AlohaTube Spanking

Most of you probably already know that AlohaTube is one of the most popular tube sites on the web that isn’t actually a tube site. That’s right. You’ve been successfully duped! This place is actually a video aggregator. They don’t host any videos. Weren’t you surprised to see that all the content on here was uploaded by random users, but there’s no upload button for you – the random user? That’s because all of this content is coming in from other free porn tubes of all kinds as well as some studios that really like having their work embedded on external sites. It’s all in good fun, since AlohaTube offers free exposure by virtue of existing. You can think of this place as some sort of mix between a dumping ground and a marketing destination for all kinds of porn producers and distributors.

This system comes with its various ups and downs, especially now that we’re looking at spanking porn specifically. This kind of smut is extremely fetishistic, in terms of the devotion needed to pull off a proper believable experience. Fetishists are usually committed people who know their smut. They or I should say you are not the kind of casual viewers who’ll settle for a compromise. If AlohaTube claims to have spanking content then they better fucking deliver in droves. Spanking enthusiasts don’t like having their time wasted and neither do I. I gave AlohaTube’s spanking section a fine and careful browse to figure out whether this place is a worthwhile fap den and we’re about to reap the rewards of my work. I’m going to outline everything there is to know about this fap tube and I’ll also try to compare it a bit to other similar fapping sites within the same category.

Weird Vibes

It’s unavoidable, let’s talk about the weird vibes. You know those moments when you accidentally wander into a small-scale Russian porn tube and all the smut starts to give you extreme Slavic vibes? Like, everything is low resolution and there are intricate expensive carpets everywhere? Yeah, that’s the vibe I get every single time I check out AlohaTube’s spanking section. Don’t get me wrong, there’s professional A-tier western smut here. It’s available in spades. But you’re exclusively looking for spanking videos on here you don’t exactly get a very stringent content sort. It’s just a huge dump of thumbnails that lead to videos and all of them come with the promise of spanking, with no real guarantee.

The entire place feels so damn random and unsorted that I often wonder how this place manages to maintain an active following of masturbators who keep coming back for more. Keep in mind, I’m not criticizing the content on the site or even the site itself. I just have a general problem with unsorted and unfiltered content coming in from random and unrelated sources. It doesn’t mix well together. You’ll see a random softcore spanking video featuring some nubile Slavic vixen, filmed in 240p on a potato camera, right next to the latest Natalie Mars BDSM play from whatever top tier studio she’s working with today. This shit confuses me to no end. It’s hard to stay consistently aroused, because I’m not given a consistent supply of the same kind of smut.

Spanking Optional

However, what you do end up getting on AlohaTube is pretty damn arousing nonetheless. You should just give up any and all expectations. That’s no joke. If you expect to see spanking exclusively, even that in itself is an exaggerated expectation. This might be the spanking section, but I mentioned a BDSM Natalie Mars video earlier? Yeah, that was on the front page. What makes this super ironic is that Natalie Mars has indeed done spanking at some point in career as far as I can remember. I won’t be tracking the video down for you, it really doesn’t matter. The point is, this video that I am watching right now features her eating a girl’s ass then pounding said ass hard until it’s sore. No spanking, though.

This is a prevalent trend on the site. You get several spanking videos in a row, with varying degrees of quality, but more than enough pink asses. Then, out of nowhere, you see a random lesbian video that features sex toys and no real spanking in sight. Sometimes it’s a BDSM video, other times it’s softcore porn. Hell, I even saw a couple of ASMR videos on there. What do any of these have to do with spanking? Sweet fucking nothing, that’s what. Still, they made it onto this site, because there’s no real filtering. That’s what makes this place so hard to navigate, you feel me? No guarantees, no consistency.

BDSM Versus Spanking

If you come to AlohaTube looking for pure spanking videos with no embellishment, then I think you’re going to get blue balled. At the very least you’ll be very disappointed. Here’s the thing: Most of the curation work, if you can call it that, is done automatically by bots. This content is pulled in by scripts from various websites where the tagging is all-over the place. That’s why the common thread among all of these videos is not exactly spanking, but rather ass punishment. I can’t be clearer or more specific than that if I wanted to.

There’s anal punishment in the penetrative sense. There’s anal worship with ass eating, followed by butt plug insertions and all kinds of similar dominant ass play. You also get a ton of BDSM scenarios with ropes, gags, chains and so on. In these videos you get to see the girls in a lot of sexual pain, but their asses get shown off more than enough. Except, you can’t be sure there’s going to be a spanking scene. It’s possible that instead the ass is going to be shocked with electricity or burned with a candle. So, in other words, you get to see asses punished, but not necessarily spanked.

Tons of Gorgeous Babes

What I really like about this kind of disjointed content that’s barely held together by a loose topic is that the selection of involved women is all-over the place. All the babes on this site seem to have very little in common with one another, especially across different productions. Sites like Tushy, for example, hire gorgeous babes with giant asses, usually from the triple A tier of the western porn industry. Some other sites, especially ones that deal in BDSM and transgender girls will hire babes like Natalie Mars. Then, there’s the huge smattering of B-tier productions that hire women that look like they fell off the ugly bus. However, they all have fantastic asses.

This is the saving grace. If you’re here to fap to asses, by golly, you’re going to find a lot of asses that are worth fapping to. I am beyond satisfied with what I’ve seen so far, both in terms of quality and quantity. These babes really bring their A-game. Oh sure, some of them are butterfaces, but all of them have asses that deserve to be spanked and overall punished. Plus, the asses look delicious when they’re pinked over. It’s all one big party on AlohaTube, let me tell you.

Retro and Variety

I mentioned B-tier pornography earlier and I was unfortunately not referring to modern smut that features unknown babes. Instead, you’re looking at relatively expensive and ambitious productions that feature gorgeous babes, sometimes more than 3 of them at a time, and it’s clear that whoever made these videos was really trying to produce something wonderful. That’s great. I love these videos. The downside is that they’re all old as shit. I can’t exactly carbon date them and I wouldn’t care to try if it was possible, because this is really irrelevant. The vibe is there. These videos reek of camcorders. They have that kind of last-generation smell to them. However, these are the exact same videos that I found the most arousing. Sure, the lower visual fidelity is wonky, but the babes are so fucking hot. The tits are gigantic, the asses won’t quit and the babes are damn committed to their craft.

I was a bit disappointed to find a serious lack of variety on the site, in terms of the babes. 99% of these bitches are hot and slim white women. I wouldn’t call them skinny, because skinny bitches just look malnourished. I like to pound my girls hard so I try to make sure they at least have some suspension and boy do these girls bring the heavy suspension. They’re perfect. That being said, we need more Latinas and Black girls. Though, there are a few Asians sprinkled throughout so at least there’s that.