Gymnastic.xxx

I have seen a great many flexible women in porn – some of them can flex pretty well, and others almost look like contortionists. However, it is truly rare that I find a woman who can twist her body like a professional in a Cirque de Soleil performer. Going by the mononym Svetlana, she is the main attraction of GymnasticXXX.com.

And guys and gals, I gotta tell you that she is incredible.

But she is not the only attraction on this cavalcade of carnality. As we will see, this is perhaps the best gymnast, contortionist, I-can-bend-into-any-position-and-get-fucker-HARD website that I have seen yet. As always, if you think I am bullshitting, go through this whole review. ;)

Svetlana Certainly Is The Star Of The Show

Everyone likes doing it with a woman who can arch her back while getting pounded from behind, so you get that oh-so-extra special feeling. I myself like bending over a beautiful broad… backward, so you get a truly nice, unique look at her tasty-looking tatas. Other folks like fucking in Indian sex manual-inspired positions.

But few can contort themselves like the leading lady of this site, Svetlana, can.

She can plant her feet still, bend back and place her palms flat on the floor. This gal can not only do a perfect split but grab her leg and pull it straight up to the ceiling while her other one is perfectly erect. Moreover, Svetlana can do all of this and play with her goodies or let someone else enjoy her rubbery, ridiculously erotic body.

Given what I have seen, I would not be surprised if she could lick her pussy from behind!

As she says, "There is not a day in my life when I do not bend somehow or somewhere." And boy, can she – this is proof that practice makes perfect. But she doesn't just do this in boring underwear, like other "contortionists" who perform in the erotic arts.

She always wears wonderful costumes, lingerie, and other arousing clothes – or none at all. She often puts on naughty-looking nylon, plenty of pleasing lace, and, amazingly, nylon.

Based on what I have heard, wearing a full-body rubber suit has got to be hot – and I mean in terms of temperate, though Svet does look spicy in it. I am just not sure how she can stand to be in that much restricting material while bending her body around, masturbating, and more. Whatever the case, she can manage and in some of her scenes, she is not getting off alone.

She Takes Private Requests As Well

It is not uncommon, hell, it is practically expected for webcam models and OnlyFans exhibitionists to take personal requests and private shows. But I hardly ever see the opportunity to get treated to that sort of treatment on premium porn sites.

Good news: not so here!

As it turns out, Svetlana does that, and all you need to do is send her an email to [email protected] with the subject line Special Film Request: Gymnastic.xxx. I cannot tell you what she charges, but I'll bet, given the number of categories, she'll probably do it.

The Starlet Of This Site Has Hot And Horny Friends, Too

While Svetlana is the main attraction of this site and appears in most of the uploads, she is not the only one. They also have a comely collection of models from all over Europe. They do their own solo shoots, co-star, with Svetlana, or do it with other guest female models, or if you prefer, fellas too.

They are almost all of them pretty dang flexible and very often dress up in exotic, erotic costumes – not that they stay in them very long in most cases. The only thing that sucks is that there is not a model page to find all of these fine fuckers.

When It Comes To Channels, Svetlana And Company Don't Cut Corners

There are more than two dozen categories, or channels, attached to this dirty domain. Yes, they have all of the typical ones like Masturbation, Lingerie, Small Breasts, Big Boobs, and genres specific to this type of porn like Splits, Flexibility, and Contortion. But the porn producers on this site take things even further by including scenes such as Body Paint, Long Legs, Giantess, and Mask Fetish.

But that is not all. This site gets even freakier.

Ever heard of Zentai, AKA whole body encasement in latex, leather, or other materials? They have a category with dozens of scenes in it. There is even a category that I have never seen before on any smut site, gymnast-oriented or otherwise – called Dislocation. And yes, I did check. The label is accurate.

Oh, and like any good wank website, this one has a fine amount of photo galleries as well. As of my checking now, there are more than 5,300 fap-worthy photos organized into collections of several dozen to a couple hundred or so.

To find all of these vids and pics, the web designers outdid themselves. You can search for videos or pictures based on words or phrases and also plug in words you do think are relevant. Moving on, you can whittle down what will turn up based on the upload date relative to the present. And finally, you can check off whatever of the twenty-eight channels suits your sex drive at the time.

The Design Of This Site Is Truly Divine

The webmasters knew what they were doing when constructing this virtual temple to titillation. Each page has a nice series of well-rendered pictures from photo sets and full-motion scenes. And unlike so many other smut sites, this one provides a wonderful number of previews.

