Reddit RimJob

I was today years old when I discovered that rimjob only refers to ass eating when it involves a woman licking male ass. I thought it was just a fancy way of talking about eating ass, but as it turns out, the combination of genders is important somehow. Ok, I’ll adapt. /r/RimJob that true to the name features nothing but images and videos of women eating male ass. There’s all kinds of experimentation and permutation of people in these clips and pictures, but the female tongue always ends up on the male ass. It’s that simple. It’s a bit of a hard fetish to love, considering the camera’s always zoomed the fuck in on some dude’s taint and you can see a lot of ball and cock that you didn’t ask for, but I’m guessing it’s some sort of dominance play. What better way to make a woman serve you as a sexually submissive fucktoy than to have her eat your ass?

The dudes on /r/RimJob are real Chads all around. They’ve got women submitting in the most extreme way possible. It’s one thing for a babe to take cock up her ass – that just requires her to lie back and do nothing. To perform a rimjob on her man she has to actually perform. She has to do work. She has to go out of her way to stick out her tongue and lick that asshole raw like it’s going out of style. I like these kinds of fetish plays, on principle. Even if I don’t necessarily find them very hot, I like the idea of seeing people playing with power dynamics in the bedroom. Plus, this is Reddit, so you know that what you’re seeing is what the community wants to share. Rimjob enthusiasts know rimjobs best. That’s how I see it.

Reddit Knows Best

Every single fetish community on Reddit has its own group of perverts who maintain and define the content that gets posted, even if they’re not the only ones doing the actual posting. They control the trends. The folks that keep /r/RimJob going give me the impression like they’re a bit conflicted. On the one hand, they keep posting rimjobs, which is a very female-submissive type of fetish. On the other, they’ve got tons of posts on here of bitches licking bull’s asses in front of their husbands. That’s cuck shit. I really didn’t think I’d find a ton of cuck shit on a subreddit about male domination of females. Oh well. To each his own.

This does, however, mean that the sub is a bit eccentric and some of you might not like it as a result. If you’re the type of guy who shies away from cuck content and multiple men in a single porn clip, then you might want to give this place a hard pass. I know you’re here for the rimming, but you’ll get more than you bargained for. Ultimately, it’s your choice. I personally don’t give a shit one way or the other. Objectively, I think that this is really hot smut.

Hot Man Ass?

Normally when I try to rate the hotness of a subreddit or a part of a porn website I try to get a feel for the type of pussy they’re serving. Are the babes young? Are they skinny? Do they have giant tits? Well, it’s kind of hard to make that assessment here on /r/RimJob because most of the camera angles are, as I mentioned before, zoomed the fuck in on male ass. How the fuck am I supposed to rate this shit for hotness? And while we’re on the subject, how the fuck are straight men fapping to this shit? I understand that you make believe like that’s you in the video, but does the idea seriously get you so hard that you can just ignore the man ass on screen? I’m perplexed.

For what it’s worth, some of the slightly longer clips do indeed show a bit of the babes and I liked what I saw. Hell, there’s a clip of Angela White right in the first few results, at least at the time of this review. That’s a good sign. The babes on /r/RimJob are indeed hot, the problem is you don’t get to see them very often. You mostly see the back of their heads. If there’s a competent cameraman behind them then you might see them framed a bit better, but most of the best shit on here is amateur and amateurs don’t have cameramen. The whole thing’s a fucking wash.

Short and Shorter Clips

Seeing as how this is Reddit and all, you shouldn’t expect to see any clips longer than a minute and that’s me being generous. Most of them are about five seconds across. If the person behind the camera was smart enough to remember that straight men like fapping to women, then you’ll get a bit of the girl before the camera goes spelunking down the guy’s taint. If not, well, all you see is taint. What a time to be alive! I’d love to give these independent porn producers more flak, but the truth is it’s not their fault. Reddit lends itself to short clips. The shorter the better. You can’t make quality rimjob porn in under 10 seconds, at least, not without a team behind you.

And, since most of these clips are made at home by loving husbands and wives, they’re all short and they’re all shallow. You see the man ass, you see the back of the girl’s head and you read the caption above. That’s the extent of your experience. At least the captions are hot. I’ll give them that. These captions definitely get me interested to see more. I just keep getting disappointed when I do.

Loving Relationships

There was once this funny little scene from a random ass hentai that I have never actually watched. It featured a girl saying “How can you say you love her if you can’t even eat her poop?”. It circulated around the web on account of how hilarious it was, but /r/RimJob reminds me of the sentiment. Rimjobs and /r/RimJob are a realistic portrayal of what that scene would be like in real life, but with the genders flipped. How can your wife say she loves you if she can’t even lick your asshole? Gaze upon the glorious sex lives of countless married people. They come online to post pictures of themselves getting all kinds of naughty, to inspire you to believe in love. You too could find someone willing to eat your ass, if you look hard enough.

This entire subreddit is kept afloat largely by the exhibitionist tendencies of countless white people who can’t keep their fetishes to themselves. Why are most of these couples white? I don’t know. I’m making a secular observation. Point is, there are a bunch of couples here and all of them are proud to show the world how far they’ve come in mutual respect and adoration. The wives lick the husband’s asses with so much vigor and thirst, you’d think they were prospecting for gold nuggets down there. They’re real troopers, these babes. As for the ones that lick bulls instead of their own husbands, what do you want me to say? I don’t understand cuck shit. I just review it. It’s there on /r/RimJob if you want to see it. More power to you.

Not Too Shabby

/r/RimJob passes my test for viable porn subreddits – there’s more than one post a day. That’s all I need to see to know that a sub is worth recommending. They’ve got just a bit over 170 thousand members with a few hundred active at any given point in time. These are good numbers. They essentially guarantee that you’ll be seeing all kinds of new content on the daily. Granted, it’s on the low end of post frequency, but you’ll make it work. Hell, scroll down into the older smut if you’re that thirsty.

Reddit is a free website, as you know, so all of this content is a gift. Cherish it as such. And of course, if you’re an aspiring rimjob enthusiast, feel free to drop these other perverts a line and see if you can’t strike up a conversation. It might be the start of a beautiful friendship. You never know. These people love going online to share their perversion with the world. You could be a part of that. Just don’t try to pick any of them up. That never works. Trust me.