fine with me.

Right as things are heating up, Lane's roommate walks into the common area and see's Lane in the kitchen. However, Maria is hidden behind a countertop, so he does not see the blow job already in progress.

When the roommate finally leaves them alone again, Lane pushes Maria up against the wall and pries her pussy open first with his fingers and later with his cock. Maria mounts the countertop on her hands and knees, and lets Lane have his way with her from behind. It won't be too much longer before Lane busts the nut of his lifetime.

Tutor Him lets my readers live out fantasies that have been floating around in their heads for years and years. Your teachers may be old and ugly now, but these bitches stay young, hot, and horny.

I can't find much to complain about on Tutor Him. I'd love to see them continue to expand their model base. I wouldn't mind seeing some more threesomes also.

Tutor Him has everything my readers need to create glory days that never existed.