Bound Ticklish Girl

Welcome to Bound Ticklish Girl, a scat themed gay porn site. Just kidding. It’s a tickling site for chicks in ropes, obviously. Why can’t these websites think of better names? I know they’re just playing the SEO game, but for fucks sakes this is painful to read. It’s also painful to write. Fuck it. Bound Ticklish Girl is a wacky and original porn site that shows really depraved photos and videos of women being tied up and abused, through tickling. It’s one of the weirdest fetish sites I have ever reviewed on account of how every single woman here looks like a goddamn crack whore. Sorry. Is that sexist? Is it too brutal? They look malnourished and sleep deprived. They’re also fucking ugly, but we’ll get to that. First, we need to get over the fact that this place looks like a fucking evidence archive for Eastern European war crimes.

Luckily, these are actually Western European productions, out of the Netherlands. The Dutch have always found ways to underwhelm me with their attempts at original porn. I give them props for trying to be original. They’re known for being whacked out fetishists. But, why do all of their fetish executions fall flat like this? Surely, they could have found hotter babes. In the west, we’ve got top notch beauty queens that start taking cock on camera at age 18. In The Netherlands, they’ve got 30-year-old dog-faced mommies with saggy titties who agree to get tickled on camera. This is not good. We need to up the standards for tickle porn. There’s better rope porn in the west, for sure, but it’s way too violent. It’s usually mixed with BDSM. Why can’t we have a nice and kind rope and tickle fetish site with gorgeous babes? Why Netherlands? Why?

Taking Things Seriously

I’ll give credit where credit is due – whoever is behind Bound Ticklish Girl really knows their ropes and their tickle torture. The girls might be underwhelming, but the action is not. It’s also not at all sexy, but that’s from my perspective. I am not a tickle fetishist. I am also not into ropes. Judging by the fact that you are reading this review, I’m willing to bet that you are. If that’s the case then you’re sure to love this shit. It’s not a complicated concept, but I’ve seen simpler porn get fucked up by dumb directors before. You get none of that hassle on Bound Ticklish Girl. These girls do indeed get bound and tickled properly.

Normally they use ropes, but there is the occasional gag and zip tie, to augment the action. They get tied to chairs or hogtied on beds. Sometimes they even get tied with their legs spreadeagle. Then, the punishing starts. They laugh themselves to exhaustion then they laugh some more. The torturers don’t really give them a lot of space to recover, either. Since this isn’t the dangerous kind of torture, it’s easier to push these girls to their limits. Plus, they signed up for this. They’re probably pros when it comes to tickle torture. It’s better than whip play, that’s for sure.

Fapping to Bound Ticklish Girl

For me, it’s hard to fap this shit, on account of how most of the time the girls have their clothes on. Maybe I need to subscribe to unlock the really arousing content, but from what I’ve seen across all of these trailers, this is basically a softcore porn website. It’s kind of funny how the main focus of the smut here is torture and yet the whole damn place is almost appropriate for kids, when you think about it. Disclaimer: This place is not appropriate for kids; I’m just trying to make a point.

The action is painfully underwhelming because it always resorts to the exact same crap. The girls get tickled. Sometimes the guy doing the tickling uses a feather, other times he uses his hands. Sometimes he tickles their pits, other times it’s their stomachs. Imagine that multiplied across several hundred videos and you’ve just about got the hang of everything you could see on this site. It’s unfortunate, it’s low quality and it’s repetitive. It’s really fucking hard to find a silver lining here.

Weird Old Dude

No judgment, I’ll be a weird old dude someday too, but what’s with the weird old dude? All the videos on Bound Ticklish Girl feature one dude who looks like he’s in his late 50s doing all of the tickling, roping and punishing. He’s not an ugly man, per se, but couldn’t they have sprung for someone a bit more … alive? Dude looks like a naughty college professor. I got the vibe that once he tied these girls up he’d want to read them philosophy books and quiz them on the information.

I’m guessing this is the owner of the website. If not, then he must be the director of the videos at least. He leads all the action. He decides what happens next. If I’m not mistaken, most of the videos are filmed in his house. Hell, half of them are filmed in the goddamn kitchen. All the videos have this distinct homely vibe, like this was all made by one married couple looking for swinging partners, except there are countless women on here.

The Long List of Babes

Speaking of the women, there’s a models page where you can check out neat little thumbnails showing off the various butterfaces that you can enjoy on Bound Ticklish Girl. Each is more gruesome than the last. With new additions to the site, I think they might get even uglier down the line, though I shudder to imagine what that might look like. These babes, lined up next to one another like this, remind me of The Walking Dead. This models’ page looks exactly how I imagine a casting sheet for a zombie series might look.

There’s no real reason why the folks behind Bound Ticklish Girl would prefer ugly bitches. I think this is the best they could get their hands on. This either means that the site isn’t making enough bank to afford better bitches or the dude running the site has no idea what he’s doing, in terms of casting. He’s talented at the ropes and the tickling, but casting bitches for porn is complicated stuff. There’s a reason major studios have entire casting departments. Good luck finding a pretty girl on this site. That’s all I got to say.

Too Expensive For a B-Tier Site

If these babes were fuck-worthy, I’d give Bound Ticklish Girl my glowing recommendation, even at the high price points they’ve got listed here. But, with ugly bitches comes the expectation of huge discounts. Unfortunately, the webmasters didn’t get the memo. For some reason, a monthly subscription to Bound Ticklish Girl costs $30. This is premium pricing. You can’t slap a premium price tag on a B-tier porn site and call it premium. It doesn’t work like that. Oh sure, you could make the case that there aren’t enough rope and tickling sites out there and you’d be right, but that doesn’t entitle you to charging this much for second rate content.

Let’s go over all the monthly rates, depending on how much you pay for in advance. A single month is $30, two months bump it down to $25, three make it $21.65, six make it $16.66. In other words, a six-month subscription costs a total of $100. Once again, these are premium prices. I’ve seen significantly better websites charge significantly less. This does not vibe well with me. They do boast that you can pay with crypto if you don’t want to use a card or PayPal, though, so that’s nice. If you have a ton of crypto that’s just sort of sitting there, by all means, get a subscription to Bound Ticklish Girl. I’d rather spend that money on food, to be honest.

It's Original, I Guess

This is the only saving grace behind Bound Ticklish Girl. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a website that is this singularly devoted to both ropes and tickling, as if it’s some sort of holy ritual. It’s all they do. All the videos feature both of these sexual plays so I have to give them props for at the very least being true to the name. You do indeed get to see what you came to see.

I’ll have to leave this final call to the actual fetishists. You’ll have to tell me whether Bound Ticklish Girl is worth fapping to or whether it’s a complete waste of everyone’s time. I air on the side of caution. I don’t think forking over $30 for softcore European tickling videos is a smart bet, but I’ve been wrong before. Either way, good luck.