PornHub Squirt

The PornDude dictionary defines squirting as “when women piss and men pretend that said women’s piss isn’t piss, but rather a magical orgasm nectar that definitely isn’t piss”. It’s piss. Squirting is pissing. That being said, I’ve had women piss on me before, so I am definitely not judging. Hell, I’m hard. Having a chick explode like a fucking lawn sprinkler is extremely fun. It’s an accomplishment. It’s a sign you’ve rubbed her the right way. It’s also one of few types of female orgasm that can’t be faked. I mean, I guess she could just piss normally, but like, I would assume that would look different than a squirt orgasm, right? Let’s hope so. I can’t handle having my heart broken again.

The female squirt has been a glorified element of pornography since the advent of smut and for good reason. The concept is also kind of popular among the general public, although most people won’t fucking admit it. I’ve met a ton of women who have straight up told me that they squirt on the daily and this is just a normal occurrence for them. I naturally had to fuck them all to see for myself and indeed, I can confirm; the bitches squirted hard. I loved every second of it. As for how you can make bitches squirt yourself and what you have to do in order to get to that point, well, you’ll have to watch a ton of squirt porn to figure that one out for yourself. Try to memorize the motions and the plays that these pornstars perform in order to get to that golden apex, then find yourself a real woman to rub the right way. As far as I know, making a chick squirt by using your cock alone is almost impossible, so by all means consider that a challenge.

Arguably, The Best Free Porn Tube

What better place to watch squirt pornography than PornHub? This place has it all. Well, that’s not entirely true. They did scrub their old-school potato cam videos that were randomly uploaded by people from all-over the world. PornHub has been going really vanilla with their content lately. That being said, it’s working pretty damn well for them. The content is rising in numbers and there’s clearly a bar of quality set pretty damn high. Even the independently produced stuff doesn’t feel like amateur smut anymore. I have mixed feelings about this, but it doesn’t matter. Ultimately, PornHub have done an amazing job at staying on top and providing you with oodles of quality content.

On the topic of squirt porn on PornHub, well, it all boils down to community interest and boy is there a lot of demand for squirt porn. People really seem to love this shit. It’s overshadowed by broader categories like lesbian sex and anal, but those are umbrella terms. Squirting could happen to any woman in any scenario. Hell, it could all overlap together. You could watch a lesbian anal video with squirting built in. Plus, since they’re lesbians and all, that means you could theoretically see two chicks squirt instead of one. There’s no wrong way to enjoy squirt porn on PornHub.

Professional Amateurs Blowing Loads

The best squirting content on PornHub comes from women who are talented at the act itself. These are babes that have made a name for themselves in the industry, either through their work with porn studios or by releasing homemade smut. These girls are basically carrying the entire fetish. You’ve got a lot of babes that don’t know the first thing about squirting too, but those are one-offs. They happened to squirt in one clip and that clip made it onto PornHub. That’s all well and good. I’m more impressed by the queens that are releasing regular squirting videos on the fucking daily. They’re really making the fetish their own.

I’m not surprised to see this trend on PornHub, since they’ve been pushing for a social media format of their site for the past few years. They essentially want to encourage babes to come to their site and form a profile that they nurture over time across as many different genres as possible. The babes want to trend across different tags, so if they can match the tag, they make the effort. In other words, if you’re a babe who can squirt, there’s money and popularity waiting for you on PornHub. That’s why this place is loaded with homemade smut, powered by professional camera equipment. This is my favorite kind of porn.

Teaching You the Moves

I’m seeing a lot of videos on here that serve to straight up teach you how to get a woman to squirt. Some of them don’t even show actual sexual penetration, because there’s no need. Keep in mind, these were made as tutorials to get you to actually bring a woman to an explosive orgasm in real life. They’re not made for fapping. There are mixed videos that both teach the lesson and show it in real-time. Those you can enjoy as fap fuel, for sure. They show you random gorgeous babes, at home, with their boyfriends, going through the motions very carefully and meticulously with the intent to blow a huge fucking load. Hell, some of them make a competition out of it. They want to see how far the pussy juice will fly.

The babes on PornHub are possibly the most beautiful women from around the world. It’s the direct effect of capitalism. PornHub are the big dogs so the most beautiful women flock there. Every single homemade production on here features a woman that I can only describe as a perfect ten. Granted, there are countless ugly bitches as well, but you simply can’t find them unless you hire a private investigator to look past page 100 or whatever the fuck. The perfect babes are so abundant that they flood all the primary results pages and it’s no different here with the squirt porn. All of these babes are fucking perfect.

Professional and Realistic

On the flip side, you’ve got some professional smut on here as well featuring recognizable faces from the porn industry, but they’re kind of stale compared to the more modern stuff. My favorite professional squirt porn format is actually solo play or multiple girls on screen. Having a guy involved kind of damages the action for me. Normally I wouldn’t mind much, but when it comes to squirting porn, you really don’t need a guy. Penetration doesn’t help force the ejaculate out, so it’s not like the cock is a necessary tool. You’re better off just getting a lesbian to do the rubbing. Lord knows they know vaginas better than men do. I mean, I’m a master of pussy and even I wouldn’t dare compete against an actual woman when it comes to knowledge of the female anatomy.

The squirting on PornHub is all real, as far as I can tell. It’s not like there’s any way for them to fake the fucking action. Hell, it would be easier to fake a cumshot with fake cum. With squirting, you straight up see the liquid come out of the vagina or the pee hole if you want to be really precise with it. Point is, it’s hard if not impossible to fake squirting orgasms and this adds to the quality of the experience. Women fake orgasms all the time, so it’s nice to see something authentic for once. I think this is a large part of the appeal of squirt porn. You know what the girl is going through because you see the effect of it with your own eyes.

Just Keep Coming

I really love the long form videos on here that feature babes that try to squirt as many times as possible in a single session. I found this really neat video by some bitch called AdoredHippie. I’m picking her out of a hat. I don’t know her. I loved her smut. She’s gorgeous as fuck, naturally, but more to the point, she’s got a boyfriend who seems to really know how to get her to squirt. He goes at her for about 15 minutes, pushing her to three separate majestic orgasms all of which have her spraying like a fucking fountain. This is my idea of top tier content.

PornHub’s squirting content really sticks out as a proper smut gem because it’s the kind of content that any female attracted individual can enjoy. Most people who read my reviews are into women, or so I’ve been led to believe, so I imagine that anyone on my site would love this content. You don’t have to be a fetishist to fap to this stuff. If you happen to be a squirting fetishist, though, that’s even better. Go nuts. You’ll love it here. It’s all free and most of the content is available in HD. This place is a godsend.