XVideos Smoking Fetish

What’s up, you naughty little nutcracker!? Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction? Mrs. PornDude and I were having a “Netflix and Chill” night the other night, and we decided to watch some old Tarantino films. I was scrolling through the movies when I saw the iconic picture of Uma Thurman’s sweet little as smoking on the bed. After getting my cock sucked right after the movie, I developed a sexual association with that very picture. It stuck in my head all fucking night! (Sorry, babe!) 

So, of course, I went online to satisfy my new little desire… But what could I search for? Sure, I could have typed in “Uma Thurman smoking porn”, but that’s a little too on the nose. I didn’t want to see just Uma Thurman. I wanted to see a girl get fucked after, before, or during smoking a cigarette. I wanted to delve into that 90’s neo-noir fantasy as much as I could! I needed to feel like the girl being fucked was some tired hooker from the streets of New York with a dysfunctional relationship with a dirty cop! 

I went straight to Xvideos, where I was VERY pleasantly surprised. There are tens of thousands of hot smoking porn all over this site. And it wasn’t just bitches dressed as the cover of Pulp Fiction. (Although, there was plenty of that too!) There were all kinds of wacky and bizarre smoking porn to get off to. From people smoking while sucking cock (Literally WHILE sucking cock!) to girls fucking for cigarettes! It was like I immediately hit the jackpot. 

And today, so will you! I’m gonna be talking about the wacky world of tobacco-toking sluts! And we’re gonna go all the way to the top of the porn chain to find it! Xvideos has an amazing number of unique and diverse smoking videos to satisfy all of your scummy streets-of-New York fantasies. I haven’t found that kind of instant gratification since… Well, since my girl sucked my cock the other night, haha! 

I bet you can’t wait to get into it, huh? Well, if you can hold out, tiger, I’ll let you know exactly what to expect. Then you can judge for yourself whether it’s worth your cock’s time! (I bet you’re already ready to leave, haha! Fine by me! Go have fun, you little animal!)

Cleaner Than These Slut’s Lungs

I can’t get over how cool Xvideos’ night mode is. No matter where you are, this site knows when the sun is about to go down and when you’ve got to be as discrete as possible. Wouldn’t want anyone peeking in your room to see a page full of pussy! With a bright white background, your neighbor could probably see it from outside your fucking window! The black background provides an automatically discreet cover that matches your nighttime naughty vibe.

It’s also a lot easier on the eyes. And, get this, the black background saves your battery too! Xvideos knows you want to conserve performance for the most reliable stream! So, while you’ve got COD paused in the background, Xvideos gives you just a little bit of extra CPU to keep your PC from burning out after multiple tabs of porn, haha! Isn’t that considerate?

You’ll also be able to enjoy minimum ads, as always. Xvideos is the one site that has a huge collection of amateur porn while remaining completely professional. You can browse as much as you’d like without being pulled around the internet. You won’t have to click off multiple tabs whenever you click an open space. We know you have way too many tabs open anyway! Haha! 

Smoking Hot Smoking Sluts

One thing I’ve noticed with videos on Xvideos is that the indicator doesn’t always match the camera quality. Sure, a video will say that it’s 1080p, but that doesn’t have much to do with the $50 camera that some of these sluts are using. So, while the thumbnail indicates that the video is in HD, there’s only so much a cheap camera can do! 

But that’s the beautiful thing about amateur porn. These sluts are just doing it for the love of the game! They’re not like the pros on Pornhub. They’re the real fucking deal. Bonafide, down-and-dirty whores just for you, my pervy little freak! 

I’ve also noticed many videos in the “smoking fetish” category that had nothing to do with smoking. The title would just include the word smoking, like “Smoking Hot Girl Get’s Fucked By…” It was a little bit of a boner killer. I’d expect a little more from a site like this. Well, anyway, let’s get into the good shit. I’m sure your cock is just waiting to find out what this content is all about! 

One of the videos I came across was titled, “WELSH SLAG CHAV FUCKS STRANGER FOR CIGGIES - Shannon Heels”. And it’s exactly as the title describes. I had to search up who Shannon Heels was just to see if it really was just some random slut who actually sucked a guy off for some cigarettes! It turns out Shannon Heels is actually a porn actor… And one of the dirtiest out there! 

This bitch is known for having some of the skankiest content you can find, and she is in no way ashamed about it! If you’re looking for some slut who’s willing to act like a second-rate whore for your entertainment, give this girl a try! I know I will! So, the video starts off with this “welsh chav” talking to the cameraman, trying to convince him to give her a cigarette. (A chav is like a UK term for a kind of street dweller — Someone who were’s tracksuits and drinks in a park. Just imagine a Russian dude in an Addidas tracksuit and a bottle of vodka… But with a Welsh accent, haha!)

The video goes on for a while, and the chav girl is talking to the cameraman about what an awesome little skank she is while smoking his cigarettes! And she’s doing a pretty damn good job of it. You’ll have to skip further into the video if you want to get straight into the action because it drags on quite a bit. If you do, you’ll see a shot of her taking her tits out in the most beautifully graceless way. It’s the only way you could imagine a girl like her could.

There was no seductiveness. Just “Here are my tits. You like ‘em? Let me squeeze the cunts for you! You can cum on them if you like, bruv!” Eventually, this bitch just pulls down her cheap leggings and bends over on a fence for the guy to fuck her. The cameraman obviously obliges! This dude is going to town on her from behind! He even grabs the bitch’s ponytail for leverage! Imagine meeting a dude, asking for a cigarette, then getting ruthlessly fucked from behind, not 10 minutes later? Haha! This is some of the most amazing skank activity I’ve ever seen!

What I Liked

I’m pretty impressed with the creativity of these videos. Sure, you’ll find many videos of girls smoking after sex in the classic noir fetish style. And that’s great! But there are also videos of bitches toking on a cigarette while toking on a cock! Literally taking a break from one to the other! I’m thinking of one video in particular, and I’m gonna be thinking about it for a long fucking time! (If you want to watch it for yourself, it’s titled “Granny having fun with young lover while smoking”. It’s a fucking blast!)

What I Didn’t Like

I didn’t like finding a bunch of videos in the “smoking fetish” category that had literally nothing to do with smoking. These videos literally just had the word “smoking” in the title! I thought you were better than that, Xvideos! Do you just put a bunch of random videos on a page with words linking to the category? Don’t you have a fucking tag system? 

Tips From ThePornDude

That actually brings me to my next point. It kinda sucks that I can’t enhance my search. Most [good] porn sites have a list of categories at the side of the screen, allowing you to add categories to the category page you’re on. What if I wanted to find hot vintage videos of Afro-haired ebony chicks smoking? Sounds hot, right? Well, it’d be even hotter if I didn’t have to type in “Afro-haird ebony chicks!” I just want to click the “Ebony” tag to browse through them! 

Conclusion

If you’re looking to fulfill some good old, lung-burning slut action, Xvideos has got you covered! You’ll find some of the most diverse collections of unique videos of sluts toking on tobacco before, after, and even during getting fucked in any of their holes! These are some of the best amateur “smoking” content you can come across. I’m sure you’ll be able to satisfy your neo-noir fantasies as quickly as me! So, what are you waiting for? I bet you’re hard as a fucking rock right now, haha! Knock yourself, you naughty little cum fiend!