Ultimate Surrender

Get ready to watch some titties flap around! As you know, I’ve been going through different wrestling porn websites, trying to cast a wide net and bring together as many of these bad boys in one place as possible. It’s all for you. I’ve found that countless fappers out there really love watching women in proper beatdowns. I don’t mean that in a misogynistic way. It’s fun to fap to people who are actively fighting while they’re also getting fucked. It’s also fun to watch naked babes rolling around. We’ve been joking about this since before the age of the internet. When two babes get in a catfight, we low-key hope to see some boobies fly out of their shirts. And hell, if they’re wrestling in mud, then it’s that much better.

Ultimate Surrender is Kink.Com’s take on the fetish, with a very simple and earnest approach. I’ve always known Kink to be extremely professional with their depictions of depraved or original smut content. Ultimate Surrender is no different. This is a fantastic site where you can check out tons of really exciting videos featuring girls rolling around in the ring. There’s no mud, I’m afraid. But there are lesbians! Entire armies of them. You might recognize some of them. Kink knew they had something special with Charlotte Sartre so they slapped her on the cover photo. They also have videos of her on Ultimate Surrender, of course. No bait and switch here. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if you manage to get Charlotte Sartre to perform for you, you’re likely producing top tier content. That woman doesn’t bend over for just anyone. She’s taking over the internet one fetish at a time.

A Bit Goofy, And Yet…

When it comes to wrestling porn websites, the first question on everyone’s mind has to do with whether the action they’re watching is indeed real. Now, this has different connotations in standard wrestling where you really just want to know if the wrestlers are actually trying to beat each other or if the fight is one huge rigged choreography. In smut, we’re a bit laxer with our definitions, but the idea stands. Are these girls just goofing around or are they genuinely trying to dominate each other, no matter what it takes? Well, they look pretty damn serious to me.

Oh sure, they laugh more often than you’d expect, but look at their muscles. Hell, look at their faces. These bitches are tense as fuck. They’re giving these fights their all and then some. They’re pushing, pulling, twisting and bending as far as they can in order to dominate each other and they don’t compromise. They don’t let each other win or whatever. This is very sincere naked wrestling at its finest. Since this is a porn site first, you won’t be seeing any kicks or punches. It’s all about the grips and the flips, but this works really well for fap fuel. You get to see the entire bodies, all of the action and a ton of kinky female naughty bits flapping around, while the girls try their best to stay on top. It’s really exciting shit.

Hardcore Penetration

You thought this was a sexless site, didn’t you? Worry not, ye of little faith. There’s a lot of fucking that goes down on Ultimate Surrender. There’s a lot more fucking than I expected to see. I thought this was going to be one of those kinds of wrestling sites that really fucking push the softcore angle, because they think fappers only want to see the actual wrestling. But, if you’re going to be hiring a couple of gorgeous lesbian babes and pitting them in the ring together, you might as well get your money’s worth and have them take some toys up their asses.

And boy, do these girls love plugging each other’s holes. There are moments of implied domination where one girl has managed to stay on top long enough to symbolically claim herself the winner. Except, instead of ending the fight and getting her belt, she continues the fight and breaks out the sex toys. She sexually dominates the opposing bitch right there in the ring, with all kinds of strap-ons, dildos, vibrators – you name it. There’s no end to the sexual escapades on Ultimate Surrender. I even saw a couple of bitches straight up squirt their pussy juices onto themselves, onto their own faces no less. I call this an act of submission. They did lose the fight after all.

The Marketing Confuses Me

You get to watch five free previews of any of the 981 scenes on Ultimate Surrender. After that, you have to sign in, or come back through an incognito window. They don’t want you to fap over and over again to the previews, I guess. They want you to sign up. Surprisingly, I’m ok with this. I don’t mind it when a porn studio is working hard to sell their product. They’re proud of it and they want to make bank. That’s all well and good. What I don’t understand is why every single preview only shows bits and pieces from the first part of the video – you know, the part with no sex in it. Oh sure, you see titties and asses flopping around, but if you judge Ultimate Surrender based on the previews they provide, you’ll easily conclude that they have no smut. Why? This feels really stupid. It’s like they’re shooting themselves in the foot.

To get free previews of Ultimate Surrender’s content and actually see the fucking, sucking, squirting and fingering you have to go to a free porn tube and check out the videos there. These videos were of course uploaded by Ultimate Surrender and they’re rather long. So, Ultimate Surrender themselves are uploading hotter previews elsewhere on the internet, for the world to see, in an unlimited supply, but on their own main fucking website, they’re holding back and making this place look like a softcore porn site. This is backwards marketing at its finest.

These Videos are Ancient

In the world of online porn, any smut that’s more than two years old is officially retro, at least in my book. Ultimate Surrender currently boasts 981 scenes. That’s a fantastic library. But the latest videos I could find were four years old. I can tell that back then they were uploading new vids several times a month, but they seem to have abandoned the site for the past four years, so why the fuck are they peddling it as part of a subscription? Well, it’s simple. This site is part of the Kink network. Most of the Kink network is actually active. They provide new uploads regularly. So, they have nothing to lose by actually including Ultimate Surrender as part of their subscription package, even if it is technically a dead site, frozen in time.

There’s an upside to all this. Even with the site lacking new uploads, at least six of the videos on here feature Charlotte Sartre. Again, this is my yardstick by which I measure quality of quantity. It works for me. I like what I’m seeing here. This porn library is loaded with high quality smut. It’s just marketed in a terrible way. I have a sneaking suspicion that Kink acquired this content from someone else, then included it in their network and just sort of abandoned it. Either way, the smut is there. It’s real, raw and unfiltered with a lot of depraved lesbian action, recorded across a good eight years. That’s pretty impressive stuff.

The Kink Network

You can’t sign up to Ultimate Surrender exclusively. You have to get on Kink with all of their channels. This is annoying, but not a deal breaker by any means. The shorter tiers are expensive, the longer ones come at a discount. You know the drill. You’ve got a 1-month, a 3-month, a 6-month and a 12-month plan. These will cost you $40, $30, $23.33 and $15 per month, respectively. I won’t do the math for you on the total payment per tier, because if you’re reading this, then you also have a calculator.

Kink have relatively high base prices, especially below the yearly tier, but they often have promos that automatically apply to your cart when you’re checking out the subscription tiers. I did this review in the fall and sure enough they had a fall promo. I wasn’t aware that we did that sort of thing, but hey, maybe it’s a back-to-school type deal. This promo makes the single month plan cost $21 and the yearly plan dials down to $7.5 a month, which is indeed a huge discount. Considering that this nets you access to the entire goddamn Kink network, I’d say that this last tier, with the fall discount, is a fantastic deal. Over 12,000 videos, my guy. That’s what you’re in for.