SxyPrn Squirt

What’s up, you filthy little pervert? How’s about we get into some good old watersports!? For a while now, we guys have been REALLY into girls squirting. I have no idea where it started. I know I’m the to know this shit, but I haven’t got a fucking idea. I would say it was the Japanese. Any weird fetish that’s popular today, I think we could all thank Japan for, haha! Those beautiful freaks! 

Anyway, you might have thought you’d seen just about every kind of squirting possible. I’m here to tell you you’re dead wrong, friend. Haha! Who the hell do you think you are? I haven’t even seen every kind of squirting! And I’m almost certain I’ve seen the first one! There are a bunch of different ladies, all with unique anatomies that cause them to gush in different ways. Some girls just aren’t lucky enough to have their pussy work like that. But, hey! At least that’s a lot less cleaning to do. 

Today, we’re going to look at the ladies on Sxyprn.com. This site has over 2200 videos of all kinds of body fluid flying around for your entertainment. Now, relatively, 2200+ videos of squirt porn is fucking nothing. But, for what Sxyprn.com lacks in quantity (and maybe quality), it makes up for in originality. That’s kind of what this site has going for it. You won’t be able to find shit like this anywhere else! 

Maybe if this site makes a few adjustments, you’ll be looking at one of the next big dogs in the porn industry! With so much saturation in the medium, original videos like these go a pretty long way. Since everyone is into amateur porn nowadays, it’s hard to find professional porn that can keep you interested. Sxyprn.com is one of the few places where you can find a pro porn video and think, <i>”I might just stick around for this”</i>. 

While 2200+ isn’t exactly a massive amount of videos, you’ll likely find one video that you’ll wanna watch 2200 times! I’ve found a couple that has kept me glued to my seat for longer than I’d like to admit! Haha! Anyway, let’s get right into it!

Clean Enough to Slip Right Over!

While there are a hot 2200 videos for you to browse through, you’ll have a lot of trouble doing so. Sxyprn.com hasn’t yet figured out how to keep you on the same page for more than half a minute. You’ll be opening random pages every few moments whenever you click an open space. For a site with so much potential, it’s infuriating. 

If this site didn’t have such a feature, you would be able to happily few all the thumbnails’ video previews. I guess you still kind of can. You just have to be careful not to click anything… 

Above the thumbnails, you have the option to switch between mediums. If you feel like looking at photos of some hardcore watersports, just head on over to “Photos”. If you want exclusive movies that usually cost money or are no longer online, click “Torrents” to see what suits your fancy. Underneath that, there are a few filters. It’s not exactly the most intuitive system… Really, it’s just four options to search videos by: Latest, Trending, Views, and Orgasmic (videos with the most likes). 

You have the ability to like, favorite, and the video to the playlist. Although, I don’t see why it makes sense to have this option on the thumbnail. Surely, you should see the video before you can react to it. Look, the user interface isn’t exactly this site’s strong point. There’s a bunch of banner ads, pop-up ads, pop-up pages, ugly layouts — it’s a fucking catastrophe!

Where the real gold lies is in the content!

Sexy Fire Hoses!

First, I love how I can finally interact with the content on the page. It’s been too long! I was sick of having to bookmark a fucking page to my browser just because I couldn’t make a playlist. But, after months of complaining, we’re finally here. You can finally enjoy the content here like you were meant to! 

There’s a tonne of content here that you won’t be able to find anywhere else. I mean, you think you’ve seen squirting? I guarantee there’s one tasty little slut on here that’ll squirt in a way you couldn’t imagine. Haha! I remember finding a video featuring a guy fucking his mom. Yeah, I know… That old trope. The thing is, I didn’t know whether this video was scripted or real. There’s a chance this dude could have really been fucking his mom! 

But that’s not the only thing. These two were as Southern as Southern gets! Haha! Truly living up to that American stereotype! They were having the time of their lives. Especially the mom! You may have seen a bunch of girls squirt. But, I’ll tell you one thing. You’ve never seen an old Southern lady squirt on her son. That video ended with the mom rubbing cum on her face like it was scented lotion. 

There was a video under the title of Roccos Sex Clinic Second Treatment Episode 2”. I didn’t really think much of it. It was just the typical “Young rich bachelor fucks a group of models”. We’ve seen it a thousand times before. But this time was a little different. This time the three girls being fucked spent the whole time gushing like fucking water statues. These girls spent the entire video squirting! I mean, how the fuck is that even possible? Is it even possible? Where did they find these girls? They just look like normal, good-looking models. They do not look like they wield that kind of power, haha!

That really took me off guard. I mean, it’s one thing to fuck three girls like a baller. It’s another to have them cum all over you for half an hour! Haha! What a lucky son of a bitch!

Speaking of “lucky son of a bitch”. There’s one video I saw that really took the fucking cake. It’s titled The Corruption of Kissa SIns. This is a normal video by any professional rough porn standards. Except this guy ends up [literally] fingering these two girls until they squirt… I’m sorry. The way I described that was pretty underwhelming. Let me try again. This guy was dual wielding two bitches while they were on their backs gushing like broken hoses! That’s something even I don’t see too often. That guy’s got some skill!

What I Liked

I love the variety of videos. There isn’t anything all that special about the videos on this site. However, there’s a uniqueness that I think is worth anyone’s time. There are various girls to enjoy, from hollywood babes to mature MILFS. You know my cock loves variety. So, that’s always a win for me. 

Mostly, I’m just glad I can finally interact with the content like I’m supposed to! I mean, it took way too long, but I’m happy I can finally create some much-needed playlists.

What I Didn’t Like

There aren’t as many photos, considering how many videos there are. I mean, there are over 2200 video, yet only a few hundred photos? I’ve said this before, just take some shots while filming. How the fuck is photos more scarce than videos?

Oh, and also the obnoxious amount of ads. Get rid of them.

Tips From ThePornDude

There are quite a few ways, Sxyprn.com can improve their service. Firstly, I would suggest figuring out this ad situation. It makes the site barely usable. Now that you’ve got new members, it’s important for you to try to keep them. Sending them to random websites every few seconds is not the way to do it. 

I’m also not feeling the emoticon reactions. I appreciate the effort to add a unique way to interact with videos. But there’s not much that emojis really add to a video. I don’t get the impression that someone liked or disliked it. It’s a pretty pointless feature. I’m over it. 

Conclusion

If you’re looking for some squirting content you’ve never seen before, then look no further! Sxyprn.com provides some of the most unique squirting porn on the internet! You may not be busting your nut in the first few seconds, but you’re definitely going to enjoy something you’ve never seen before!

There’s a great variety of women, and thousands of FREE exclusive, HD content for your viewing pleasure. Try not to break your dick, you filthy little pervert!