And I do not just mean that they give you a decent number of pictures to look at which cannot be scaled up. Instead, you get three thirty-second high-end trailers that give you a decent idea of what you will be getting off to. That may seem short, but as a saving grace, each promo comes with a description, the length, the rating, and a ton of tags.

Moving on to the attached tags describe the action well in the scenes and the category they fit in, which we have seen they have a lot. As far as ratings go, it would seem that the fans are split in the most confusing way possible. Most of them have thousands to tens of thousands of views and four or five stars out of five, five being more typical. But then there are the occasional vids that get two and a half stars, and those have about a thousand or fewer views. To make things even weirder, I have even seen a video that has zero stars despite the fact that the video looks lovely to me. And it has a couple of thousand views.

Seriously, look up "Private flexible Dance" and tell me that it looks bad. It's got our starring slut, Svetlana, doing some delightful erotic dancing to "Earn It" by The Weekend, so I am guessing this rating must be a glitch, so I am not going to dock points for that.

And this website is relatively friendly to users of different language backgrounds. The site can be displayed in English, German, and Spanish. Strange, though, that they do not have an option for a Slavi language given what (I think) is Svetlana's heritage. Furthermore, when you signup for a subscription, you can pick from fifteen languages which is nice considering the submission of payment and personal information is involved.

Speaking of subscriptions…

The Monthly Membership Plans Are A Bit Queer

Okay, I have some interesting stuff to say about the payment procedure goes. A single-month membership is only $24.95 a month and that recurs every month. Which I think is decent for what you get. I mean, look at everything that I have said so far – how could I not communicate that?

But when it comes to getting a long-term membership, it gets weird. See, usually, the longer subscription you get, the better things get when it comes to what you pay the equivalent of per month. That is true if you get a three-month payment period which is $59.95, or essentially $19.98 every thirty days. But a half-year plan is $99.95 or $16.66 a month. Not bad at all, great even, but your membership does not rebill for some reason.

I guess you'll have to set a reminder to keep paying for this porn site.

Whatever package you use, you stream everything whenever and get unlimited downloads – well, sort of. You can use PayPal via Epoch, a bank wire transfer, or a credit card. Further, you can do this as a "guest" or with a CCBill account which is a convenient service to safely store your payment data. If you don't have an account and want one, they do include a link to get that in a snap. For me, it is a minor feature but a nice one.

However, when it comes to getting an account, it is relatively straightforward, if not a little tedious. Rather than simply asking for your payment info, email, and desired username, they want to know your phone number, country, and street address.

Do You Want To Be A Model? Do You Like Making Money?

The people running this site seem to have a perfect understanding of networking as well. By partnering with Watch4Fetish.com, you can become a model and, who knows, be featured with Svet and her models. All you need to do is be eighteen and be willing to show off. To get going, scroll to the bottom of any particular page and ta the obvious link.

As for those of you who are shy or better at marketing and like what you see, then take advantage of the webmaster program. Since this site is nearly perfect, I don't think it will be hard to make money pimping this one.

Lastly, if you already have a sex site and want to take advantage of this website's unsurprising popularity, this website's partners will also promote your site for free! Again, just scroll down to the bottom of any Gymnastic.xxx page and tap the Free Advertising link and follow the directions.

And if you ask me, smart people will take advantage of this and become a webmaster, which, hypothetically, boost the popularity of Gymnastic XXX and your own platform at the same time.

As Far As Niche Sites, This One Is Good All Things Considered

Okay, there are a few not-so-sweet things about this website, but they are not that big of a deal. Still, in the interest of being complete, I should tell you that, at times, videos do not play smoothly or come off as a little choppy. However, the FAQ does tell you how to deal with this issue. Also, not every video, for some reason, can be downloaded.

The website also claims that they have daily, high-quality videos added, which is not true. But this digital porno palace is one of the rare ones which provides an updated calendar as to when new movies are going to be uploaded. And as a terrific bonus, you can tell by the title what you are going to see. When it comes to the real number of new nudity scenes you are going to see once a month, there are going to be at least half a dozen deviant digital additions.

Compared to many other websites I have seen – whether they are amateur sites or professional porn sites – that is pretty damn good.

If you need more incentive to give this gorgeous site a look, check out the Best Movie section. After all of this, that should get you over the hill when it comes to seriously consider getting a subscription to this one.

I am going to give this one four and a half hands.