Flashing Jungle

Not all porn sites are created equal. Some are B-tier garbage. That’s FlashingJungle for you. I’m sorry, am I being insensitive? Fuck it. I’m a porn reviewer. It’s my job to give it to you straight. Speaking of straight, this is a site for both men and women. As such, it features boobs, but also cocks. They’re everywhere. You can’t get away from the boobs and the cocks on this site. They come in various shapes, sizes and colors, but they’re connected by a common thread – they’re all exposed in public.

FlashingJungle is the name and public nudity is the game. This place is driven half and half by user submissions and owner posts. As a viewer you don’t really care much which is which. There’s smut. Let’s not overcomplicate it.

If you are an exhibitionist or the kind of cuck who likes it when other men fap to images of his wife, then you might find it fun to post your own smut on FlashingJungle. You are encouraged to. Like I said, a lot of this smut comes in from the people browsing this place. While I have a lot of complaints about the site itself, the content on here is pretty damn good. I mean, it’s exactly what is promised. Unfiltered, unsorted, raw public nudity with no real preference or tendency for a certain kind of woman or a certain kind of public place. This is a real Wild West of public nudity and it works damn well. So, if you’re here to fap, you’ll find what you’re looking for and if you’re here to post, well, other people will find your smut and possibly leave you a cum tribute. Let’s get into the details.

Show Off the Goods

Public exposure has been a popular fetish since before the invention of the wheel. People have been fucking damn near everywhere, throughout history. At a certain point we invented bedrooms as well as the concepts of monogamy and wearing underwear in front of strangers. Shit kind of went downhill from there. You ever see those documentaries of African tribes where all the babes are topless at all times? Ever wonder why everyone’s really fucking smiley in those documentaries? Yeah, I’d be smiling too if there were naked titties everywhere. Anyways, in the 21st century, the exhibitionist fetish is a return to form for mankind, though it has to be done in secrecy because it is technically illegal, but only if you get caught.

On the other hand, sharing pictures of your wife’s vagina online is perfectly legal, as long as she consents. To that end you might want to have her take a picture of herself holding a piece of paper that says FlashingJungle, so that at least one photo on there confirms her consent. You don’t have to do it with all your images, but it would behoove you to start with one. That way you gain credibility as an original content poster. Beyond that, go crazy. Remember, the same rule applies even if you’re a babe and you’re posting yourself. Then again, women have always had too much self-respect to read my reviews, so this entire segue has been one big waste of time. Let’s move on, shall we?

Tits, Cocks and Pussies

The images on here are pretty damn impressive, considering all of the smut is amateur shit. Hell, most of this smut wasn’t even planned for sharing. Exhibitionist couples often take a lot of photos, then decide what to post later, after the fact. Either way, the images that do end up on FlashingJungle are impressive both in terms of image fidelity and resolution. It helps that it’s much easier to post high quality images than it is to post videos. Those are bulky. FlashingJungle only deals in images so it’s much easier for them to keep hosting this smut without going out of business. By the way, there are animated GIFs as well, but in this day and age, those also count as images for some reason. Don’t look at me, it’s not my decision. Websites that support images but do not support videos usually allow you to post animated GIFs. It’s the way of the internet.

Most of the photos on FlashingJungle feature girls, with the occasional cock flapping in the wind. I am not seeing a gay switch to turn that shit off, so I guess I just have to scroll past the cocks and get to the pussies. This is perfectly fine; I’m not scarred by having seen cocks. But, it is a bit annoying that my middle-click scroll trick doesn’t work as well because of this. Sorry, I’ll explain:

Needs to Get with the Times

On sites that feature scrolling for smut images, like FlashingJungle, I press the middle button on my mouse, then move a bit downwards, so that the site starts sliding down on its own, loading new smut as I fap along. I can’t afford to do that here, because I might get stuck in a key fapping moment and I might bust a load to cocks. I’d rather die than chance it. Plus, you can’t scroll infinitely on FlashingJungle anyways. You eventually hit the page end and you have to hop to the next one. That’s a huge swing and a miss. Even with the cocks and all, infinite scrolling is a must. We’re living in the future. Pagination can die now. We’ve had enough of it.

FlashingJungle seems to be extremely popular with the old people. No wonder. Older people are more likely to be into cuck shit and cucks love exposing their wives. It’s the natural order of things. There’s also a smattering of young bucks posting their cocks on here for reasons that elude me. They’re young and hot. They should be out there getting laid, not posting their naked bodies on FlashingJungle so that old women can jack off to them. Whatever, man, it’s not like it matters. Ultimately, the public drives this site, so the public dictates what’s good and what’s bad. Personally, I’m not won over, but you might be, especially if you’re into exhibitionism.

Ancient Meat Curtains

On the matter of pussy, the aforementioned old people have made it so that most of the bitches on here are MILFs. I’m talking an average of 50 years old across the board. Yes, there are a few 25 year olds here and there, but for the most part you get posts from husbands who want to show off their wives. Once in a blue moon the old bitches post themselves, because they’re so far past their prime, they need to get wet somehow. I guess knowing that men on the internet are jacking off to your image makes you feel like you’re not quite too old yet.

I’m personally not a fan of these MILFs, even though most of them have impressively tight bodies for their age. You need to remember; I fuck 20-year-old models on the daily. I’m way past fucking MILFs unless I’m doing some sort of charity tour. I’d fuck a MILF if she was dying and her last wish was to swallow my cum. I am a generous porn god. I do not however, care to fap to images of droopy old ladies in my downtime. I’d rather check out the latest edition of fresh 18 year olds that have entered the scene.

Love It or Hate It

I’m going to assume that there’s some natural connection between you, this fetish, this site and these mommies. I’m going to assume that you like what you are hearing about these old ladies. If that’s the case, by all means, bookmark this site. My gripes with it have nothing to do with the content, I told you that. I just hate the layout. It makes no sense to me. Beyond the fact that it’s riddled with grammatical errors, the site looks like absolute dogshit. It’s shoved down the middle of the screen, with a ton of wasted margin space and only half of that portion is devoted to the smut. The other half just shows recommended posts. If this site were any narrower, you could print the whole thing onto a paper bill roll or a roll of toilet paper.

The design might be shit, but I’ll give credit where credit is due – this is a free website, presumably run by one person, made out of love and made available for free. I can’t just keep shitting on it forever. At some point I have to admit, this place is great. I love it when people get together to share smut with each other. It might not be my cup of tea, but it really doesn’t matter. What does matter is that people are having fun and these naked wives are definitely having the time of their life.