FapHouse Wrestling

What’s up, freak!? It’s come to my attention that certain types of girls have not been getting enough love from perverts like yourself. For too long, guys have been beating your meat to the same kind of slut you’d find on sites like Pornhub and Xvideos. I understand! You wanna be able to stick your cock in a girl you can hold down? The less resistance, the better, right? Wrong! It looks like you need to reassess your socially constructed views on what makes a woman desirable, my horny little chauvinist! Haha! 

There are all kinds of sluts out there just waiting for you to bust your nut to them, and you need to give them a chance! Sure, sluts who are more than willing to break their throat on a dildo for your entertainment are great! But what about a girl who can kick your ass? We’ve all had fantasies of the kind of girl that can make us cum while putting us in a chokehold. You think Black Widow was popular with guys because of Scarlet Johanson’s stellar acting? Come on!

Well, tonight, you can entertain those fantasies to your heart’s content! I’m gonna be talking about the kind of girl who can choke you out AND choke on your cock at the same time! And, no… I’m not exaggerating! Faphouse.com has some of the best collection of wrestling porn on the internet! Here, you’ll find all kinds of girls engaging in all kinds of physical combat! 

I’ve gotta say, it really took me a while to come around to this category. Sure, the women’s division in WWE was kind of hot, but it never made me want to jerk off to them. But “professional wrestling” isn’t the same as “PROFESSIONAL wrestling”! These bitches really know what they’re doing! Imagine a group of girls willing to expertly fuck each other up while you get off to them. On paper, that kind of sounds illegal. Haha! Why would they do that? Who would put themselves in that position? Sluts who can wrestle! That’s who. And when you watch these videos, you’ll understand why!

Get ready for some of the sexiest wrestling you’ll see in your life. The girls on Faphouse.com could kick any WWE bitch’s ass, AND they wanna make you cum! It sounds too good to be true, right? I assure you, my friend… it’s not! 

Pay Per View and Browse For Free

As soon as you land on the site, you’ll realize some resemblance to porhhub.com. The black, white, and gold color theme is a dead giveaway. It’s not uncommon for lesser-known sites to try to establish credibility this way. Some sites try to rip off websites as much as possible without catching a lawsuit! However, despite the loose attempt at the same color theme as the great Pornhub, faphouse.com feels like its own site. The unique web design is actually kind of cool! 

While scrolling through the thumbnails, you’ll also notice a complete absence of ads! That’s right, my friend! There’s not one ad on the site to distract you from the mess of hot sluts tying each other up! Of course, you also know what that means… That’s right! This site is a paid one. You’re gonna have to reach for that wallet if you wanna get off to these girls…

“Not again, PornDude! How many times am I gonna have to pay to get off to these girls? Is it even worth it” I can already hear you asking! Don’t worry, my friend! The answer is a resounding YES! But I’ll get to that in a while! Being able to jack off to REAL wrestlers will make you feel like a fucking oligarch for what these videos cost!

I should probably also mention the extra categories you can add to the category page. On the left of the screen, there’s a large list of every category you know and love as well as ones you didn’t know existed! Just click the circle next to the category, and the page will refresh to include it. You won’t even have to go back a page to get to where you started. The extra category will be listed at the top of the page for you to remove whenever you want! Not only that, but unlike Pornhub, you can choose as many extra categories as you want! 

WWE’s Got NOTHNG On These Babes

I’ll be honest… The first time I watched wrestling porn, I thought it was kinda dumb. I mean, who the fuck wants to watch bitches roll around for 10 minutes and not even fuck. Well, I found out that it’s people with taste! That’s who! Watching sluts like these fight each other might be one of the most underrated pleasures in porn. Think about it… If the girls in Wrestle Mania ate each other out after every match, how many more people do you think would be watching it? And those girls are just pretending to wrestle! After watching the girls on faphouse.com, you’ll feel like a fucking king compared to the dorks who watch WWE! 

Not only are these girls as hot as the girls in WWE, but they actually know what they’re doing! That’s right, my friend! This isn’t professional wrestling. This is professional wrestling! These girls could probably fuck <b>you</b> up! Haha! You might even learn a thing or two while you’re rubbing your cock to these girls! Where else are you gonna see real techniques used like this? I mean, sure… You COULD watch a legit women’s division wrestling tournament, but what’s hot about a couple of butch lesbians rolling around and NOT making out? 

And if the idea of girls fighting better than you ever could is too emasculating for you, you can enjoy watching bitches get thrown around and dominated by a guy! That’s right! There’s a whole male-domination subgenre! This is one of the only times you’ll ever see a girl get physically dominated before gagging on a cock! If you <b>want</b> to feel emasculated, there are plenty of videos of sluts dominating men before sucking their cock! I know you’ve imagined a girl dominating you before fucking you senseless, haha! Faphouse provides enough strong and sexy dommy mommies for you to get off to until Christmas!

One of my favorite featured videos is titled “6 VS 6 womens' erotic wrestling - losers get gangbanged!”. I bet you can imagine how that played out! I’m pretty sure this wasn’t scripted, either! These bitches really fought each other to decide who gets to fuck who! This is the stuff of wet dreams! While they were wrestling, one of the girls opened the other girl's mouth with their toes! It sounds kind of gross, but man… did it look fucking hot! The losing team ended up gagging on and getting fucked by some pretty hefty strap-ons! It was well worth the watch! 

What I Liked

Faphouse.com provides some of the crispest HD videos you’ll find online. Let’s be honest… the average porn watcher couldn’t care less about lighting and setting. But I’m no average porn watcher! So, I couldn’t help but be impressed with the lighting used in these videos! Every video feels like you’re watching a main event on a Saturday night! Except, there’s no audience, and you won’t have to wait until midnight to watch it. (You’ll definitely be watching these girls past midnight, though!)

Watching these girls fight and fuck will make you feel like a fucking oligarch! There is where else where you can see girls as hot as this fight with real techniques before fucking each other. I mean, where did they even find these girls? You’d think these girls would want to enter into legit competitions with the way that they fight. Lucky for you, these girls are just as horny as they are tough! So, you get to enjoy the kind of girl-on-girl wrestling WWE fans could only dream about!

What I Didn’t Like

The “Fanclub” exclusive videos has to be one of the dumbest models I’ve ever seen. Why would I want to pay extra for exclusive content on an already exclusive website?! You know damn well that most of your viewers are already paying half their paycheck on other porn sites! What the fuck makes these “Fanclub” videos so special? With so much free content available on sites like xvideos.com, the initial paywall is already a little too much to ask!

Tips From ThePornDude

The first thing I suggest is adding some decent incentive for the “Fanclub” content. At least give premium users some free videos for every “Fanclub” channel. If they’re already paying for content on the site, there’s almost no reason to pay extra for pretty much the same content. You can even offer a free trial period for every “Fanclub” channel. At least then, your users can decide whether the videos can make them hard enough to throw money at them! 

Conclusion

Faphouse.com has a collection of wrestling porn that will make you wonder why you’d ever waste jacking off to Sasha Banks during a pay-per-view event! You might as well pay for a bitch that can ACTUALLY wrestle and is happy fuck after. Now, THAT’s content worth paying for! Not to mention, the girls on this site are so hot, they make Beth Pheonix look like a fucking man troll! I bet you can’t wait to get your cock right into this shit, huh?! Well, what are you waiting for? Go nuts, you little freak!