Eporner Sleeping

What’s up, you filthy freak?! I’ve got to be honest with you… I’ve been developing some weird fucking fetishes lately. I mean, I’ve had pretty much every fetish under the fucking sun. The only person I know with as many fetishes as me is my main squeeze, Ms. PornDude! And lately, I’ve been looking at her while she sleeps thinking, “Damn… I’d really like to fuck her right now!” The thrill of fucking a girl while she’s sleeping is pretty fucking unique! I’ve done it before, but Ms. PornDude has been way too tired lately to be woken up by my cock every other night! 

So, like any good feminist, I made my way online to get off to girls totally willing to get fucked in their sleep! And boy, did I find some real treats! Since the last time I had a “sleeping” fetish, there’s been an avalanche of uploads of sluts getting fucked awake by their boyfriends and brothers! (Yeah, you read that right! Actual brothers! The number of guys that wanna fuck their family while they're sleeping is absurd!) 

Eporner.com is one of my favorite lesser-known sites for its amazing design and fucking fantastic collection of amateur porn. I’m thinking there needs to be a name for the kind of porn where real people just upload themselves doing the weirdest shit! I feel like sucking your step-brother’s cock while he’s sleeping is just a little different from just fucking in front of a camera! 

Anyway, considering Eporner’s massive collection of some of the best amateur porn on the web, it does not disappoint in the “sleep” category. There are a lot of amateur and professional videos that you’ll probably skip when looking through this category. But, when you find the videos recorded on a phone, your cock’s gonna stand to attention like the Manchurian fucking candidate! I’ll admit, the professional porn videos for this category are kind of mid. The amateur porn is gonna have that hand glued to your cock for so long, it’s gonna fucking hurt for a week! 

Sultry & Sexy Design

Eporner, despite not being as successful and well-known as Pornhub, has always had an arguably better web design. From the site layout to the filters to the fucking color choice! If you sit there and tell that black, red, and gold aren’t a thousand times sexier than Black and fucking “coffee brown orange”, you’re a fucking liar! Even the ads on the search page are less distracting than on the mighty Pornhub. 

If you want a premium web experience with filthy amateur sluts instead of Hollywood ones, Eporner is the place to be! You can have a completely seamless experience while browsing through over 15,000 sleep-related porn videos! And you get to do it without ever reaching for that poor wallet! 

Each thumbnail has the quality of the video on the top right. So, if you’re in the mood to watch the hairs on a bitches leg stand up while she has the sleepiest orgasm of her life, you can choose just that! Or, if you’re willing to watch the freakiest sex acts, you know where to look! We all know that anything under 720p is going to be some of the nastiest, most bizarre shit we’ve seen in a long time! And trust me… Here on Eporner, that’s exactly the case! I can’t fucking wait to get into it!

You can find all the related categories and searches to the left of the page. Once you click on any of them, you can send yourself down a nice sleepy rabbit hole where you’ll be jacking off until you fall asleep! You can choose any from “sleeping sister” to “sleeping anal”! You might even get lucky and find some videos with both of those tags! I know you’ve thought about fucking your sister in the ass while she sleeps at least once! Haha! Don’t you fucking lie to me! 

REAL Freaky Sleepy Fun!

First of all, I just want to talk about how impressive the streaming quality on this fucking site is! It might be a lesser-known site than Pornhub, but damn if it doesn’t have just as good streaming quality! Your lucky little pecker gets to enjoy all the best amateur content with ZERO loss in video quality for every single video! You could be watching this shit through a shitty windows vista laptop, and you’ll still probably receive less lag than a fucking YouTube video! You’ve gotta appreciate good quality when you see it! We live in very special times! 

Now onto the content! Like I mentioned before, I found a lot of the “professional” porn videos to be kind of unexciting. I mean, sure! It looks great. And those sluts can fuck better than regular bitch can ever hope to! But, there’s nothing thrilling about a paid actress pretending to be asleep! Guy cumming on his girlfriend’s mouth while she’s dead asleep! Now, that’s enough to get the blood flowing straight downstairs! I’m not joking either! That’s just one of the very first videos I saw while searching! And there’s SO much more where that came from!

Apparently, there are fucking thousands of guys who want to fuck their family members in their sleep! The number of videos you’ll find of guys fucking their sisters awake is insane! And when they do wake up, they wouldn’t scream and disown them like your sister would. They just perk right up and SUCK THEIR OWN BROTHER’S COCK! How fucking wild is that? That’s not even the craziest thing. I saw a dude film himself fingering his own mom’s ass while she was asleep! She didn’t even wake up! For whatever reason, his mom just sleeps naked. I guess she’s real open to all that incestuous degeneracy. And your lucky ass gets to enjoy it for free! 

Don’t get the wrong idea though. Not all the professional videos are boring and a little too scripted. There’s a hot scene with Jessyka Swan being finger fucked in her sleep until she gets up and gives a guy the best blowjob of his life! Imagine the amount of blowjobs you’ve gotta give to be THAT good while half asleep! That bitch didn’t even have her eyes open! I’m totally serious! It was like she was doing it from fucking muscle memory alone! 

What I Liked

If you’ve developed a weird fascination with sleepy sluts, Eporner’s the place where you’ll find all that nocturnal action from REAL people. You’ve gotta love the kinda slut that gets off on letting the world know how much of a real cock craver she is. I’m almost surprised that there were THAT many moms and sisters ready to get up and take some family dick! I bet you’re fucking jealous, huh? Well, you can be sure you’ll end up living alone if you ever tried that shit. Or worse! You could find yourself waking up to someone else’s cock inside you in prison! Haha!

Everyone loves a good bit of amateur content, but this is something fucking else. I’m not even sure some of this stuff can even be called amateur. These are just freaks partaking in the weirdest kind of degeneracy. I mean, sure! You can record yourself fucking and call that amateur porn. But what the fuck do you call it when you just bust ropes in your sleeping girlfriend’s face? As a matter of fact, who the fuck just does that and thinks that someone else will get off to it? Whoever it is a fucking evil genius!

What I Didn’t Like

I was pretty disappointed with the level of content from the professional videos. They weren’t nearly as exciting as the videos posted by the regular degenerates of the world. I mean, it seemed more lazy than sleepy at some point. Don’t get me wrong. There’s enough good pro stuff to really get you going for a while — I’ve never seen a girl fuck a passed-out guy so passionately! But, come on! A lot of these videos are barely worth watching in a normal category! 

Not to mention, a lot of the videos in the “sleeping” category were completely unrelated! There were videos of normal actors just having normal sex! I’m not even sure if the word “sleep” was even in the title. There was one video with the title “Sleeping Princess” that featured a girl just masturbating on the bed! HEY! Most solo masturbation videos take place in a fucking bed! I don’t just assume they were asleep before the video!

Tips From ThePornDude

Seeing the video quality for each video is pretty helpful. It lets me know if I’m gonna enjoy a great quality video with great production and seamless streaming! It also lets me know there’s a chance that this 240p video is gonna be some of the craziest shit I’ll see for the entire day! But, it would be great if I had the opportunity to filter through the lower filtered ones. Currently, there’s only the option to filter through the higher-rated videos. I’d love the opportunity to browse through the videos that I know are too fucked up to be recorded on any half-decent camera!

Conclusion

Eporner.com is known for having some of the best amateur content in the fucking game. The sleeping category is no exception! You can find the wildest videos from REAL sluts all over the world. There’s nothing better than the thrill of seeing the freakiest sex pests live on the edge! Haha! You can find the most authentic videos with perfect streaming quality to please your cock all fucking day! Have at it, you delightful pervert!