AlohaTube Squirting

What better way to affirm your God-given talent for pleasuring women than to get a bitch to blast a load all-over your cock? Forget all the myths about the female orgasm and worrying about whether not she’s faking it. Focus on the squirting instead. Some say that squirting is the ultimate form of female orgasm. Others believe that squirting is merely just pissing, so the sexual satisfaction is completely irrelevant. In my personal experience, true squirting orgasms are small. The babes that I’ve satisfied to completion rarely shot more than a few drops across my cock or my face. This is how it’s been in my sex life at least. Professional porn actresses take this practice to entirely new levels with explosions that pretty much empty their bladders. Hell, if a bitch is exploding gallons of liquid on you, you know it has to be piss. Where else would she be getting that much liquid all at once? Pussy juices? I think not.

AlohaTube rakes in their content from other sites. They don’t host their own videos. They aggregate. As such they’re the perfect source for fetishistic content. Different fappers have different expectations when it comes to fetish porn, so casting a wide net like this is sure to hit all the marks, at the cost of making the video choices kind of disjointed and partially unrelated. I like it. Hell, I loved every single video I checked out across this section and few of them actually felt similar. Yes, the squirting was a common trend across all of them, but there were vastly differing styles.

MILFs, GILFs and More

There was a large breasted MILF masturbating out in public, a professional camwhore exploding on her sofa, while using a high-powered vibrator and a lot of smut in which dudes straight up anally decimate women in order to get them to squirt. There are no rules here, only the final expectation of a wet reward. That’s what I love about squirt porn on AlohaTube. You always know what the destination is going to be, but you have no idea how they’re going to get there. It’s always a fun adventure, finding out.

We live in a day and age where everyone is welcome and encouraged to make their own smut, the way they see fit. Combining that with the fact that the best porn often floats to the top of every results page and you’ve got yourself a guarantee of high-quality pussy from all kinds of different sources. While we’re on the subject, please check out the squirt porn brought in by PerverseFamily if you’re in the mood for really disgusting squirting videos featuring multiple babes at a time. It’s fantastic shit. Anyways, the babes on here come in all kinds of different shapes and sizes, but somehow, they’re all perfectly hot.

Young Babes are The Best

Professional porn studios tend to hire nubile young bitches with eating disorders. Camwhores who make their own smut aren’t too concerned about weight loss, so they have more natural bodies. This helps keep their titties larger. Losing weight also shrinks titties. This is a tragedy. I’m not saying I’m down for land whales, but you get the idea. Anorexia isn’t sexy. I like my women with curves. You’ll also see a fair bit of MILFs, wives and even grannies, though even these manage to make me hard as a rock, on account of how dedicated they are to making quality smut. This is a wonderful time to be alive and it’s a great time for quality porn. The standards have gone up. AlohaTube might be raking in videos wildly and casting a wide net, but somehow all of the videos on this squirting section are top-notch. There’s no need to compromise anymore.

On top of the variety of pussy types, there’s also variety of cultural influences, with a ton of Eastern European efforts to break into the mainstream and make some noise. The Czechs in particular have been working hard to prove that their babes are top tier squirting experts and I personally think they’ve got a chance at winning the fight. Czech babes go hard. They might not be as hot as premium western triple A actresses, but they make up for that with charisma and a thirst for cock.

Dudes Help Out, Sometimes

Speaking of cock, there’s a decent amount of cock sprinkled across these videos. I’d say that about 50% of all the videos on AlohaTube’s squirting section feature cocks and they always manage to find their way inside a vagina. It’s all in the name of squirting, of course. They work hard to get the women to hardcore ecstasy. I like these videos almost as much as the solo shit, but I think they’re a hard sell. The babes simply do a better job at entertaining and arousing me when they’re focusing on their personal satisfaction alone. Sure, they love to get dicked, but when squirting is the ultimate goal, it’s better to just let them work their clits alone. They can focus on the task at hand.

Either way, there’s no wrong way to fap to squirt porn on AlohaTube. All of the videos culminate in the exact same way, so you know you’re going to get your fill. Sometimes you’ll have to jump forward past some of the action in order to get to the wet stuff, but most of these videos are kind of short so it’s not like you have to do a lot of searching.

Fun Place to Fap

I actually love that the videos are shorter than average, because when I’m in the mood for a particular sexual act, I don’t want to see too much padding. Watching a babe take cock for 30 minutes before she squirts at all isn’t my idea of a satisfactory fetishistic fap. Sure, it’s great for casual faps, but when I’m on the prowl for squirting porn, I want to skip to the good part. Hell, I want the whole damn video to be the good part. AlohaTube provides just that.

I found AlohaTube’s general ease of use very surprising. Lately, these kinds of websites have really been piling on the ads and paid redirects in order to justify doing all of this work for free. AlohaTube seems to be pretty damn immune. Sure, there are still ads on some destination sites, but for the most part I went from checking out a thumbnail to jacking off to the content in under 3 seconds, every single time.

Perfect Fetish for Everyone

This is more than fair, considering I got all of this content for free. Sure, it is a bit unfortunate that I can’t also download these videos to my computer, but it’s not like AlohaTube is going anywhere any time soon. You can always come back for more. And, the site works great on phones, though it is a bit easier to navigate on PC. I’ll admit that much.

My favorite part of AlohaTube’s squirt section is the actual browsing, which is strange considering how much of an impatient cunt I am when I’m in a fapping mood. You know that feeling you get when you’re browsing really amazing porn and you just can’t pick a video to fap to, because every time you scroll down you see something even hotter than before? Yeah, that’s a good feeling. It means that there’s always more quality to be unearthed and it gives you every incentive to come back for more in the future. Plus, squirting porn is kind of a straight male passion, regardless of any fetishism, so this place is a perfect smut den for everyone, not just squirting fetishists.

Many Ways to Squirt

Some of the babes on here get really damn original with their squirting ideas. I love exploring their adventures on AlohaTube. I’m seeing bitches trying to squirt without penetration, or squirt after nothing but anal sex. Then, there are the solo babes who squirt into their own mouths or squirt while watching and reviewing squirt porn compilations. This entire goddamn section is a dream come true and it’s all available for free. This is the promised future I wanted to see when I was younger. It’s here. Some of the best fap-worthy squirt pornography is on AlohaTube and it’s all completely free. I’m glad I was born into this century.

If it wasn’t painfully obvious already, AlohaTube’s squirting section comes with a huge mix of both professional and amateur pornography. You could find some actual homemade smut on here featuring married people in the comfort of their own homes. Or, you could go for the clearly professionally produced videos that come with a fucking watermark from the source studio. Like I said, there’s no wrong way to fap to squirt porn on AlohaTube. Check this place out. Thank me later.